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[quote:5778296ac5="The Abortion Kusu"][quote:5778296ac5="Red Berry Blue"][quote:5778296ac5="The Abortion Kusu"]here is a thing called a present
the whole thing starts with a box
is it steel?
are there locks?
is it filled with a pox?
A pox! How delightful a pox!
If you please.
Just a box with bright colored paper
And the whole thing's topped with a bow
What's in it?
What's in it?
That's the point of the thing, not to know!
It's a bat!
Will it bend?
It's a rat!
Will it break?
Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake
Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of Christmas land
Now, pay attention
Now we pick up an over-sized sock
And hang it like this on the wall
Oh yes! Does it still have a foot?
Let me see, let me look!
Is it covered in gook?
Let me explain.
There's no foot inside, but there's candy!
Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
Do they bite?
Do they snap?
Or explode in a sack?
Or perhaps they just spring out and scare girls and boys!
What a splendid idea
This Christmas sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once
Everyone, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they want[/quote:5778296ac5]
And the best, I must confess, I have saved until the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome King with a deep mighty voice
Least that's what I've come to understand
And I've also heard it told
That he is something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and rrrred!
And he sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I've heard it said.[/quote:5778296ac5]
And on a dark cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
Like a vulture in the sky
AND THEY CALL HIM
Well at least they're excited, but they don't understand
That special kind of feeling in Christmas Land.