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The New Comic Thread, Friday, 7 Nov 2008

RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Singularity Engine++
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My Kung Fu is greater, sccssscccssscccsccccsc.

Raneados wrote: »
so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All a ruse.

    Ruckus is but another of the flangely Sccscscscscscscs's puppets.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Uh?

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    haha he got bullied in school.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    At least the bully is balding and his significant other most likely fucks random dudes in Reno.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    His evil plan is to send rings?

    Is the ring poisoned or something?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    haha some bros wanted to fight me last night. I laughed at them a lot.

    this is silly

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I guess the objective is to make his wife snap and shotgun 'em with his hunting gun?

    He seems the type to have one

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    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm with the robot.

    wait


    good comic though

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    captaink wrote: »
    His evil plan is to send rings?

    Is the ring poisoned or something?

    he's destroying his life slowly. It's better than just killing someone

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's very Godfather like.

    Gabe's methods also remind me of the Count of Egg Fried Sammiches...I mean Monte Cristo.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    At least the bully is balding and his significant other most likely fucks random dudes in Reno.

    In start contrasts to Tycho's glamorously styled head of hair right?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I accidentally added my friend's ex, and I think I'm going to remove her just because I'm never going to see her and what do I care what she thinks.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This reminds me of that episode of Frasier.

    The one where the plumber called into Frasier's service is his old bully.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ah, Facebook

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i'm suprised Tycho has a facebook

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ever since Facebookery, no?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm surprised Tycho has a face

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I thought about shooting him... a friendly mail.

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  • eldercoreeldercore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    its not the 17th

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    eldercore wrote: »
    its not the 17th
    yes it is, that's why my paycheck is already gone

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've met up with a few kids I went to highschool with who weren't particularly nice to me. My modus operandi is usually the "kill with kindness" route where I acknowledge that they treated me badly but in that "it was a long time ago, we were stupid teenagers, that shit ain't even a thing" way.

    I do this in a way that subtly coats the entire conversation with the theme of "your impact on my life was insignificantly small and I am a much more-mature, social, good-looking and prosperous human being than you remember me as" but in a friendly, likable way.

    For most of the guys that were pretty hard on me this approach prompts a hand-shake, well-wishing and an apology for past cruelty.

    For the girls my strategy is slightly different and potentially much-more cruel. Seeing as how I'm far more attractive overall than my pimple-scarred, tight-lipped, teenage self both physically and socially not to mention changes in hairstyle, the addition of facial hair and a trimmer body, a lot of them don't initially recognize me. This gives me plenty of opening to flirt with them a little before the big reveal of going "so do you remember me at all?"
    The revelation that I was the kid who they used to try to embarrass in public or flat-out laugh at during school dances registers, followed by the realization that I was only teasing them for kicks instead of being actually interested in them often garners an amusing reaction.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    I thought about shooting him... a friendly mail.

    This is also how I read it.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood a real life angel remember one thingRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That's a mighty dark room. Are they plotting in the basement or something? Christ.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    eldercore wrote: »
    its not the 17th

    Your reading comprehension sucks.

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    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    eldercore wrote: »
    its not the 17th

    Your reading comprehension sucks.

    you're

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it bothers me when people say that so-and-so has "a facebook"

    it just sounds WEIRD

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    it's very john wayne gacy

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  • wyrlsswyrlss Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    it bothers me when people say that so-and-so has "a facebook"

    it just sounds WEIRD

    Apparently it sounds just as weird to say I have no a facebook.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    it bothers me when people say that so-and-so has "a facebook"

    it just sounds WEIRD

    spacebook

    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=g_KYUWVw_Vs

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    good comic

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    For the girls my strategy is slightly different and potentially much-more cruel. Seeing as how I'm far more attractive overall than my pimple-scarred, tight-lipped, teenage self both physically and socially not to mention changes in hairstyle, the addition of facial hair and a trimmer body, a lot of them don't initially recognize me. This gives me plenty of opening to flirt with them a little before the big reveal of going "so do you remember me at all?"
    The revelation that I was the kid who they used to try to embarrass in public or flat-out laugh at during school dances registers, followed by the realization that I was only teasing them for kicks instead of being actually interested in them often garners an amusing reaction.

    Man this sounds awesome. I would love to do it because I have come a long way since high school as well, but I was never really picked on. For the most part I was just totally ignored and it's hard to exact any kind of meaningful revenge on someone who has no idea you ever existed.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it's very john wayne gacy

    I love you for saying this.

    Every time I type "facebook" into the browser, I wonder if there is a gacebook.com.

    a glorious place where all they talk about it is kids and how they chop up things. They use a facepaint picture edit instead of that damn yearbook one

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i read it as

    "i thought about shooting him in a friendly mall."

    i dunno

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    it bothers me when people say that so-and-so has "a facebook"

    it just sounds WEIRD

    you're a facebook

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    For the girls my strategy is slightly different and potentially much-more cruel. Seeing as how I'm far more attractive overall than my pimple-scarred, tight-lipped, teenage self both physically and socially not to mention changes in hairstyle, the addition of facial hair and a trimmer body, a lot of them don't initially recognize me. This gives me plenty of opening to flirt with them a little before the big reveal of going "so do you remember me at all?"
    The revelation that I was the kid who they used to try to embarrass in public or flat-out laugh at during school dances registers, followed by the realization that I was only teasing them for kicks instead of being actually interested in them often garners an amusing reaction.

    Man this sounds awesome. I would love to do it because I have come a long way since high school as well, but I was never really picked on. For the most part I was just totally ignored and it's hard to exact any kind of meaningful revenge on someone who has no idea you ever existed.

    For the most part I was ignored but when you go to a small school like I did for my first two years of high school most everyone remembers each-other.

    Once I changed schools from my local public school to a well-known, prestigious, Catholic high school at the beginning of my junior year I came out of my shell a lot more since the class was a lot bigger and I found more students with whom I had shared-interests.

    I actually worked up enough confidence in such a small amount of time that I called up the class president (a.k.a. most popular girl in school) from my old school and asked her out to a dance. She gave me a "soccer practice" excuse and a "maybe some other time" but it sure made me good to ask.

    I kinda built it up from there.

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  • ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    That's a mighty dark room. Are they plotting in the basement or something? Christ.
    It's not that fucking hard. Tycho is going to Gabe because he wants Gabe to slowly ruin this ex-bullies life. Gabe is a man in the shadows, they are talking about shady dealings. Also see informants, like how in the movies informants are hiding in the shadows to mask their identity. What the fuck people.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    well at least she didn't laugh in your face then tell the rest of the school about it

    :(

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous three times snugglier New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I got a facebook.

    Right here.
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I typically say "I'm on Facebook" rather than "I have a Facebook".

    I don't see my facebook page as a possession, I see it as a public resource like the Yellow Pages. Anyone needs to contact me, there I am right there.

    That's the main reason I am annoyed by most Facebook "apps" and the reason I do not "have a MySpace".

    If it's on the internet, it's not yours, it's everybody's.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    well at least she didn't laugh in your face then tell the rest of the school about it

    :(

    That's why I felt so good about it. It stunned her more than anything and I got away unscathed.

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