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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    frankly you shouldn't be calling a whore your girlfriend anyway, it's weird

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Skillaz wrote: »
    Skillaz wrote: »
    you know what's bullshit? My girlfriend dumping me for another guy.

    She probably cheated on me too.

    She probably did, they usually do that before they break up with you, and the reason usually is that they need to make sure that the new guy is good in the sack before they get rid of the old guy, so don't blame her, there was a logical reason for her cheating on you.

    that still doesn't make her any less of a whore.

    Well if she is a whore you should not have hooked up with her, for once a whore they are always a whore.

    They can't be trusted, and it is fair to assume that they are out fucking at every moment that they can get dick.

    You must have known she was a whore from the start, or did she cloud your mind with delusions and trick you?

    It's an illusion, Michael. Tricks are what a whore does for money.

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    SkillazSkillaz __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Skillaz wrote: »
    Skillaz wrote: »
    you know what's bullshit? My girlfriend dumping me for another guy.

    She probably cheated on me too.

    She probably did, they usually do that before they break up with you, and the reason usually is that they need to make sure that the new guy is good in the sack before they get rid of the old guy, so don't blame her, there was a logical reason for her cheating on you.

    that still doesn't make her any less of a whore.

    Well if she is a whore you should not have hooked up with her, for once a whore they are always a whore.

    They can't be trusted, and it is fair to assume that they are out fucking at every moment that they can get dick.

    You must have known she was a whore from the start, or did she cloud your mind with delusions and trick you?

    It's an illusion, Michael. Tricks are what a whore does for money.


    I saw what you did there, very very funny!

    Skillaz on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
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    BusterK wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Next time: Khoo wakes up, gets out of bed, drags a comb across his head. Found his way downstairs and grabbed a cup, and looking up, he notices he is late. Finds his coat, and grabs his hat, makes the bus in seconds flat. Found his way upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and he went into a dream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    This is the best one, nothing else comes close.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I fucked up the tenses, though :(

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's the thought that counts, mister.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Heart, there are more fish in the sea, bud.

    And that story about Khoo is crazy. I bet he tipped that guy a fifty.

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So Mori

    When are we having another San Jose meet?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    The name of this forum should be changed at my whim on a weekly basis.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I dunno. Sometime in the future, I'd guess.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I dunno. Sometime in the future, I'd guess.

    The future, Conan?

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    RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I dunno. Sometime in the future, I'd guess.

    Shit. I'm busy in the future, can we reschedule?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Skillaz wrote: »
    you know what's bullshit? My girlfriend dumping me for another guy.

    She probably cheated on me too.

    She probably did, they usually do that before they break up with you, and the reason usually is that they need to make sure that the new guy is good in the sack before they get rid of the old guy, so don't blame her, there was a logical reason for her cheating on you.

    that still doesn't make her any less of a whore.

    What were you doing dating a whore in the first place?

    Blake T on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Skillaz wrote: »
    you know what's bullshit? My girlfriend dumping me for another guy.

    She probably cheated on me too.

    She probably did, they usually do that before they break up with you, and the reason usually is that they need to make sure that the new guy is good in the sack before they get rid of the old guy, so don't blame her, there was a logical reason for her cheating on you.

    that still doesn't make her any less of a whore.

    What were you doing dating a whore in the first place?

    He thought he was Richard Gere, but that doesn't explain why he'd want anything to do with a woman that looks like Julia Roberts.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Skillaz wrote: »
    you know what's bullshit? My girlfriend dumping me for another guy.

    She probably cheated on me too.

    She probably did, they usually do that before they break up with you, and the reason usually is that they need to make sure that the new guy is good in the sack before they get rid of the old guy, so don't blame her, there was a logical reason for her cheating on you.

    that still doesn't make her any less of a whore.

    What were you doing dating a whore in the first place?

    He thought he was Richard Gere, but that doesn't explain why he'd want anything to do with a woman that looks like Julia Roberts.

    He was asking himself what it would be like to be with a woman with dicklips.

    The answer? Whorish.

    Also you are totally getting a Janson delivery soon aren't you Mori?

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Skillaz wrote: »
    you know what's bullshit? My girlfriend dumping me for another guy.

    She probably cheated on me too.

    She probably did, they usually do that before they break up with you, and the reason usually is that they need to make sure that the new guy is good in the sack before they get rid of the old guy, so don't blame her, there was a logical reason for her cheating on you.

    that still doesn't make her any less of a whore.

    What were you doing dating a whore in the first place?

    Your mother wasn't available.



    8-)

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Skillaz wrote: »
    you know what's bullshit? My girlfriend dumping me for another guy.

    She probably cheated on me too.

    She probably did, they usually do that before they break up with you, and the reason usually is that they need to make sure that the new guy is good in the sack before they get rid of the old guy, so don't blame her, there was a logical reason for her cheating on you.

    that still doesn't make her any less of a whore.

    What were you doing dating a whore in the first place?

    Your mother wasn't available.



