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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Knob, you should put a paintbrush up your urethra and use it to paint miniatures.

    Does...


    Does that help?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited November 2008
    immensely

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    does having a minature penis help

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    immensely

    well shit.


    No wonder all my miniatures looked like shit.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Does...


    Does that help?
    We're about to find out.

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    immensely

    well shit.


    No wonder all my miniatures looked like shit.

    That's cuz you had the paintbrush up your butt, duh.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    does having a minature penis help

    ask your mom!



    wait

  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus In a library with broken glasses Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    He should see if he can fit a copy of Assassin's Creed up his ass.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That is the best use of it.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    That is the best use of it.

    Do you really want it inside your body? I mean that's like putting a diseased rat up there.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    But it's the butt, so you can just poop it right back out.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    no because the base isn't flared

    it's likely to get lodged inside your colon!

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    But it's the butt, so you can just poop it right back out.

    Yeah, I'm thinking that I would never be able to wipe off that case for the CD key.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    move to washington you lousy fuck

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    watch "how it's made"

    this is all i do when im sick

    all fucking day

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    watch "how it's made"

    this is all i do when im sick

    all fucking day
    that's what I did

    and then they released netflix instant-watch capability for the 360 and fuuuuuck yeah I'm never getting cable again WOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i mean it is really just the best sick show

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    or reruns of old star trek

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Why is Kirk holding Sulu's birthday present like that?

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2008
    tonight I found out Bring It On was on Hulu and I just watched the whole thing straight

  • sorry but I don't think any viewing of bring it on can be done straight

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I watched the whole thing...tricurious?

  • I'm so confused by that word that I'm going to concede

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2008
    yess

    once again, my made-up words propel me to victory!

  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just assumed that it was related to sexuality.

    You know, like when someone's interested in the same sex, the opposite sex and trouser sex.

    What?

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    watch "how it's made"

    this is all i do when im sick

    all fucking day
    that's what I did

    and then they released netflix instant-watch capability for the 360 and fuuuuuck yeah I'm never getting cable again WOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I stopped getting cable a while ago. Hulu's pretty good, though I imagine not as good as this Netflix instant-watch thing. I just noticed that basically there's barely ever anything good on. I'm following Always Sunny and The Office pretty much weekly and sometimes an episode of The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, maybe even the occasional Adult Swim rerun. But that's really not that much. We're talking about probably 90 minutes a week at most, and that's only when Always Sunny and The Office are producing new episodes.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    watch "how it's made"

    this is all i do when im sick

    all fucking day
    that's what I did

    and then they released netflix instant-watch capability for the 360 and fuuuuuck yeah I'm never getting cable again WOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I stopped getting cable a while ago. Hulu's pretty good, though I imagine not as good as this Netflix instant-watch thing. I just noticed that basically there's barely ever anything good on. I'm following Always Sunny and The Office pretty much weekly and sometimes an episode of The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, maybe even the occasional Adult Swim rerun. But that's really not that much. We're talking about probably 90 minutes a week at most, and that's only when Always Sunny and The Office are producing new episodes.

    That's pretty much my show following, except throw some 30 rock in there

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh yeah, I should watch that.

    I tried some Arrested Development, and I kinda liked it, but sometimes excessively uncomfortable stuff is just unwatchable to me. I had a similar problem with Extras, there were just some scenes that were so brutal I couldn't watch them.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • I have to watch stuff on hulu the next day most of the time because of night classes

    this mainly happens with chuck and how I met your mother especially because they're on at the same time

    somehow I've managed to be home in time to see most new episodes of the office this season

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    there is something horribly wrong with my butt and my insides today, so i didn't go to work

    it has been so long since i didn't go to work that i forgot what people do when they don't go to work


    WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THIS FREE TIME TODAY (BESIDES SPEND A FEW HOURS ON THE POTTY)

    i wondered what you were doing on xbox live in the morning

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I should watch that.

    I tried some Arrested Development, and I kinda liked it, but sometimes excessively uncomfortable stuff is just unwatchable to me. I had a similar problem with Extras, there were just some scenes that were so brutal I couldn't watch them.

    Oh man this happens to me

    I have to pause it (or put the book down) and do something else for a while

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Extras really is the worst.

    i mean The office can get uncomfortable, but Extras... *shudder*

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've seen a couple of episodes, and the conversations with the stars are really good. The rest of the show, though, is... completely dull and uninteresting.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I should watch that.

    I tried some Arrested Development, and I kinda liked it, but sometimes excessively uncomfortable stuff is just unwatchable to me. I had a similar problem with Extras, there were just some scenes that were so brutal I couldn't watch them.
    I think this was my issue with it, too. It was funny, but too embarrassing-funny.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    the most painful episode of extras was the one with sir ian mckellan and his play and gervais having to play a gay guy and having his old high school buddies come and god, i could not watch that episode the whole way through

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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Gervais and Merchant write some of the greatest excrutiating scenes I've ever cringed through. It's like they have been through or can imagine every painfully embarrassing situation imaginable.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    i only really watch tv at other people's houses. this means i see a lot of scrubs and family guy and star trek, and i'm absolutely fine with that.

  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cyvros wrote: »
    Gervais and Merchant write some of the greatest excrutiating scenes I've ever cringed through. It's like they have been through or can imagine every painfully embarrassing situation imaginable.

    Have you ever seen the bit where him and a girl are walking on the street and there's this homeless dude sitting there? It ends up being he only has like a 20 or something, gives it to the guy but then comes back and asks for it back or some shit... it was awesomely awkward.

  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    the most painful episode of extras was the one with sir ian mckellan and his play and gervais having to play a gay guy and having his old high school buddies come and god, i could not watch that episode the whole way through

    But I'm not actually a wizard. I only pretend, you see.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Sash Lilac AvaliceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    yess

    once again, my made-up words propel me to victory!

    randall fag you got that from futurama

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