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If SE++ Was A Classy Restaurant...

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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "Stroganoff" is an apt word in this instance.

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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh, I see. Ha.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    While I was living in Oregon, working at McMenamin's, we used to joke about Stroganoff in a Cup and how we had an extra 8th Pan of love in the walk-in.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    OK time to do odds on how many people get this book from their secret satan.
    oh god
    I'm now even more relieved I didn't do SS this year

    Guess what you're still getting from me?
    as long as it's not the book but the key ingredient

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I feel like I need to flip a calendar back to 0 and start again until the NEXT time the internet manages, after all this time, to render me completely speechless.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I wonder what kind of extraordinary cooking properties it has.

    Do you suppose it's similar to egg whites in this respect?

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    how fantastic would a good eats episode on semen in food be?

    pretty fantastic i think.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    how fantastic would a good eats episode on semen in food be?

    pretty fantastic i think.

    Unwrapped.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    how fantastic would a good eats episode on semen in food be?

    pretty fantastic i think.

    muffin method or biscuit method?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm just wondering what semen flan would taste like

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm just wondering what semen flan would taste like

    I'm imagining it'd be pretty similar to normal flan.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.
    haha I'm imagining waiters asking if customers want semen on their salads/entrees and beating off onto them

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I'm just wondering what semen flan would taste like

    I'm imagining it'd be pretty similar to normal flan.

    but maybe a bit nutty

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HARDWARE: One silicon vagina. One tupperware container with snazzy lid, and a towel.

    SOFTWARE: You're going to need a bottle of your favorite lubricant (Alton brown goes on about his preferences), and [the rest of the ingredients of the recipe.]

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.
    haha I'm imagining waiters asking if customers want semen on their salads/entrees and beating off onto them

    "That'll be a few extra minutes on your creamy ranch, madam."

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.
    haha I'm imagining waiters asking if customers want semen on their salads/entrees and beating off onto them

    The undocumented workers at the Olive Garden restroom can finally put their services to use and go legit.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    HARDWARE: One silicon vagina.

    Man, he'd find something else to use instead of a unitasker like that. Perhaps some kind of frosting squeeze tube thingy.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

    I think you mean sodium substitute.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fuck that. He'd just keep the silicon vagina super clean in the off season and then use it as a pastry bag and shit.

    Or he'd use it to make cheese logs, or some insane thing.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Excuse me is this cum free-range?

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Val Kilmer, what are you doing here?

    I just make the sauces, kid.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

    I think you mean sodium substitute.

    Depends on how much pineapple you eat.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

    I think you mean sodium substitute.

    Depends on how much pineapple you eat.

    That is a myth.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Some kind of slick chrome American prince A blue jean serenadeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sweet Jesus what is going on here

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Val Kilmer, what are you doing here?

    I just make the sauces, kid.

    Hey a hand job is still a job, man.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    If this doesn't blow over, I'm never going to Planet Hollywood again...

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    If this doesn't blow over, I'm never going to Planet Hollywood again...

    Well it all depends on how backed up it gets.

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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User
    edited November 2008
    This is terrible.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • AWinnerIsYouAWinnerIsYou Registered User
    edited November 2008
    oh god the cookbook has pictures... as if oysters went gross enough, now enjoy a big helping of man goo on them.

    the comments on that site are great.

    "It's like a pterodactyl from a gay Jurassic Park."
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    if the comments aren't all

    "this is a fucking retard train headed into fuck you station"

    then I am not looking

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

    I think you mean sodium substitute.

    Depends on how much pineapple you eat.

    That is a myth.
    oh man, I used to work at Walmart in the dairy section, which means i stocked juice, too. I had this dude come up to me and straight up ask me if 'pineapple juice make your nut taste good.' I said that yes, that is the rumor although I could not personally confirm it.

    He called his woman up and told her he was buying some.

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  • edited November 2008
    i had a pretty good cheesecake earlier

    i don't think it would have been improved with semen

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How odd

    a cook-book that I can't actually cook a single thing in




    :(

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    that's nonsense Stale

    I'm sure you could be very persuasive in acquiring some semen

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    doesn't say you have to make the ingredients yourself, stale

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm aware


    but if I'm cooking with it, I'd rather use my own batter is all I'm saying

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm aware


    but if I'm cooking with it, I'd rather use my own batter is all I'm saying

    my heart. it's broken

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  • edited November 2008
    i'll sell you mine

    i'll even eat whatever you want before the uhhh, milking process, so it has whatever flavour you want

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