knob's day off

Silmaril

Callius wrote: »

Knob, you should put a paintbrush up your urethra and use it to paint miniatures.

Does...


Does that help?

Knob

immensely

Balefuego

does having a minature penis help

Silmaril

Knob wrote: »

immensely

well shit.


No wonder all my miniatures looked like shit.

Callius

Silmaril wrote: »

Does...


Does that help?

We're about to find out.

RabidDeathMoose

Silmaril wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

immensely

well shit.


No wonder all my miniatures looked like shit.

That's cuz you had the paintbrush up your butt, duh.

The Lovely Bastard

Balefuego wrote: »

does having a minature penis help

ask your mom!



wait

Satanic Jesus

He should see if he can fit a copy of Assassin's Creed up his ass.

Defender

That is the best use of it.

Rinder

Defender wrote: »

That is the best use of it.

Do you really want it inside your body? I mean that's like putting a diseased rat up there.

Defender

But it's the butt, so you can just poop it right back out.

Orikaeshigitae

no because the base isn't flared

it's likely to get lodged inside your colon!

Darth Waiter

Defender wrote: »

But it's the butt, so you can just poop it right back out.

Yeah, I'm thinking that I would never be able to wipe off that case for the CD key.

Rankenphile

move to washington you lousy fuck

Projeck

potatoe wrote: »

watch "how it's made"

this is all i do when im sick

all fucking day

Rankenphile

Projeck wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

watch "how it's made"

this is all i do when im sick

all fucking day

that's what I did

and then they released netflix instant-watch capability for the 360 and fuuuuuck yeah I'm never getting cable again WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Projeck

i mean it is really just the best sick show

Rankenphile

or reruns of old star trek

Volucrisus Aedrius

Why is Kirk holding Sulu's birthday present like that?

Randall_Flagg

tonight I found out Bring It On was on Hulu and I just watched the whole thing straight

The Geebs That Is A Pony

sorry but I don't think any viewing of bring it on can be done straight

Randall_Flagg

I watched the whole thing...tricurious?

The Geebs That Is A Pony

I'm so confused by that word that I'm going to concede

Randall_Flagg

yess

once again, my made-up words propel me to victory!

Cyvros

I just assumed that it was related to sexuality.

You know, like when someone's interested in the same sex, the opposite sex and trouser sex.

What?

Defender

Rankenphile wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

watch "how it's made"

this is all i do when im sick

all fucking day

that's what I did

and then they released netflix instant-watch capability for the 360 and fuuuuuck yeah I'm never getting cable again WOOOOOOOOOOOO

I stopped getting cable a while ago. Hulu's pretty good, though I imagine not as good as this Netflix instant-watch thing. I just noticed that basically there's barely ever anything good on. I'm following Always Sunny and The Office pretty much weekly and sometimes an episode of The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, maybe even the occasional Adult Swim rerun. But that's really not that much. We're talking about probably 90 minutes a week at most, and that's only when Always Sunny and The Office are producing new episodes.

Beef Avenger

Defender wrote: »

Rankenphile wrote: »

Projeck wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

watch "how it's made"

this is all i do when im sick

all fucking day

that's what I did

and then they released netflix instant-watch capability for the 360 and fuuuuuck yeah I'm never getting cable again WOOOOOOOOOOOO

I stopped getting cable a while ago. Hulu's pretty good, though I imagine not as good as this Netflix instant-watch thing. I just noticed that basically there's barely ever anything good on. I'm following Always Sunny and The Office pretty much weekly and sometimes an episode of The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, maybe even the occasional Adult Swim rerun. But that's really not that much. We're talking about probably 90 minutes a week at most, and that's only when Always Sunny and The Office are producing new episodes.

That's pretty much my show following, except throw some 30 rock in there

Defender

Oh yeah, I should watch that.

I tried some Arrested Development, and I kinda liked it, but sometimes excessively uncomfortable stuff is just unwatchable to me. I had a similar problem with Extras, there were just some scenes that were so brutal I couldn't watch them.

The Geebs That Is A Pony

I have to watch stuff on hulu the next day most of the time because of night classes

this mainly happens with chuck and how I met your mother especially because they're on at the same time

somehow I've managed to be home in time to see most new episodes of the office this season

Fallout

Knob wrote: »

there is something horribly wrong with my butt and my insides today, so i didn't go to work

it has been so long since i didn't go to work that i forgot what people do when they don't go to work


WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THIS FREE TIME TODAY (BESIDES SPEND A FEW HOURS ON THE POTTY)

i wondered what you were doing on xbox live in the morning

Tossrock

Defender wrote: »

Oh yeah, I should watch that.

I tried some Arrested Development, and I kinda liked it, but sometimes excessively uncomfortable stuff is just unwatchable to me. I had a similar problem with Extras, there were just some scenes that were so brutal I couldn't watch them.

Oh man this happens to me

I have to pause it (or put the book down) and do something else for a while

bwanie

Extras really is the worst.

i mean The office can get uncomfortable, but Extras... *shudder*

Ivar

I've seen a couple of episodes, and the conversations with the stars are really good. The rest of the show, though, is... completely dull and uninteresting.

Mysst

Defender wrote: »

Oh yeah, I should watch that.

I tried some Arrested Development, and I kinda liked it, but sometimes excessively uncomfortable stuff is just unwatchable to me. I had a similar problem with Extras, there were just some scenes that were so brutal I couldn't watch them.

I think this was my issue with it, too. It was funny, but too embarrassing-funny.

lostwords

the most painful episode of extras was the one with sir ian mckellan and his play and gervais having to play a gay guy and having his old high school buddies come and god, i could not watch that episode the whole way through

Cyvros

Gervais and Merchant write some of the greatest excrutiating scenes I've ever cringed through. It's like they have been through or can imagine every painfully embarrassing situation imaginable.

Orikaeshigitae

i only really watch tv at other people's houses. this means i see a lot of scrubs and family guy and star trek, and i'm absolutely fine with that.

RabidDeathMoose

Cyvros wrote: »

Gervais and Merchant write some of the greatest excrutiating scenes I've ever cringed through. It's like they have been through or can imagine every painfully embarrassing situation imaginable.

Have you ever seen the bit where him and a girl are walking on the street and there's this homeless dude sitting there? It ends up being he only has like a 20 or something, gives it to the guy but then comes back and asks for it back or some shit... it was awesomely awkward.

Ivar

lostwords wrote: »

the most painful episode of extras was the one with sir ian mckellan and his play and gervais having to play a gay guy and having his old high school buddies come and god, i could not watch that episode the whole way through

But I'm not actually a wizard. I only pretend, you see.

ThatDudeOverThere

Randall_Flagg wrote: »

yess

once again, my made-up words propel me to victory!

randall fag you got that from futurama