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Gettin' OLD

babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in Social Entropy++
So let's talk about that inevitable march to the grave.

How far along are you?

Me? I drank prune juice on the weekend because I had Pizza for dinner on Saturday and it jammed me up.

Also I saw a very pretty girl in her early 20s and had no attraction to her at all because she was so young I couldn't imagine what we would take about.

So how many of you remember when the things that are ironic and kitsch now had just come out and were legitimately awesome?

Side subject: I had the pizza while watching the Couture/Lesnar ppv. You could talk about that if you wanted.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older

    and now you're even older

    and now you're even older

    you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older



    and now you're older still

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm going to do my best to fuck this girl before the Christmas break so I can fuck a different girl over the break.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Also I saw a very pretty girl in her early 20s and had no attraction to her at all because she was so young I couldn't imagine what we would take about.

    You're obviously broken.

    When I see a pretty 20-something, talking to her is not the first thing that I think of.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sometimes I think like I'm really old and make mistakes and think "I should be better than this!" then I remember that I'm actually very young

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Also I saw a very pretty girl in her early 20s and had no attraction to her at all because she was so young I couldn't imagine what we would take about.

    You're obviously broken.

    When I see a pretty 20-something, talking to her is not the first thing that I think of.
    All I can think about is how they are probably going to want to go out to the club or something and I just roll my eyes and think it's not worth the effort.

    Another example: 5 years ago if a girl started telling me about all the dirty shit they want to do it would be the most attractive thing they could do for me.

    Now I just want a girl that will bring me something to eat and let me fall asleep watching a movie.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm not old, yet, but I'm turning 21 in less than a month and I already have several gray hairs.

    It should be good times to get old/hate everyone/die

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The only reason I think I might be getting old is because I keep thinking I should go get my prostate checked out because I am peeing a hell of a lot.

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    sometimes I think like I'm really old and make mistakes and think "I should be better than this!" then I remember that I'm actually very young

    No excuse.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JohnHam, are you a fan of Jon Hamm?

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    JohnHam, are you a fan of Jon Hamm?

    I enjoy his work, he's better than either of the Ham-based gymnasts.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm thinking I should get a tattoo on my stomach where my pants go up to now with a date, like measuring a kid's height on a wall, so I can keep track of them into my twilight years.

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What kind of pizza did you eat?

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pepperoni, hot peppers and italian sausage.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    getting old sucks

    can't get destroyed every night, got a receding hairline, and i actually have to worry about shit like my credit

    what the fuck i didn't ask for this shit!!! *blam*

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older

    and now you're even older

    and now you're even older

    you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older



    and now you're older still

    TIME

    IS MARCHING ON

    AND TIME












































    IS STILL MARCHING ON

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm 37, I'm not old!

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This Saturday I'll be hitting the big 2-3. I'm not looking forward to it.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    getting old sucks

    can't get destroyed every night, got a receding hairline, and i actually have to worry about shit like my credit

    what the fuck i didn't ask for this shit!!! *blam*

    I found a free credit report thing from one of the three big credit unions the other day, so I registered and eventually discovered I have some arousing credit history.

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    DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Guys, let's not get ahead of ourselves. None of us are Dru.

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    JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    OH GOD I JUST TURNED 21 I'M GOING TO DIE SOON!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    This Saturday I'll be hitting the big 2-3. I'm not looking forward to it.

    what the hell, man

    some of us hit that back in July and you don't hear me complaining

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    Also I saw a very pretty girl in her early 20s and had no attraction to her at all because she was so young I couldn't imagine what we would take about.

    You're obviously broken.

    When I see a pretty 20-something, talking to her is not the first thing that I think of.
    All I can think about is how they are probably going to want to go out to the club or something and I just roll my eyes and think it's not worth the effort.

    Another example: 5 years ago if a girl started telling me about all the dirty shit they want to do it would be the most attractive thing they could do for me.

    Now I just want a girl that will bring me something to eat and let me fall asleep watching a movie.
    That's it, time to send you out to sea on an ice float.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man, whatever fools. I don't mind getting older and getting a real job and making real money and owning cool shit and being able to drink and be sophisticated.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    This Saturday I'll be hitting the big 2-3. I'm not looking forward to it.

    what the hell, man

    some of us hit that back in July and you don't hear me complaining
    I'm not looking forward to it because I have fuck all to do that day. Getting old isn't what bothers me.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    mori and CD get hugs today

    say i'm the only bee in your bonnet

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    im almost 21 and ive already got grey hair D:

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    getting old sucks

    can't get destroyed every night, got a receding hairline, and i actually have to worry about shit like my credit

    what the fuck i didn't ask for this shit!!! *blam*

    When I was young people said I looked like Jimmy Paige because of my hair.

    Now I get Bill Murray or Kurt Browning.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth are you watching Pushing Daisies

    because if not, you should be

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    man, whatever fools. I don't mind getting older and getting a real job and making real money and owning cool shit and being able to drink and be sophisticated.

    being sophisticated is owning the Bring It On box set and squealing like a girl when you see Zac Effron?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    no i do not watch tv

    but i will maybe get it from netflix when i am finished with my novel

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    JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    tugga wrote: »
    im almost 21 and ive already got grey hair D:

    I'm losing my hair...

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JohnHam wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    getting old sucks

    can't get destroyed every night, got a receding hairline, and i actually have to worry about shit like my credit

    what the fuck i didn't ask for this shit!!! *blam*

    I found a free credit report thing from one of the three big credit unions the other day, so I registered and eventually discovered I have some arousing credit history.

    was it one of the ones they have to give you for free, or was it some of the freecreditreport dot com boolsheet?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    im feeling hella old lately

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'll know I'm old when I get those frown lines that start at your nose and end at your jowls

    But until then!

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    im almost 21 and ive already got grey hair D:

    I'm losing my hair...

    h5 (while crying)

    i don't think i'm going to go bald or anything though, thank god

    naturally, this shit only starts after i started growing it out

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    are your parents asking when you'll start having children

    mine are

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'll know I'm old when I get those frown lines that start at your nose and end at your jowls

    But until then!

    what about forehead lines :3

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    are your parents asking when you'll start having children

    mine are
    Mine aren't.

    Of course, I'm not even married, so that might be why.

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    JarofmoldymayoJarofmoldymayo __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Jarofmoldymayo wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    im almost 21 and ive already got grey hair D:

    I'm losing my hair...

    h5 (while crying)

    i don't think i'm going to go bald or anything though, thank god

    naturally, this shit only starts after i started growing it out

    I'm not losing it nearly as fast since I got it cut.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I'll know I'm old when I get those frown lines that start at your nose and end at your jowls

    But until then!

    what about forehead lines :3

    those aren't wrinkles dog, you just slept on your bong

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