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GEARS | Dom... It's okay...WHO WANTS TOAST?

The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHDBAWH-STANRegistered User regular
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SOLDIERS OF SERA, FELLOW GEARS

GET READY TO CHAINSAW SOME BITCHES
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Sodomize your enemies with a chainsaw
Engage in chainsaw battles
Toast them with the flamethrower
Stick them with a poison grenade
Stick a grenade to a wall to use as a proximity mine
Use a downed enemy as a meatshield whilst firing at the enemy then break his neck when he has outlived his usefulness
Flip an enemy over and wail on his face with your fists

11-15 hour long campaign
Drop-In/Drop-Out Co-op
Play Co-op together while on different difficulties
Multiplayer Modes
- Submission/CTF- except the flag has a shotgun
- Execution
- Warzone
- Guardian - PROTECT THE COLONY!
- Wingman - Goose and Iceman eat your heart out
- Annex
- King of the Hill

HORDE MODE - Survive and hold a position against 50 waves of increasingly difficult enemies (PROTIP: choose Security as the map)

Oh and fight lots of these guys on big monster trucks

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Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjWYhXrC0-c

Opening Cinematic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVsN84RTfrE

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Faricrazy - Faricommie
Futore - Debellum
Pharezon - Pharezon
DrZiplock - DocZiplock
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Blanket - Blakes V
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Jives - JilesFTW
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Forwards Name - Tydidese
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Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    Wren wrote: »
    so the director of GoW2 had this to say about demos/betas
    A beta is like hooking up with a girl just to say, "yeah, I fucked her." I know that sounds crude, but it's the honest-to-God truth. Once you play a beta, you can check it off your list--you can say, "yeah, I played it." Then you might not feel motivated to get that initial cherry popping from the proper, final game.

    Granted, we may need to tweak a few things in multiplayer after release through an update. People are going to find exploits we didn't anticipate. That's the reality of making a game -- look at MMOs. We're prepared for that, but we think we're shipping a pretty great game out of the box here.

    Cliffy B's a douche.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    Yeah I will be buying this.

    I don't know what it was about the first one, but it was just so well done. I think a lot of my love for this game is based on 1) Co-Op, and 2) how awesomely Active Reload was done.

    Twitter?
    LoL: j0hnh4m
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    YES I AM SO EXCITED



    OR I WOULD BE IF I HAD MY XBOX AHHHHHHHH

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    I'm glad that the weapons and Seriously achievements are drawn from both single player and online multiplayer.

    Also it's a race to Seriously 2.0 - 100,000 kills

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    GoW 1 was great simply for co op

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    robothero wrote: »
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

    Yeah, Carmine. His brother is supposedly in this one-
    Spoiler:

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    robothero wrote: »
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

    now you know why they don't wear helmets

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    McCly wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    didnt the one guy who wore a helmet die

    Yeah, Carmine. His brother is supposedly in this one-
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    Horde my ass.
    We used to call it invasion back in the day. These guys are just ripping off.... Oh wait.

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  • Retarded_TurkeyRetarded_Turkey Registered User regular
    I'm grabbing this tonight after work. So stoked. Haven't gone to a midnight release for anything in a long time.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    isnt this game just Magestorm with guns?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    robothero wrote: »
    isnt this game just Magestorm with guns?

    No, it's DOOM with guns. (and a cover-system)

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    One of the new characters runs around in a fucking cowboy hat.

    Slim Pickins all up ins

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    I remember the ending to one pissed me off.

    It was one of those "we know there is going to be a sequel so fuck you we aren't drawing any sort of conclusion" sort of things

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    I've seen the ending to this one. Anyone want an opinion?

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    No.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    man the new commercial for it as they both ride the elevator down is so good.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMHkIWLds5Y

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm actually getting this from Gamefly...they are actually sending me a new game!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    is that the song from Little Miss Sunshine? I love that song

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    The Mad World one was better. They were both done by the same people.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    mad world makes me think of Donnie Darko and fuck that

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    Langly wrote: »
    mad world makes me think of Donnie Darko and fuck that

    What? Donnie Darko is great.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    McCly wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    isnt this game just Magestorm with guns?

    No, it's DOOM with guns. (and a cover-system)

    so basically magestorm with guns

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    gorramit do i buy this or left4dead

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    L4D.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Man how long till it's out for PC and how much am I gonna have to spend on a new PC to run it?

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Man how long till it's out for PC and how much am I gonna have to spend on a new PC to run it?

    75,000 Euros.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Picking this up tonight, but won't be able to play much until tomorrow. I played about 12 minutes of the first game, so please use your hulking man-bodies to protect me while I figure it out.

    Steam!
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Man how long till it's out for PC and how much am I gonna have to spend on a new PC to run it?

    75,000 Euros.

    How much is that in bottlecaps?

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Man how long till it's out for PC and how much am I gonna have to spend on a new PC to run it?

    75,000 Euros.

    How much is that in bottlecaps?

    1,000,000 but only if it is these

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    Delicious AND useful!

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    gorramit do i buy this or left4dead

    What about...both?

    Or gamefly

    But probably both

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    I was thinking about getting this today, but then I remembered I only have 6 days left with Fallout 3.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    the first gears of war was a complete letdown for me and there's no reason for me to believe this one won't be just as bad

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  • WrenWren Registered User
    man I hear left 4 dead will have a match making system instead of a server browser. so if you run your own dedicated server, you can never play on it

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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    the first gears of war was a complete letdown for me and there's no reason for me to believe this one won't be just as bad

    did you play the first one co-op


    you didnt did you

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    chairman buy me left4dead

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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