The power to release a mild sedative. Enough to knock out a room full of kindergardeners, but not enough to effect a person who drank a cup of decaf that day.
I don't know about that. Ponies can still kick you in the teeth pretty good. And you'll never see it coming because it's like, "Oh hey, a pony is coming over here. Perhaps it will sidle up alongside me, and I can feed it this carrot and stalk of celery. That sure would be- OH GAWH MUH TEENF!*"
2) The power to fire spaghetti from your fingertips.
cooked or uncooked?
I dunno. A friend of mine made that one up, but I think I remember him saying it was cooked - that way its COMPLETELY useless in combat.
I don't know if it would be completely useless in combat. I mean, it would make the floor slippery and hard to stand on.
My question is, would he be capable of dispensing marinara sauce and/or parmesean cheese from any of his many orifici?
I know this is from the guy screaming about a Scottish man shooting projectile diarrhea and beating people up with a massive wang but seriously I don’t want to hear about marinara coming out of any orifice
2) The power to fire spaghetti from your fingertips.
cooked or uncooked?
I dunno. A friend of mine made that one up, but I think I remember him saying it was cooked - that way its COMPLETELY useless in combat.
I don't know if it would be completely useless in combat. I mean, it would make the floor slippery and hard to stand on.
My question is, would he be capable of dispensing marinara sauce and/or parmesean cheese from any of his many orifici?
No, but if he had a female sidekick, I think I know where the marinara might...er...'flow' from.
Everything you touch turns to sandpaper.
Underwear would be so uncomfortable.
Sex would be so akward
But wouldn't you end up just fucking a sandpaper doll anyway?
I don't know what your personal fetish is, but I can't imagine anyone going in for that kind of action.
The power to release a mild sedative. Enough to knock out a room full of kindergardeners, but not enough to effect a person who drank a cup of decaf that day.
That was actually a character in this x-men novel I read where Magneto swipes the Sentinels and takes over NYC as a haven for mutants. There was one mutant who could make people kinda sorta sleepy. IIRC, Cargill broke her neck like a toothpick.
If you shove your hand blindly into a purse or pocket, you can pull out the exact change you need to complete a purchase. The power doesn't create change, so if you don't have enough you will pull out all the change you currently have. It also does work with bills, only coins. It only works when you are purchasing something, though you can handle change normally at other times.
If you shove your hand blindly into a purse or pocket, you can pull out the exact change you need to complete a purchase. The power doesn't create change, so if you don't have enough you will pull out all the change you currently have. It also does work with bills, only coins. It only works when you are purchasing something, though you can handle change normally at other times.
dude, seriously, that is the most awesome low-key power ever.
If you shove your hand blindly into a purse or pocket, you can pull out the exact change you need to complete a purchase. The power doesn't create change, so if you don't have enough you will pull out all the change you currently have. It also does work with bills, only coins. It only works when you are purchasing something, though you can handle change normally at other times.
dude, seriously, that is the most awesome low-key power ever.
Thanks. I was trying to think of something vaugely useful, but not super. If one lived in a super-powered universe, it would be seen as 'lame'. Though the power would be really convienient to have, 'The Changemaker' isn't going to be getting an invite from the JLA.
You appear invisible to yourself but NO ONE ELSE. Not only do you not know what you look like, but styling your hair and make-up is a daily trial. (It would be a female superhero, of course, so she couldn't just shave her head. Well, I guess she could . . .)
The power to excel at mediocre endeavors. Sure you may not create a corporation to rival Stark International or Wayne Enterprises, but damned if you won't cruise to be the largest rubber-stamp in Spokane County. What's kinda cool, is that you could win in ball room dancing in the Olympics. Win no name marathons, date one of the hotter, but not the hotest girl you know, and get a solid B- average without even breaking a sweat.
For every 1 pound of your own fresh, raw flesh that you eat, you gain 1 minute of super-intellegence.
Note: I chose intellegence because:
A) I can think of situations where 1 minute of super strength or especially speed would be handy, but intellegence strikes me as a more long-term valuable commodity. One minute is barely enough time to get a pen and jot down "fusion=hydrogen+..."
