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The Death Penalty

FramlingFramling Registered User regular
For the most part, I'm opposed to the death penalty. Some crimes, however are so egregious that I think they warrant it.

For example:
  • Loud eating
  • Not turning into the closest lane when you have no good reason not to.
  • Using words and phrases like 'irregardless' or 'should of'.
  • Wearing those t-shirts that have like an airbrushed picture of a wolf or something (if over the age of twelve).
  • Opening a window on the bus when it's only like fifty degrees out.

I think we as a society can all agree on this.

Framling on
you're = you are
your = belonging to you

their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    Sure.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS
    * Posting on an internet forum

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Three guys who blew a bunch of people up in Indonesia, including like 30 australians, were executed by firing squad this week

    I am pretty staunchly against capitol punishment in any situation.

  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Agreed.


    EDIT: On the DEATH part.

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • KovakKovak Registered User
    fat people that talk about how they'd rather stay home and eat then go to X social event

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    irregardless, the death penalty should of included these years ago

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    #pipe wrote: »
    Three guys who blew a bunch of people up in Indonesia, including like 30 australians, were executed by firing squad this week

    I am pretty staunchly against capitol punishment in any situation.

    capitol punishment is where they take a guy to the capital of his country and then they drop a building on him

  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS
    RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

    The death penalty is murder, and it puts the blood on the hands of every taxpayer.

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    Sometimes you gotta kill a guy.

    But not often.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

    The death penalty is murder, and it puts the blood on the hands of every taxpayer.

    You wouldn't say this if you had to share an office with my officemate.

    Every time he gets pho, I want to shoot myself in the brain.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    I think abortion should warrant the death penalty.

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  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS
    Graves wrote: »
    Sometimes you gotta kill a guy.

    But not often.

    I like your thought process here.

    It's like...

    Sometimes you feel like a nut.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    McCly wrote: »
    I think abortion should warrant the death penalty.
    nah

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Three guys who blew a bunch of people up in Indonesia, including like 30 australians, were executed by firing squad this week

    I am pretty staunchly against capitol punishment in any situation.

    The Indonesian govt. really made a circus of the whole ordeal.

  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    This thread should of been better, irregardless of how shitty you are, for shame.

    Fuck no your right, that shits annoying.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    being jewish

  • JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    being jewish

    Oh snap.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    I didn't know you wanted to kill Rank, man

  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    I think abortion should warrant the death penalty.
    nah

    Irony

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Fake tits. They're just horrible.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Registered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    being jewish

    Oh snap.

    I got jailed fer less

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

    The death penalty is murder, and it puts the blood on the hands of every taxpayer.

    murder is by definition unlawful killing

    therefore, the death penalty is not murder

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    • not getting the fuck out of my way or walking so fucking slowly while giving me no way to go around you
    • making obnoxiously loud groaning and moaning noises in the bathroom so that everyone in the office can hear you
    • confusing you're/your, there/their/they're, it's/its, whose/who's
    • thinking that "all intensive purposes" is correct

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    • making obnoxiously loud groaning and moaning noises in the bathroom so that everyone in the office can hear you

    Obviously an exception is to be made for bathroom sex.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I don't believe in capital punishment but I think there should be government mandated slappings

    like you go and write someone's name on a piece of pottery and put it in a box and then the person with the most names in the box gets the shit slapped out of them

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    being jewish
    hey

  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I don't believe in capital punishment but I think there should be government mandated slappings

    like you go and write someone's name on a piece of pottery and put it in a box and then the person with the most names in the box gets the shit slapped out of them

    Or that prick that got caned for spraypainting cars in Singapore? That fucker so got what was coming to him.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    • thinking that "all intensive purposes" is correct
    baby you have no idea just how intensive my purposes are

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    seriously though I hate people that don't use turn signals

    that should be punishable by at least jail time

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    - Discrediting Wikipedia entirely.

    'If you look it up, it's on Wikipe-"

    "Oh yeah, well duh it's on Wikipedia. Anything can be on Wikipedia. You just can't get any good information from a website built by people just editing articles."

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    I usually make approximately 10 jew jokes per day.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    being Russian
    having a bear in your avatar
    having a guitar in your avatar
    having a pink background in your avatar
    at some point in the past been an obnoxious blowhard in the GnT chat thread

  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    • not getting the fuck out of my way or walking so fucking slowly while giving me no way to go around you
    • making obnoxiously loud groaning and moaning noises in the bathroom so that everyone in the office can hear you
    • confusing you're/your, there/their/they're, it's/its, whose/who's
    • thinking that "all intensive purposes" is correct
    • pissy foreigners

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Abolish the death penalty, but convert all prisons to deathmatch arenas.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    being Russian
    having a bear in your avatar
    having a guitar in your avatar
    having a pink background in your avatar
    at some point in the past been an obnoxious blowhard in the GnT chat thread
    sounds like a fag

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Abolish the death penalty, but convert all prisons to deathmatch arenas.

    DEATH RACE

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer Dar'Habasi Sugar-Lips Purrfessional Cat-burglerRegistered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    being Russian
    having a bear in your avatar
    having a guitar in your avatar
    having a pink background in your avatar
    at some point in the past been an obnoxious blowhard in the GnT chat thread
    sounds like a fag

    Sounds like a farifag.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    - Discrediting Wikipedia entirely.

    'If you look it up, it's on Wikipe-"

    "Oh yeah, well duh it's on Wikipedia. Anything can be on Wikipedia. You just can't get any good information from a website built by people just editing articles."

    i aced my system security midterm thanks to wikipedia
    we were allowed to use the computer during the test and i swear 90% of my answers were inspired by wiki

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Abolish the death penalty, but convert all prisons to deathmatch arenas.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
    people that claim that Chinese characters came after Japanese kanji
    people that get stupid Chinese characters tattooed on their body for the sake of being edgy and cool
    people who insist that they be accepted for being fat blobs of lazy fat because they are lazy tubs of lard
    people who listen to annoying music that bleeds through their earphones
    people who think their shit don't stink
    people who don't seem to understand that a train is going to lurch when it starts moving so they should probably hang on to something instead of crashing into me especially if they are wearing 4-inch heels

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