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Synthetic Orange

Oh shit, Nazi Fast Zombies!

Kazhiim

THE GEEBS

YOU ARE (fantastic)

The Geebs That Is A Pony

I hate versus

Synthetic Orange

I love winning in versus.

I also love losing horribly.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

ahahahaha

vsove

Best versus moment I've ever had, second last level of Blood Harvest (I think it was the second last, at least), one survivor alive in the safehouse/train car, one incapacitated somewhere on the bridge. Us infected looking for ways to get the guy in the train car, while he screams and cries like a little girl.

Or possibly when the infected decided that they'd let me just bleed out to annoy the survivors who'd already taken shelter in the safe room, and I had the flash of brilliance that got me to shoot the witch, who then tore me apart and ended the level.

Dr.Funkenstein

Yeah after you bleeded out more than half you health

vsove

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

Yeah after you bleeded out more than half you health

THE SOLUTION WAS NOT OBVIOUS.

At least I figured it out eventually.

Synthetic Orange

Hey, so the tank can hit fallen trees and cars to throw them, but is there anything indoors you can hit to throw at the survivors?

DrIanMalcolm

Has this been posted yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8bUjBGRioU

Mod that replaces the Tank's screams with the ravings of the Tourette's guy. NSFW for the language

potatoe

transistorsect wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KQh87_V2Q&eurl=http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39336&feature=player_embedded

This is relevant.

rad
as
fuck

Zombiemambo

for some reason the first level of no mercy is perfect for completely screwing people over

you get the dude who disturbs the witch, then while shooting it he sets off the car alarm and the boomer wanders over and blows up all over you, and then the hunter grabs the dude in the back because nobody is paying attention to the other survivors

potatoe

i hate it when bitches don't want to be the survivors and just like playing infected
"okay guys! just sprint for it!"
and then they all run like idiots
and a smoker grabs me and i'm all screaming "JESUS CHRIST A SMOKER, HELP!" and they all keep running and i'm screaming "FUCK JUST TURN AROUND FOR HALF A SECOND AND SHOOT THIS FUCK!" and they don't and everyone else dies as i'm hanging against a building slowly dying.

Synthetic Orange

I see you've been playing with Zot.

Synthetic Orange

Also this is the best damn No Mercy 4 victory we had. One smoker pulls a survivor off a ledge. Boomer explosion forces another off. When Bill and Louis go to the rescue, another hunter pounces Louis, shoving Bill off the building.

Perrsun

Had a similar thing happen when playing the first level of Blood Harvest. To the right of the survivor's spawn is that ledge. One smoker pulls Zoey off the ledge to hang, then both Louis and Bill end up hanging because they ran at the ledge too fast and slipped near the end, then I get pushed over the ledge and die from the fall damage. Map time: Approx 45 seconds.

matthias00

I had the chance to play this wonderful game last night.

Just watching two people play it was up there in terms of "scariest, most exhilarating game moments ever".

Jeez

potatoe

almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

Bad-Beat

potatoe wrote: »

almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.

BYToady

Bad-Beat wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.

If just getting the "being healed" bar doesn't screw up the achievement, you can always just swap guns to break out of getting healed.

Orikaeshigitae

potatoe wrote: »

i hate it when bitches don't want to be the survivors and just like playing infected
"okay guys! just sprint for it!"
and then they all run like idiots
and a smoker grabs me and i'm all screaming "JESUS CHRIST A SMOKER, HELP!" and they all keep running and i'm screaming "FUCK JUST TURN AROUND FOR HALF A SECOND AND SHOOT THIS FUCK!" and they don't and everyone else dies as i'm hanging against a building slowly dying.

Stantz does this. fuck that guy, we're always saving his dumb ass while he's running seven hundred feet ahead of everyone else

matthias00

Yeah, I got tongue'd up on a building once when everyone else had jumped down.

"Quick guys just shoot this guy, I can cover you from up here"

"Guys, seriously, I am running out of health, come on now, just like 5 bullets my way is all I'm askin for"

...

"all right... I'm incapacitated now. Considering none of you guys can get to me, I'll just cover you with my pistol I gues- oh. okay. We're all dead. Great."

potatoe

BYToady wrote: »

Bad-Beat wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide

I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.

If just getting the "being healed" bar doesn't screw up the achievement, you can always just swap guns to break out of getting healed.

also, they won't heal you if you're holding a medpack
i beat so many zombies to death with that medpack

transistorsect

On no Mercy I got a tank on Versus and punched the fuckers off the roof. It was epic.

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

I see you've been playing with Zot.

the only reason we lost those rounds is because you didn't use your medpack correctly

potatoe

zot use all of your crazy money to buy this for 360

Cold Salmon and Hatred

I'm poor now potatoe



I will be rich again

in a week and a half

potatoe

in a week and a half i'll be at home with family and if i do get online i have to censor myself and i can't play late because i have to share a room with my brother and he goes to bed so early

Cold Salmon and Hatred

oh wait no it's like

5 days

until I am rich again

but I will be poor again in 6 days

because I still have to buy all my secret satan stuff

matthias00

So hey if I have a many-years old PC, one that occasionally chugs playing large servers on TF2, how smart would it be to buy this game for PC?

Cold Salmon and Hatred

if your computer can handle TF2 it can probably handle Left 4 Dead

where's that site that tests if your computer can run certain games

scarlet st.

Cold Salmon and Hatred wrote: »

if your computer can handle TF2 it can probably handle Left 4 Dead

where's that site that tests if your computer can run certain games

This site intrigues me, where is it?

potatoe

http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/referrer/srtest

Cold Salmon and Hatred

oh whoops

I just noticed that group I made for SE++ Left 4 Dead was a private group

I made it public, join now

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SEL4D

Mysst

I jumped in the last round with jakorian and some guys and managed to score highest in friendly fire.

by at least 3 times over.

scarlet st.

haha, the Team ZISSOU group page is great, Zot

Cold Salmon and Hatred

starting up a Death Toll campaign who's up for it

scarlet st.

I'm gonna be offline for a couple'a days, sorry
Fuckin' finals.

potatoe

loser
real me replace sleep with studying
not games

Kevar

hoh my god i just played with the worst pubby of all time in Versus. this will never be topped.

it was just the two of us after our other teammates died from a tank attack. I got grabbed by a smoker at point blank and he didn't notice, so I called it out and he started coming back to help. except he didn't shoot at it. apparently he was going to wait until he got into melee range to shoot it, except he moved too far past the smoker, and shot a fucking kerosene can. he paused for one second, long enough to type "shit" as the three of us burned to death, and as I lay incapacitated on the ground with roughly 50 health left, he freaked out and ran out of the fire, then stood there. I said "help me or I'm going to die!" .. did he run into the fire with his full health to save me? no, he stood there, said "hold on fire" and waited for the fire to burn out.

i burned to death right as a hunter pounced him.