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Help / Advice Forum: AWESOME POST in "The Ted Chronicles: Cousin Trouble", by Chad Sexingt

wasted pixelswasted pixels Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
wasted pixels has reported a post.

Reason:
This is exactly the kind of "behavior that shouldn't be encouraged" that should be encouraged around here.
Forum: Help / Advice Forum
Post: The Ted Chronicles: Cousin Trouble
Posted by: Chad Sexington


Original Content:
Hi I'm Ted wrote: »
This summer, Jeff (in his 20s) told his parents he thought he was gay. A few months later, Jeff overheard his uncle (not my dad) talking about how good blowjobs felt. Since I've been home, I've learned that he has on three occasions tried to put his penis in his father's mouth. Two times it was while his dad was asleep, but one time he just walked out into our living room and kind of tried to sneak up on his dad. I saw it. Now Jeff's parents are getting divorced and so Jeff and his mom are always in my house. I am really freaked out about this.

I don't know how to deal with the fact that my cousin seems like he is going to grow up to be a rapist. Additionally, he is living in the room next door to me and I am a little bit scared to go to sleep. I really need some advice, my parents have tried to talk to his parents but his mom really doesn't believe anything could be wrong with her son.

Put your dick in his mouth first. This establishes you as the dominant male.

wasted pixels on
BTW, I got a message from Obs that equated installing OS X on a PC with car theft, murder and rape. Is he normally like that?
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No, this is pretty terrible advice. Are you sure you didn't mean to report it for idiocy in H/A?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That is a terrible story

    I chuckled a bit

    Three stars

    e: wait is this one of those mixups where he meant to report it for badness?

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  • wasted pixelswasted pixels Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    No, this is pretty terrible advice. Are you sure you didn't mean to report it for idiocy in H/A?

    Pretty sure!

    BTW, I got a message from Obs that equated installing OS X on a PC with car theft, murder and rape. Is he normally like that?
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So, you're purposely reporting a post that breaks an H/A rule for Awesomeness.

    *sigh*

    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • wasted pixelswasted pixels Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    So, you're purposely reporting a post that breaks an H/A rule for Awesomeness.

    *sigh*

    We weren't sure if it was possible to report a post for awesome after it received an infraction. Now we know.

    BTW, I got a message from Obs that equated installing OS X on a PC with car theft, murder and rape. Is he normally like that?
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  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    zenpotato has also reported this post.

    Reason:
    Since this is pretty obviously a troll thread (see the book description), this post goes from infraction worthy to awesome.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    this post would be even more awesome if the thread were real

    still, it rules

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  • this is amazing

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2008
    this is amazing

    Have you never been to H/A or something?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    So, you're purposely reporting a post that breaks an H/A rule for Awesomeness.

    *sigh*

    You'll be a moderator some day!

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's a rare post that merits being reported for an infraction and an Awesome Post.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i think posts like this should be encouraged in H/A. i mean, there's bad advice that seems legit, and bad advice that is clearly humorous in nature.

    i think more threads should suggest beating people to the penis-in-the-mouth punch

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ahahaha oh lordy

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited November 2008
    nope

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