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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The bitching about SC2 is hilarious.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Its too early for haiku.
    No please don't, he says
    "It's too early for haiku"
    (Ah, but is it now?)

    I believe it is
    so please do not continue
    to make more haiku.
    Hey now, remember
    "Let's positive thinking!", yes?
    (Let's positive think.)

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Yes, it is too soon
    No one likes counting sylla-
    -bles before coffee

    This is a failure.
    You need to learn to haiku.
    Haiku is easy.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A haiku killed my grandfather in WW2.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Man juggling cocks would be hard

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Man juggling cocks would be hard
    Yes, juggling cocks
    Would be incredibly hard
    (So would the cocks, right?)

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    Simon MoonSimon Moon Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Man juggling cocks would be hard

    Woman juggling cocks would be harder.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Also Role Models was a surprisingly good little movie

    Kinda makes me want to LARP a little bit

    And also do Paul Rudd. A lot.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Man juggling cocks would be hard
    Yes, juggling cocks
    Would be incredibly hard
    (So would the cocks, right?)

    One would hope they were.
    If they were not hard enough.
    It would be harder.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wait, not juggling cocks
    All whirling and twirling them
    (Like fleshy batons)

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    The new Britney Spears single has a lot of influence from MIA - Boys in certain parts

    Wonder if other songs on her album will have gunshots




    I'd buy it

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC, why?
    I only want to post stuff,
    Even if I suck.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    The new Britney Spears single has a lot of influence from MIA - Boys in certain parts

    Wonder if other songs on her album will have gunshots




    I'd buy it
    That would, I do believe,
    Depend on where they are aimed
    (Am I right, eh? eh?)

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I declare next page to be haiku free.

    Or else

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    I declare next page to be haiku free.

    Or else
    "Or else?" Or else what?
    You'll go for each of our groins?
    (Please touch me down there)

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Yeah definitely getting this next Britney album

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I must try to get
    At least one more haiku in
    (Just because I can)

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    See now we can't have any more haikus cause that last one was just so awesome that no other one can beat it and no one should even try.

    Edit: The one two posts higher :P

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Look Out it's Sabs! wrote: »
    See now we can't have any more haikus cause that last one was just so awesome that no other one can beat it and no one should even try.
    We'll see about that
    I think they can be improved
    (Maybe not this one)

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh man there's a Star Trek preview before Quantum of Solace

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0WNPb8R-40

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil's haiku
    Spreads wing across the new page
    (And man, fuck this shit)

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Jesus isn't anyone else online except the haiku master here

    I'm trying to avoid work people

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You could write haikus to pass the time

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That actually doesn't look too bad. :P

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Jesus isn't anyone else online except the haiku master here

    I'm trying to avoid work people

    I have work in like an hour and a half. :(

    Someone make the haikus stop!!!

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Oh man there's a Star Trek preview before Quantum of Solace

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0WNPb8R-40
    Looks cool.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I got tired of haiku two-thirds of the way through that last one

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I need relationship advice, who here is good at them and willing to partake in a PM or IM session? I refuse to go to H&A. They are weird.

    Pwease?

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I need relationship advice, who here is good at them and willing to partake in a PM or IM session? I refuse to go to H&A. They are weird.

    Pwease?
    Oh me! Me! I'm ever so good at relationships!

    Unless they involve other human beings, in which case you're better off asking someone else. Anyone else, really.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Oh man there's a Star Trek preview before Quantum of Solace

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0WNPb8R-40

    Are you fucking kidding me.

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    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Chat in general is decent at advice. It's normally she's evil and you should run away though :)

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Can the advice make use of dead animals

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I need relationship advice, who here is good at them and willing to partake in a PM or IM session? I refuse to go to H&A. They are weird.

    Pwease?
    Oh me! Me! I'm ever so good at relationships!

    Unless they involve other human beings, in which case you're better off asking someone else. Anyone else, really.

    yeaaaah i will pass on this

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I need relationship advice, who here is good at them and willing to partake in a PM or IM session? I refuse to go to H&A. They are weird.

    Pwease?
    Just talk about it in [chat] like everyone else does. The people who post here don't have to fear an infraction, and frankly, generally give better advice.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Goddam you drez I was gonna make a media impact on society thread although mine was gonna be more general and filled with references.

    But I have to finish my exams.

    It was gonna be great gonna be filled with all those folk tales everybody here believes and why they're full of shit.

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I need relationship advice, who here is good at them and willing to partake in a PM or IM session? I refuse to go to H&A. They are weird.

    Pwease?

    You can PM me girl

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Can the advice make use of dead animals

    only if they are for eating and not for occult rituals

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    What kind of relationship are we talking about?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Can the advice make use of dead animals

    only if they are for eating and not for occult rituals
    Okay I got nothing

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Yo cel, Oden double doubled last night in 24 minutes

    Like, barely, but hey, good sign

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