Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "I'm back motherf*ckers", by Volucrisus Aedrius
BahamutZEROWHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?Registered Userregular
Back in those days, there wasn't a universe as you know it, this was before the formation of Earth when the galaxy was new.
You couldn't just walk up to them and fuck them casually on a street like you can these days - there would be no street, no gravity with which to hold you down if there even was one, and well, with all that empty lightless space nobody was gonna see you so there really wasn't a need to act casual about it.
There were only gravity fields, so in order to get close enough to fuck someone, you had to orbit them, descending of course, until you could get close enough to bump uglies.