With your increased wits, you can fully appreciate just how increadibly stupid and painful your power is.
The power to excel at mediocre endeavors. Sure you may not create a corporation to rival Stark International or Wayne Enterprises, but damned if you won't cruise to be the largest rubber-stamp in Spokane County. What's kinda cool, is that you could win in ball room dancing in the Olympics.
You know, i'll keep this comment in mind next time I take your girl out for a night of salsa and sex .
The power to excel at mediocre endeavors. Sure you may not create a corporation to rival Stark International or Wayne Enterprises, but damned if you won't cruise to be the largest rubber-stamp in Spokane County. What's kinda cool, is that you could win in ball room dancing in the Olympics.
You know, i'll keep this comment in mind next time I take your girl out for a night of salsa and sex .
I bet you mean roofie-laced salsa and chips and not salsa dancing.
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For every 1 pound of your own fresh, raw flesh that you eat, you gain 1 minute of super-intellegence.
Note: I chose intellegence because:
A) I can think of situations where 1 minute of super strength or especially speed would be handy, but intellegence strikes me as a more long-term valuable commodity. One minute is barely enough time to get a pen and jot down "fusion=hydrogen+..."
With your increased wits, you can fully appreciate just how increadibly stupid and painful your power is.
the power of repulsion, people have a desire to flee the general vicinity when you enter it. can you at all make this power cool? i dont think so.
Become a bank robber.
Or the greatest running back in the history of the NFL.
no games an account of no one wants to be in the same room as you and no fans want to watch, even on tv because there gonna watch one guy on a field with a ball on a stationary camera.
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2) The power to fire spaghetti from your fingertips.
3) The power of immortality, but you're CONSTANTLY suffering from illnesses or other ailments that would otherwise kill you.
4) The ability to smell brainfarts.
5) The ability to turn blue paper...int YELLOW paper.
cooked or uncooked?
I dunno. A friend of mine made that one up, but I think I remember him saying it was cooked - that way its COMPLETELY useless in combat.
No he didn't, Dane Cook did.
I'm not calling YOU the liar. I'm calling your FRIEND the liar.
Well, technically he never claimed ownership, I just assumed.
He IS a Dane Cook fan.
My question is, would he be capable of dispensing marinara sauce and/or parmesean cheese from any of his many orifici?
No, but if he had a female sidekick, I think I know where the marinara might...er...'flow' from.
That went downhill faster then I thought humanly possible.
And it's at least partially my fault.
To make amends, here's an awesome super power:
ACE!!!!
That was actually a character in this x-men novel I read where Magneto swipes the Sentinels and takes over NYC as a haven for mutants. There was one mutant who could make people kinda sorta sleepy. IIRC, Cargill broke her neck like a toothpick.
If you shove your hand blindly into a purse or pocket, you can pull out the exact change you need to complete a purchase. The power doesn't create change, so if you don't have enough you will pull out all the change you currently have. It also does work with bills, only coins. It only works when you are purchasing something, though you can handle change normally at other times.
dude, seriously, that is the most awesome low-key power ever.
i hate change(the coins, not the process).
Because that's right up there.
BUT your descendents are full of win.
She's married to the Absorbing Man.
Thanks.
Heh, cool. What comic is that from?
Of course your powers don't extend to making these creatures exist, and they don't.
Note: I chose intellegence because:
A) I can think of situations where 1 minute of super strength or especially speed would be handy, but intellegence strikes me as a more long-term valuable commodity. One minute is barely enough time to get a pen and jot down "fusion=hydrogen+..."
You know, i'll keep this comment in mind next time I take your girl out for a night of salsa and sex
I bet you mean roofie-laced salsa and chips and not salsa dancing.
Does placenta count?
Become a bank robber.
You'd never have to buy anything, because all the people in a store would take off.
Or the greatest running back in the history of the NFL.
no games an account of no one wants to be in the same room as you and no fans want to watch, even on tv because there gonna watch one guy on a field with a ball on a stationary camera.