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No, you cannot have your name changed

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    The Count of Midget Fisto is objectively the best name change.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    NO YOU CAN'T GET A NAME CHANGE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE READ THE FUCKING THREAD

    You're just saying that because ... wait.
    You people are trying to make tube have an aneurysm, aren't you.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    NO YOU CAN'T GET A NAME CHANGE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE READ THE FUCKING THREAD

    You're just saying that because ... wait.
    You people are trying to make tube have an aneurysm, aren't you.

    It's a race, I think I'm losing.

  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    Which one do I report as awesome?

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Which one do I report as awesome?

    All of them, individually.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    The Count of Midget Fisto is objectively the best name change.

    Marcus and His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens

    and

    Captain Cactus and the Water Preservation Squad

    are both pretty good.

    And though everyone seems to forget, Mr. Henry Bemis was actually a Tube name as well.

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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    I'm surprised that Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens is listed as 'heads', because that sounds like a Tube name to me. It's also really surprising to look over that list and see people whose names I'm familiar with (Bemis, for instance) and who they were before.

  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    Thanatos to Moe Fwaky is still the best one, hands down. I'd ask for a name change, but I seem to be one of the few that likes my name as is.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    My favorite is the one that is so long it doesn't even fit.
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    And that was a heads!

    I didn't understand the whole thinatos thanatos moe moe fwacky thing though.

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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    Thanatos to Moe Fwaky is still the best one, hands down. I'd ask for a name change, but I seem to be one of the few that likes my name as is.

    Was that the one that caused massive amounts of sulking?

  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    Pretty much. Than got Moe's name and Moe got Than's name. After a couple days, Tube, in all of his benevolence, changed their names back.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Ohhh, got it, thanks!

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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    This thread is one of my favourites, cos it makes me chuckle loads!

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Thanatos to Moe Fwaky is still the best one, hands down. I'd ask for a name change, but I seem to be one of the few that likes my name as is.

    I preferred "_____ Fwacky" -> "Thanatos". Mainly because I got to join in on the teasing, when Mr. Fwacky started whining about it.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I think Wiggin's current name of "Me Too!" sums him up perfectly.

  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    I don't want a name change per se, I just want some spaces put in it. That's pretty doable, right? It's just like...3 keystrokes.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    NO

    YOU CANNOT HAVE A FUCKING NAME CHANGE

    HOW MANY TIMES

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    NO

    YOU CANNOT HAVE A FUCKING NAME CHANGE

    HOW MANY TIMES

    Doo, do-do wop, choowap, choowap

  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    If we donate to your album fund can we have a name change?

    -braces for infraction-

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    If only.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    for some reason i thought obama getting elected would be noteworthy enough to inspire a name change time

    then i realized tube hates obama so no such luck

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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    I think Tube would be happiest changing everyone's name to "Margaret Thatcher".

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    Or various euphemisms for the word penis.

  • ScrubletScrublet Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Or various euphemisms for the word penis.

    I don't think any euphemisms would be involved.

    subedii wrote: »
    I hear PC gaming is huge off the coast of Somalia right now.
  • RamiusRamius Joined: July 19, 2000 Administrator, ClubPA admin
    To anyone who thinks there is a loophole that may not have been properly covered in the drafting of the legislation,

    Such as:
    * The person who supposed they might be able to buy a name change
    * The person who thought external factors might justify their name change
    * The person who thought they might get a name change if they give up their right to select the name
    * The person who thought that a name modification was different than a name change




    PLEASE REALIZE that Cardboard Tube is both the legislator AND THE JUSTICE. The law was drafted to not have any loopholes by design, and Cardboard Tube will always interpret it in a fashion that comes back to the simple fact that you cannot have your name changed under any circumstance. This is as true as gravity.

    The fact that names do somehow change is actually a paradox. It is not an exception to a rule, it is something which exists outside the rules. It is supernatural. You might observe it, but you cannot replicate it or explain it or influence it in any way.



    Whosoever posts below me in ignorance of my above statements should expect to be sorely punished for it.

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Ramius I wanna touch you innapropriately

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  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    What if we just whine a lot? Will that work?

  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    If we donate to your album fund can we have a name change?

    Well, i tried following the link, just to see what happened, but it just took me to the pretty picture. Oh, well, I'll just have to save my money for my ingrate son...

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    If we donate to your album fund can we have a name change?

    Well, i tried following the link, just to see what happened, but it just took me to the pretty picture. Oh, well, I'll just have to save my money for my ingrate son...

    Not to plug, but you have to click on the picture and then click on the picture again in the link it takes you to due to arcane paypal rules

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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    Doh! I just clicked on the picture, and then looked at the picture in a new window. Oh, the dangers of letting mummies onto pcs. I'll try again.

    I'm assuming its to record an album rather than buy one?

    Do you have access to a recording studio, cos if you don't, I do, and I might be able to get you it for not too much money.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    I'm not entirely sure it would be proper for you to donate, since all the songs are about you already.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    NO YOU CAN'T GET A NAME CHANGE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE READ THE FUCKING THREAD

    You're just saying that because ... wait.
    You people are trying to make tube have an aneurysm, aren't you.

    It's a race, I think I'm losing.

    racist

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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    I'm not entirely sure it would be proper for you to donate, since all the songs are about you already.

    <3<3<3<3

    OK, I was serious about the recording studio, not sure about cost, but I can find out over the weekend if you'd like.


    and just so's I know, I completely understand the thing about not asking for my name to be changed, i don't want it to be, cos its who I am, but what about someone else, who has a really, annoyingly stupid name, can I ask for their name to be changed? (please don't shout at me, I was just wondering)

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    If someone signs up with an offensive name you can report it and I may change it.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    Ohhhhhhhhhhh...I like it when Ramius puts on the Daddy Pants.

  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    Nah, its not offensive, just annoying!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Nah, its not offensive, just annoying!

    But LewieP is your son!

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Nah, its not offensive, just annoying!

    But LewieP is your son!

    But he's such an awful son!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I don't think it's fair you have to be known as "LewiePs Mummy".

    I think you should choose a new name.

    And then LewieP can be "______s Kiddie".

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