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knob's day off

KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModerator mod
edited November 2008 in Singularity Engine++
there is something horribly wrong with my butt and my insides today, so i didn't go to work

it has been so long since i didn't go to work that i forgot what people do when they don't go to work


WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THIS FREE TIME TODAY (BESIDES SPEND A FEW HOURS ON THE POTTY)

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    jerk off

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    watch "how it's made"

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    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fallout 3

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Play videogames while jerking off!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    jerk off while playing videogames

    we have to make the most of this one day

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    watch "how it's made"

    i already watched like an hour and a half of mythbusters and spongebob and qvc

    i'm all tv'd out

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    good work you two

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    watch the discovery and/history channels

    edit: nevermind

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    jerk off while playing videogames on the toilet?

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hang out with Defender. He's coming over to give you all his money anyways.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    think about everything you failed at while jerking off

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    that's a stupid idea

    i can jerk off at work

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Y E N S No creditRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sort all the items in your house into 2 catagories. Things that will fit into your butt, and things that won't.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jerk off to whats coming out of your butt

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Sort all the items in your house into 2 catagories. Things that will fit into your butt, and things that won't.

    Use rigorous testing.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    go to the mall and hit on all the shopping moms

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    buy and play left4dead

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Sort all the items in your house into 2 catagories. Things that will fit into your butt, and things that won't.

    now we're getting somewhere

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Go to the DMV and be first in line

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jerk off to pictures of TDOT

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    FIND A HOLE

    ANY HOLE

    PUT YOUR DICK IN IT

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    jerk off into your butt

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jerk TDOT off?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    murder someone

    eat the body

    then poop to get rid of the evidence

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  • AshcroftAshcroft Y E N S No creditRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Sort all the items in your house into 2 catagories. Things that will fit into your butt, and things that won't.

    Use rigorous testing.

    Testing Round 1

    Yes
    No
    Maybe if I sat on it really hard

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    Hang out with Defender. He's coming over to give you all his money anyways.
    Pay Defender to jerk you off.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dont jerk off?

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Hang out with Defender. He's coming over to give you all his money anyways.
    Pay Defender to jerk you off.

    argue with defender about the relative values of jerking you off

    there's a half-day of entertainment at least

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    find some people you don't like and poop on them

    maybe jerk off on them or something

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Retrieve arms from the safe.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Find out what you can set on fire by lighting your farts.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood son of the silent age baby baby i never let you goRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    toke some dank nugz

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Learn how to speak french! Or how to say french insults that involves sodomy

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited November 2008
    make a new bonertown comic

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Do something that will benefit society. Like invite the homeless into your house and wash them for free.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    draw some stuff

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Do something that will benefit society. Like invite the homeless into your house and rape them.

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    Prepare a post-apocalypse survival-kit.

    I'm playing Fallout 3 and it's the tits!

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    Hang out with Defender. He's coming over to give you all his money anyways.
    Pay Defender to jerk you off.

    argue with defender about the relative values of jerking you off

    there's a half-day of entertainment at least

    I second this endeavor

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Try to solve the assassination of John F. Kennedy

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