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OkCupid: The Online Dating

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Also, I am very fat and you all want to put your penises in my folds.

    Would it scare the mice?
    Would the air escaping from the folds add to the allure?
    Are you a sight to behold?

    SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE ZIG-ZAG FOLD OF LEFT BREAST SECTOR 3.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    a few handclaps and hes all lubed up where there wasnt already some kfc grease

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Also, I am very fat and you all want to put your penises in my folds.

    Would it scare the mice?
    Would the air escaping from the folds add to the allure?
    Are you a sight to behold?

    SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE ZIG-ZAG FOLD OF LEFT BREAST SECTOR 3.


    Did it just wink at me?

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    Ambassador wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hey guys, today I found $200 and I turned it in to lost and found

    Dumb thing, or dumbest thing?

    Sorry Sheri, I only saw this now but this is the sweetest thing.

    Well thank you.

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    Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Ambassador wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hey guys, today I found $200 and I turned it in to lost and found

    Dumb thing, or dumbest thing?

    Sorry Sheri, I only saw this now but this is the sweetest thing.

    Well thank you.

    told you so.

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  • bongibongi Awaiting Email Confirmation
    i did that when i found a wallet with £120 in

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Two hundred smackaroos is a lot of cash.

    I could do some pretty cool things with that much cash.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    I found $300 on a body once it's not like he was going to miss it or use it

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

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  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    So, I joined this a bit ago after my divorce and so far its definately been a mixed bag. Guess you just need to be able to sort the crazies from the psychopaths

    Some say that the Blood Angels are tainted: that they harbour a dark secret. I know this to be true. I have seen the infamous Death Company: wild-eyed and foam-mouthed berserkers who tear their enemies limb from limb, crush skulls with a single blow, snap spines and rip out inner organs. I have seen the Sanguinary Priests: the passing of blood filled chalices from lip to lip, heard their wracking lamentations of Sanguinus's death. I have watched their rituals: mighty warriors daubing their armour in the blood of their foes, heard them crying for vengeance against the enemies of the Emperor.
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

    This is why you follow the advice of pizza drivers
    Carries less than $20

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I'm so glad you guys are taking all the crazies. I've never met any of these crazy women either in real life or on the internet.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

    This is why you follow the advice of pizza drivers
    Carries less than $20

    Funnily enough, I was on my way to the bank to deposit the money when it all went down.

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  • SheriSheri Registered User regular
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Oh yes, I found a girl that looks exactly like Sheri.

    message sent.

    Why on earth

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    Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm so glad you guys are taking all the crazies. I've never met any of these crazy women either in real life or on the internet.

    Then how do you meet women?
    I think finding that crazy one is a lesson for everyone to learn

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  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    Im not sure if thats creepy or not <3

    Some say that the Blood Angels are tainted: that they harbour a dark secret. I know this to be true. I have seen the infamous Death Company: wild-eyed and foam-mouthed berserkers who tear their enemies limb from limb, crush skulls with a single blow, snap spines and rip out inner organs. I have seen the Sanguinary Priests: the passing of blood filled chalices from lip to lip, heard their wracking lamentations of Sanguinus's death. I have watched their rituals: mighty warriors daubing their armour in the blood of their foes, heard them crying for vengeance against the enemies of the Emperor.
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I lost my wallet with about 200 in it, once

    I got a call from the police station later to tell me they'd found it, but when I went to go pick it up all the cash was gone. Cards were still there though.

    This is why you follow the advice of pizza drivers
    Carries less than $20

    I always carry my cash in my no-no secret place; if somebody wants it, they gotta work for it. It does make for interesting conversation at the checkout line, I'll tell you that.

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  • <3&lt;3 Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Oh yes, I found a girl that looks exactly like Sheri.

    message sent.

    Why on earth

    cause

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I also keep an emergency 50 in the secret compartment in my wallet which they didn't find.

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  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    Man, I dont think i've carried cash since 2000. Direct deposit and debit card is where its at. Unless I go to bumfuck, alabama and nowhere accepts cards. That was an interesting road trip.

    Some say that the Blood Angels are tainted: that they harbour a dark secret. I know this to be true. I have seen the infamous Death Company: wild-eyed and foam-mouthed berserkers who tear their enemies limb from limb, crush skulls with a single blow, snap spines and rip out inner organs. I have seen the Sanguinary Priests: the passing of blood filled chalices from lip to lip, heard their wracking lamentations of Sanguinus's death. I have watched their rituals: mighty warriors daubing their armour in the blood of their foes, heard them crying for vengeance against the enemies of the Emperor.
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    Oh yes, I found a girl that looks exactly like Sheri.

    message sent.

    Why on earth

    cause

    This is obviously just some horribly convoluted way of <3 asking you out, Sheri.

    He's gonna be all like, "Oh no, the girl that looks like Sheri wont go out with me because she hates asians and says my dick is too lumpy."

    And he hopes you'll reply with, "Why don't you just ask the real Sheri out? I'm sure she'll say yes. She loves lumpy cock."

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    ugh, thank god that's done

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
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