If SE++ Was A Classy Restaurant...

Darric

"Stroganoff" is an apt word in this instance.

Darric

Oh, I see. Ha.

monsterror

While I was living in Oregon, working at McMenamin's, we used to joke about Stroganoff in a Cup and how we had an extra 8th Pan of love in the walk-in.

Druhim

Butters wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

OK time to do odds on how many people get this book from their secret satan.

oh god
I'm now even more relieved I didn't do SS this year

Guess what you're still getting from me?

as long as it's not the book but the key ingredient

RabidDeathMoose

I feel like I need to flip a calendar back to 0 and start again until the NEXT time the internet manages, after all this time, to render me completely speechless.

DirtyDirtyVagrant

I wonder what kind of extraordinary cooking properties it has.

Do you suppose it's similar to egg whites in this respect?

Belruel

how fantastic would a good eats episode on semen in food be?

pretty fantastic i think.

HadjiQuest

Belruel wrote: »

how fantastic would a good eats episode on semen in food be?

pretty fantastic i think.

Unwrapped.

The Geek

Belruel wrote: »

how fantastic would a good eats episode on semen in food be?

pretty fantastic i think.

muffin method or biscuit method?

Penguin Incarnate

Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.

Druhim

I'm just wondering what semen flan would taste like

HadjiQuest

Druhim wrote: »

I'm just wondering what semen flan would taste like

I'm imagining it'd be pretty similar to normal flan.

Druhim

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.

haha I'm imagining waiters asking if customers want semen on their salads/entrees and beating off onto them

Belruel

HadjiQuest wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

I'm just wondering what semen flan would taste like

I'm imagining it'd be pretty similar to normal flan.

but maybe a bit nutty

DirtyDirtyVagrant

HARDWARE: One silicon vagina. One tupperware container with snazzy lid, and a towel.

SOFTWARE: You're going to need a bottle of your favorite lubricant (Alton brown goes on about his preferences), and [the rest of the ingredients of the recipe.]

Darth Waiter

Druhim wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.

haha I'm imagining waiters asking if customers want semen on their salads/entrees and beating off onto them

"That'll be a few extra minutes on your creamy ranch, madam."

HadjiQuest

Druhim wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Semen is the parmesan of the bodily fluid world.

haha I'm imagining waiters asking if customers want semen on their salads/entrees and beating off onto them

The undocumented workers at the Olive Garden restroom can finally put their services to use and go legit.

The Geek

DirtyDirtyVagrant wrote: »

HARDWARE: One silicon vagina.

Man, he'd find something else to use instead of a unitasker like that. Perhaps some kind of frosting squeeze tube thingy.

sarukun

HadjiQuest wrote: »

Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

I think you mean sodium substitute.

DirtyDirtyVagrant

Fuck that. He'd just keep the silicon vagina super clean in the off season and then use it as a pastry bag and shit.

Or he'd use it to make cheese logs, or some insane thing.

Butters

Excuse me is this cum free-range?

HadjiQuest

Val Kilmer, what are you doing here?

I just make the sauces, kid.

The Geek

sarukun wrote: »

HadjiQuest wrote: »

Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

I think you mean sodium substitute.

Depends on how much pineapple you eat.

sarukun

The Geek wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

HadjiQuest wrote: »

Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

I think you mean sodium substitute.

Depends on how much pineapple you eat.

That is a myth.

Grey Ghost

Sweet Jesus what is going on here

Butters

HadjiQuest wrote: »

Val Kilmer, what are you doing here?

I just make the sauces, kid.

Hey a hand job is still a job, man.

HadjiQuest

If this doesn't blow over, I'm never going to Planet Hollywood again...

RabidDeathMoose

HadjiQuest wrote: »

If this doesn't blow over, I'm never going to Planet Hollywood again...

Well it all depends on how backed up it gets.

DerLustigeBosniak

This is terrible.

monsterror

Old Saint Francis in Bend.

AWinnerIsYou

oh god the cookbook has pictures... as if oysters went gross enough, now enjoy a big helping of man goo on them.

the comments on that site are great.

Raneados

if the comments aren't all

"this is a fucking retard train headed into fuck you station"

then I am not looking

Mysst

sarukun wrote: »

The Geek wrote: »

sarukun wrote: »

HadjiQuest wrote: »

Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

I think you mean sodium substitute.

Depends on how much pineapple you eat.

That is a myth.

oh man, I used to work at Walmart in the dairy section, which means i stocked juice, too. I had this dude come up to me and straight up ask me if 'pineapple juice make your nut taste good.' I said that yes, that is the rumor although I could not personally confirm it.

He called his woman up and told her he was buying some.

bongi

i had a pretty good cheesecake earlier

i don't think it would have been improved with semen

Stale

How odd

a cook-book that I can't actually cook a single thing in

Druhim

that's nonsense Stale

I'm sure you could be very persuasive in acquiring some semen

Mysst

doesn't say you have to make the ingredients yourself, stale

Stale

I'm aware


but if I'm cooking with it, I'd rather use my own batter is all I'm saying

Futore

Stale wrote: »

I'm aware


but if I'm cooking with it, I'd rather use my own batter is all I'm saying

my heart. it's broken

bongi

i'll sell you mine

i'll even eat whatever you want before the uhhh, milking process, so it has whatever flavour you want