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  • VeegeezeeVeegeezee Registered User
    do people still play the Worms games online? seems like that'd be good times

    last time I tried, I think Armageddon wouldn't run for some dumb reason though... maybe World Party would

  • KovakKovak Registered User
    vsove wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    EQ was good until about when WoW came out actually

    EQ was good up until Gates of Discord.

    And even then, doing the trials as an Enchanter was awesome, as you ran around with a pet who would probably two-shot you if charm broke.

    Those were the days.


    it was a magical mmo experience

    nowadays its all just loots and instances and shit

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  • man why are people so psycho about assassin's creed

    I actually enjoy doing the same tasks over and over again, that's just me

    I mean I maxed out the levels on all of my characters in Dragon Ball Z: The legacy of Goku 2

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    fuck yeah check out my orb 8-)

    I used to play the shit out of that back when I was about 5 or 6.

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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    the best game ever is clearly chip n' dales rescue rangers

  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    don't drink anything dangerous

    which happens to you a whole lot

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    I enjoyed assassin's creed

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    murder someone

    eat the body

    then poop to get rid of the evidence

    How do you propose to get rid of the bones? Crush them into flour for your bread and have human sandwiches?

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    pretty sure you just answered your own question

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    I was hoping for a quicker disposal method, but sandwiches work.

  • DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User
    Ten wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Worms was pretty cool. I remember playing Scorched Earth when it was new, but Worms added nicely to the concept.

    Best thing about Scorched Earth was editing the phrase files so the tanks said rude words when they got hit


    My cousin and I had a long running contest to see who could come up with the most ridiculous, out of place lines in the game. The best I could come up with in my copy was "I'm Batman."

    And with enough people playing, turning on the free market enconomy in that game was crazy. Selling off my nukes for a few million a piece after the third round, yes please!

  • VivixenneVivixenne Not Mad... Just DisappointedRegistered User regular
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    Ten wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Worms was pretty cool. I remember playing Scorched Earth when it was new, but Worms added nicely to the concept.

    Best thing about Scorched Earth was editing the phrase files so the tanks said rude words when they got hit

    Oh man, I almost forgot about that!

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Tell Defender you enjoyed playing Assassin's Creed. The day will pass quickly.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    in all honesty, defender, I know a dude who really likes assassin's creed

    like, he's still always talking about what a great game it is
    because he had fun playing it

    so I guess it succeeded for him?

    retard.jpgDon't worry, I'm sure there's a cart full of hay down there.
    An image macro?

    How very TFS/4chan/retard.jpg of you.

    OK, what I am suggesting is that your friend may well be a retarded person.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    he's very smart though

    he knows all about quantum mechanics and shit

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    Yeah, and Rain Man can count cards on par with the MIT Poker Team or whatever they're called. He's still retarded.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    Kovak wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    EQ was good until about when WoW came out actually

    EQ was good up until Gates of Discord.

    And even then, doing the trials as an Enchanter was awesome, as you ran around with a pet who would probably two-shot you if charm broke.

    Those were the days.


    it was a magical mmo experience

    nowadays its all just loots and instances and shit

    ya, back when dieing seriously freaked you out because oh shit i bound in Ak'Anon and my corpse is in South Karana and fuck it's going to take me 5 hours running naked to get there before my corpse rots and i lose all my shit forever.

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  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    Kovak wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    EQ was good until about when WoW came out actually

    EQ was good up until Gates of Discord.

    And even then, doing the trials as an Enchanter was awesome, as you ran around with a pet who would probably two-shot you if charm broke.

    Those were the days.


    it was a magical mmo experience

    nowadays its all just loots and instances and shit

    You'll never be able to go back again. That's the worst part, you can never experience that first MMO feeling after you've played your first. I was able to make the transition from UO to EQ and still get the whole 'whoa' feeling when I played it, but that was because they were sufficiently different. Not the case anymore.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    I wasn't supposed to work yesterday but guess what, I did

    and today I drove about 15-20 minutes longer than I do to go to a different place of work, where I worked for an hour less than I normally would have today, which is only 15 minutes away

    am I bitter? no, no, of course not

    but whatever, in Thailand I'll be completely problem-free for 6 long weeks of paradise

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    you mean in thailand you will be banging so many little boys

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    you mean in thailand you will be banging so many little boys

    hell yea man

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    Ten wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Worms was pretty cool. I remember playing Scorched Earth when it was new, but Worms added nicely to the concept.

    Best thing about Scorched Earth was editing the phrase files so the tanks said rude words when they got hit

    Oh man, I almost forgot about that!

    Along the same lines was replacing all the sounds in Worms 2 with sounds from Warcraft (this is something my friends did, I never had the pleasure of trying it out but they still laugh about it)

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    don't drink anything dangerous

    which happens to you a whole lot

    drinking the ashtray isn't dangerous, just gross

    i only drank cleaning products that one time

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Oden wrote: »
    make an elaborate HO scale model train set

    take a shit on it

    maybe not today

    but this?

    this is gettin' done

  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Knob, you should play Mortal Kombat vs. Dc Universe on your day off.

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • OdenOden Registered User
    Knob wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    make an elaborate HO scale model train set

    take a shit on it

    maybe not today

    but this?

    this is gettin' done

    it will make you feel like a big man

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah, and Rain Man can count cards on par with the MIT Poker Team or whatever they're called. He's still retarded.

    Apparently the Rain Man came into my friend's elementary school as a guest speaker.

    I don't understand what he would be speaking about, really.

    I mean, did he just go up there and act sheepish and stuff? Did he perform math tricks?

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    I just now found out Rain Man was a real guy.

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • I saw a documentary on him and it featured some of his tours. People would just bombard him will all sorts of obscure trivia questions, calculations and tricks and he'd answer them all. Providing concise historical dates down to time of day and weather and what day of the week it was, or doing math, reciting theories, etc. A gigantic database, basically.

    He likes people, but is still socially awkward as hell.

    Like standing 2 inches from your face kind of awkward.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA
    All in my face spouting trivial facts.

    GAARGH! BACK OFF RAIN MAN!

  • ascotascot Registered User
    I've had a constructive day off so far.
    Went and got my car cleaned, bought some food stuffs to make lunches for the rest of the week for work and also went to the bank. Now I just cooked some bacon and I'm going to "chill" for a couple of hours before meeting a friend for dinner.

  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    i would like a day off please.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    has knob put anything in his butt yet

    this is important

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    has knob put anything in his butt yet

    this is important

    a phone booth

    with 40 kids inside

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    has knob put anything in his butt yet

    this is important

    Isn't that where all the problems started?

  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Heh, I spent way too much time making my new avatar and dressing him up in the NEW XBOX EXPERIENCE!

    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom
    PSN: Bogestrom

    R.I.P. Wampa Milk
  • MunacraMunacra Registered User
    What was the name of that movie with an albino who could control thunderstorms and connect with the spirit of humanity?

    was that rainman?

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Munacra wrote: »
    What was the name of that movie with an albino who could control thunderstorms and connect with the spirit of humanity?

    was that rainman?

    powder

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    my friend said they watched Powder in his spanish class in 8th grade and he was the only white kid in the class so they just called him powder from then on out

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    Knob, you should put a paintbrush up your urethra and use it to paint miniatures.

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