    8-)

    No you see, that would imply that like you my father would be lonely and bitter, he is not.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    why don't we just name it "We're never fucking happy oh damn I got poop on me"

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    Vivixenne on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    why don't we just name it "We're never fucking happy oh damn I got poop on me"

    but i don't have poop on me

    today is a red letter day

    the wook on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    Hey, the questions are funny.

    Filler Inc. on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There's girl shit going on in here? I was just posting Dolly Parton lyrics.

    Captain Cthulhu on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    I don't think anyone was bitching about the forum name

    take your pills, grandma

    Javen on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey CC I watched slackers last night and realized that old pete from pete and pete looks kinda like you.

    Are you old pete?

    Filler Inc. on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    Hey, the questions are funny.

    well they are

    but they are depressing me just as much as they are making me laugh, if not more so

    Vivixenne on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    I don't think anyone was bitching about the forum name

    take your pills, grandma

    OH NO THEY CHANGED THE FORUM NAME BACK OH MY GOD seems an awful lot like bitching to me

    they're not bitching about the swap in name, per se

    they're bitching about the fact that there was a change at all

    Vivixenne on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    There's girl shit going on in here? I was just posting Dolly Parton lyrics.

    boys are being dumb because OH NO A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE THEM SHE IS A WHORE AND HAS BEEN ONE AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE

    I mean I thought they were joking at first because they couldn't honestly believe that shit was even the slightest bit true

    but I can't tell anymore and for fuck's sake it's enough for me to want to smash heads

    Vivixenne on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey CC I watched slackers last night and realized that old pete from pete and pete looks kinda like you.

    Are you old pete?

    You think I look like a ginger?

    Captain Cthulhu on
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Viv give me a topic to write a five to ten minute speech about

    I Win Swordfights on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE
    you aren't posting enough

    Clint Eastwood on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    I don't think anyone was bitching about the forum name

    take your pills, grandma

    OH NO THEY CHANGED THE FORUM NAME BACK OH MY GOD seems an awful lot like bitching to me

    they're not bitching about the swap in name, per se

    they're bitching about the fact that there was a change at all

    And now you're bitching about people bitching!

    The circle of life continues unfettered

    Javen on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey Viv

    Want a hug?

    Sheri on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    There's girl shit going on in here? I was just posting Dolly Parton lyrics.

    boys are being dumb because OH NO A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE THEM SHE IS A WHORE AND HAS BEEN ONE AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE

    I mean I thought they were joking at first because they couldn't honestly believe that shit was even the slightest bit true

    but I can't tell anymore and for fuck's sake it's enough for me to want to smash heads

    Oh right, that. Well when dudes get hurt by women they don't cry to their friends, they get together and talk about what a whore she is. Granted it's not right, but it's an age old defense mechanism that helps men feel better about shitty situations through irrationalities.

    Captain Cthulhu on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    I don't think anyone was bitching about the forum name

    take your pills, grandma

    OH NO THEY CHANGED THE FORUM NAME BACK OH MY GOD seems an awful lot like bitching to me

    they're not bitching about the swap in name, per se

    they're bitching about the fact that there was a change at all

    And now you're bitching about people bitching!

    The circle of life continues unfettered

    I knew you were going to point this out to me

    fuck you

    Vivixenne on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    There's girl shit going on in here? I was just posting Dolly Parton lyrics.

    boys are being dumb because OH NO A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE THEM SHE IS A WHORE AND HAS BEEN ONE AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE

    I mean I thought they were joking at first because they couldn't honestly believe that shit was even the slightest bit true

    but I can't tell anymore and for fuck's sake it's enough for me to want to smash heads

    Oh right, that. Well when dudes get hurt by women they don't cry to their friends, they get together and talk about what a whore she is. Granted it's not right, but it's an age old defense mechanism that helps men feel better about shitty situations through irrationalities.

    yeah and dudes with this mentality wonder why they can't ever get a girlfriend

    if it's just group therapy well I'm sorry for the lot of you

    Vivixenne on
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    b0bd0db0bd0d Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hehe

    b0bd0d on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I give your thread two thumbs down

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    good lord I am waking up to clusterfuck after clusterfuck

    between the Yahoo Questions being posted in one thread and people bitching about a forum name and the downright asinine girl shit going on in here WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE

    I don't think anyone was bitching about the forum name

    take your pills, grandma

    OH NO THEY CHANGED THE FORUM NAME BACK OH MY GOD seems an awful lot like bitching to me

    they're not bitching about the swap in name, per se

    they're bitching about the fact that there was a change at all

    And now you're bitching about people bitching!

    The circle of life continues unfettered

    I knew you were going to point this out to me

    fuck you

    But what fun would our relationship be if we couldn't call each other on our bullshit?

    Javen on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey CC I watched slackers last night and realized that old pete from pete and pete looks kinda like you.

    Are you old pete?

    You think I look like a ginger?

    I think you look like I want you to look.

    And last night while watching that movie, I was watching you.

    God, that's fuckin creepy, even for me.

    I'm gonna take five, this is out of hand.

    Filler Inc. on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hey Viv

    Want a hug?

    yes please it's cold :(

    Vivixenne on
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