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No, you cannot have your name changed

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    I suspect that tinkering with vbulletin is a little more complicated than that.

    I don't even think PHP has a "then."

    It uses C-style syntax
    if(true)
    {
    
    }
    

    the brackets are your "Then" and "Endif" I'd suppose in that style.

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That's what I was thinking. I haven't touched any code in a while. D:

  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2008
    Hey guys, I don't really have a solid grasp on how webforums work, so I'm just going to throw out a ridiculous theory that makes complete sense in my head that could totally/easily/cheaply enable a feature that the admin has expressly stated will never happen.

    I think The Count Of Midget Fisto is my favorite name change.

    Also, part of the magic of name changes is being around when they happen. It's sort of like the lottery. Only, instead of maybe losing the dollar you end up being stuck with the faggy name you chose when you signed up.

  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You seem angry.

  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2008
  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MKR wrote: »
    I suspect that tinkering with vbulletin is a little more complicated than that.

    I don't even think PHP has a "then."

    There's a slim chance I wasn't being entirely serious with my post.

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Cyvros wrote: »
    There isn't going to be any change in policy that results in more people getting their names changed. Sorry. I'm not giving the moderators any more work purely because people want to change their handle which no one but them cares about anyway. This is a policy unlikely to change under the current administration.

    Obviously, the solution is to plant a bomb in the PA admin lounge. Or plant evidence of some crime.

    But that's the problem. When Cardboard Tube does it, it's not illegal.

    I see. A bomb it is, then!
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  • LurkLurk Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Lurk, I actually really like your name and don't think you should have it changed.

    Aww, thanks!

    Now, I don't know what to do anymore... :P

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The conflict pretty much solves itself.

  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    By my count there are a lot more tails than heads. Foul.

  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yar wrote: »
    By my count there are a lot more tails than heads. Foul.
    Harvey Tube-Face?

    It's an easy game to hate
  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Please tell me you didn't actually waste your time on that.

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  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yar wrote: »
    By my count there are a lot more tails than heads. Foul.
    Harvey Tube-Face?

    That'd make a bitchin' avatar.

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Henroid wrote: »
    Yar wrote: »
    By my count there are a lot more tails than heads. Foul.
    Harvey Tube-Face?

    That'd make a bitchin' avatar.

    Would the hedgehog be the good half, or the evil half?

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Using the magic of spreadsheets and automation, I have counted them. There are a whopping 7 more tails than heads.

    ITT we learn that statistics are imperfect.

  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    gtrmp wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Yar wrote: »
    By my count there are a lot more tails than heads. Foul.
    Harvey Tube-Face?

    That'd make a bitchin' avatar.

    Would the hedgehog be the good half, or the evil half?

    It'd be the evil half. What we're looking at is the internet dickwad theory. In reality, Tube may just be a no-bullshit lawyer. But on the internet, he turns into... well, retains being a fucker.

    Because lawyers are fuckers.

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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think he's lovely.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    He's lovely to you

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Well that's because LewiePs Mummy is conceivably the best person on the entire forum.

    Even if she is English. [/Scotsman]

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2008
    I do not know who Lewie P is but his mother is objectively a classy lady for having made peace with this exceptionally well-established establishment.

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User
    edited December 2008
    YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN

    Awa and boil yer heid!

    Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN

    Awa and boil yer heid!

    Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.
    I'm American so since you're not America I don't care.

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN

    Awa and boil yer heid!

    Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.
    I'm American so since you're not America I don't care.

    Well I'm Scottish, so since you are America, I don't care.

    EDIT: Everyone is aware that I'm just joking, right? Before I get infracted or anything?

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  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    Well that's because LewiePs Mummy is conceivably the best person on the entire forum.

    Even if she is English. [/Scotsman]

    No, I'm not, I'm Cumbrian! I just live in England.

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  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    Well that's because LewiePs Mummy is conceivably the best person on the entire forum.

    Even if she is English. [/Scotsman]

    No, I'm not, I'm Cumbrian! I just live in England.
    Is that like Lesbian, but for guys?

  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hayasa I have no idea what you're trying to say in that post. It strikes me as dumb though.

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  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    edited December 2008
    It sure is.

  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN

    Awa and boil yer heid!

    Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.

    Haha, my mum always used to joke that if Scotland was so good, why did so many Scots move to England? My dad's response was that there wasn't anyone in England good enough to do the jobs :P

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Willeth wrote: »
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN

    Awa and boil yer heid!

    Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.

    Haha, my mum always used to joke that if Scotland was so good, why did so many Scots move to England? My dad's response was that there wasn't anyone in England good enough to do the jobs :P

    You know the English stole Berwick from us. That little town at the very very north of England? Used to be Scottish. Course that was hundreds of years ago when they occupied the country, and before the events of Braveheart (scion of cinematic historical accuracy that it is) so I don't suppose it matters, but still.

    Oh and to be vaguely on topic, I think I've figured out how to change LewieP's name without inconveniencing LewiePs Mummy.

    Change it to LewiePs Mummys Son.

    I mean, I know it's not happening, but I'm just throwing the suggestion out there.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    Change it to LewiePs Mummys Ingrate Son.

    fixed

    Some days I just want to smack people with a rolled up newspaper. Or a phone book.
    A folding chair is looking like an attractive option right now too...
  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Dr Snofeld wrote: »
    Change it to LewiePs Mummys Ingrate Son.

    fixed

    Nah, that's for his second offense.

    The next one would make it LewiePs Mummys Ingrate Embarassment of a Son.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Tube what is the policy on name changes in special situations such as typographical errors made and/or blood alcohol level during registration

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Tube what is the policy on name changes in special situations such as typographical errors made and/or blood alcohol level during registration

    I think, officially, it's 'hah, you're a dickweed'.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    If you're registering to the forum drunk, you deserve what you get.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Some people wake up with a hangover and strange tattoos and piercings

    Some people wake up with a hangover and "t0ld_u_1_wuz_h4rdc0re" as a username

    And then there other people who aren't idiots.

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  • Steel-AngelSteel-Angel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I still want a name change.

    Otherwise I might viciously murder my doppleganger before he does it to me.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sometimes, a little murder is just the right thing to brighten up the place.

    this place could use a few splashes of red, here and there.

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ramius wrote: »
    To anyone who thinks there is a loophole that may not have been properly covered in the drafting of the legislation,

    Such as:
    * The person who supposed they might be able to buy a name change


    PLEASE REALIZE that Cardboard Tube is both the legislator AND THE JUSTICE. The law was drafted to not have any loopholes by design, and Cardboard Tube will always interpret it in a fashion that comes back to the simple fact that you cannot have your name changed under any circumstance. This is as true as gravity.

    Tube I'll give you one thousand dollars for a name change.

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nah just joking.

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