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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey, I've possibly just solved one of my science problems. Go me!

    On the other hand I flicked a sample across the room where it vanished into the land of wind and ghosts and accidentally jammed a razor blade into another, which I am sure has created some lovely defects.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hey, I've possibly just solved one of my science problems. Go me!

    On the other hand I flicked a sample across the room where it vanished into the land of wind and ghosts and accidentally jammed a razor blade into another, which I am sure has created some lovely defects.

    Science: If it doesn't work, we're gonna jam a razor blade in that shit.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    She sort of looks like a mix of Topanga from Boy Meets World and Amanda Peet- on heroin.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is still a pretty low quality [chat].

    Its just that last night set the bar sooo high..

    Boy was I fucked up last night.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hey, I've possibly just solved one of my science problems. Go me!

    On the other hand I flicked a sample across the room where it vanished into the land of wind and ghosts and accidentally jammed a razor blade into another, which I am sure has created some lovely defects.

    Science: If it doesn't work, we're gonna jam a razor blade in that shit.
    If it doesn't work, coat it in teflon!

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is still a pretty low quality [chat].

    Its just that last night set the bar sooo high..

    Boy was I fucked up last night.

    Ouch.

    That hurts.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "My girlfriend wants to have my baby.
    Yay! She's had a few problems with her lovely
    lady bits and so I have had to have a few tests
    carried out too to make sure I'm firing on all
    cylinders. General health assessment - check.
    Blood tests - check. Semen count - err, well, I
    actually kept putting that off. Not because I
    have a problem about wanking in public places,
    it's more because the doctors gave me a number
    of a clinic on Euston Road to phone and sort
    out my own appointment. This was back in early
    September. I only got round to ringing them
    last week. I was supposed to go down there
    today armed with a fresh batch of my man juice
    for them to count, quaff, whatever they do with
    it. I slept in. Got up late. Quickly knocked
    one out. (You're not allowed to cum for three
    days before giving them your best dairy
    produce, so it didn't take too long), and then
    legged it down to the tube with my man juice in
    a little container under my arm so I wouldn't
    miss my appointment. I made the appointment -
    just - at ten thirty... Only my specimen
    didn't... If you happen to be on the Northern
    Line, High Barnet branch today and see a small
    container containing what looks like spunk,
    well, yes, it is actually spunk..."

    Hohoho.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    This 6' long mix of Like A Virgin is actually kind of entertaining.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is still a pretty low quality [chat].

    Its just that last night set the bar sooo high..

    Boy was I fucked up last night.

    Ouch.

    That hurts.

    Eh?

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I assume all white fluids I do not know the origin of is semen.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I assume all white fluids I do not know the origin of is semen.

    And even those you think to know the origin of... well, yeah.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.

    I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.

    They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.

    I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.

    They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.

    Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Callipygian - Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.

    I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.

    They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.

    Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
    Not really - it's a gameshow who's format is news events of the last week, which is really just a vehicle for comedy.

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.

    I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.

    They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.

    Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
    Not really - it's a gameshow who's format is news events of the last week, which is really just a vehicle for comedy.

    It's the Australian equivalent of Have I got news for you

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Starcross wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Wow, Good News Week on Channel 10 being good. I'd forgotten I actually like this show.

    I used to be a huge fan of it, but ever since they brought it back, it feels just too forced.

    They seem to be pushing the jokes just too hard and it loses the whole flow of the show. It has some gems in it, but for the most part, it is rather unfunny.

    Is that like the Australian equivalent of The Daily Show?
    Not really - it's a gameshow who's format is news events of the last week, which is really just a vehicle for comedy.

    It's the Australian equivalent of Have I got news for you

    It sounds more like the Australian equivalent of Mock the Week.

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    @gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    A site I'm on has given me a google ad saying:

    Biggest Female Vigina
    Thinking of buying? Compare hundreds of retail prices at Shopping.com
    uk.shopping.com

    (it's not a porn site, it's an online dictionary, and no, I'm not looking up rude words)

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "This is a mortal wound, doctor" - Alexander Hamilton

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i remember a while back looking up the CNN article on john edwards' affair

    and google's running ads on the side of the page for ashleymadison.com

    stay classy, google

    stay classy.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Pony I always look forward to your posts in part for your content and in part for your av/sig. When I see you've had the last post in a thread, I enter eagerly.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What the hell is with these "American Pie presents" things? Is the next generation really so out of touch with internet pornography they need half-assed featurettes which are really just code for cheap soft-core porn to be produced?

    On the plus side, some idiot kids probably kill themselves when college doesn't work out like this so I suppose it's not all bad.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    After skimming the last pages of the Star Trek thread, I'm feeling the urge to watch Enterprise.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    After skimming the last pages of the Star Trek thread, I'm feeling the urge to watch Enterprise.
    Really? The thread has caused you such severe brain trauma that your judgement is impaired? Go to a hospital instead.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    After skimming the last pages of the Star Trek thread, I'm feeling the urge to watch Enterprise.
    Really? The thread has caused you such severe brain trauma that your judgement is impaired? Go to a hospital instead.
    Or he could hit himself in the head and it might just wrap him around the brain damage spectrum to the super-genius level.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    I usually get my chinese food from around the corner. It's both close and some of the best tasting cheap grub (under $10 for meat, rice, egg roll, and drink) around. They're closed on Sundays but I chose Sunday to indulge, so I ordered from some other Chinese restaurant.

    ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE

    First of all it was overpriced.

    Second of all the fried dumplings (which in every other Americanized Chinese place I know means 'pan fried', so still soft but crispy on the bottom) were deep-fried.

    Third of all the ribs didn't have any sauce. No 'rub', either- just the plain, undecorated flavor of pork without any sort of spice or sauce.

    Fourth, the roast pork lo mein smelled like asshole. Someone actually came downstairs saying they smelled the stench through the heating system. It smelled and tasted terrible.

    Ok rant over.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What the hell is with these "American Pie presents" things? Is the next generation really so out of touch with internet pornography they need half-assed featurettes which are really just code for cheap soft-core porn to be produced?

    On the plus side, some idiot kids probably kill themselves when college doesn't work out like this so I suppose it's not all bad.

    these are the same people who buy Maxim instead of Playboy

    they're losers

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is why I avoid eating out.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is why I avoid eating out.

    don't tell your girlfriend



    i'll be here all week, folks

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony I should both go to bed and you should kill yourself. Fortunately we're going to do neither of these things.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    I usually get my chinese food from around the corner. It's both close and some of the best tasting cheap grub (under $10 for meat, rice, egg roll, and drink) around. They're closed on Sundays but I chose Sunday to indulge, so I ordered from some other Chinese restaurant.

    ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE
    You should get good takeout tonight to make up for it.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i have come to the conclusion that this divalproex the doctor has me on is rubbish and, while it is keeping me from having a manic episode and it's keeping my malfunctioning adrenal gland from firing off too much juice, it's also making me depressed

    to the point that my girlfriend had to talk me out of killing myself this morning and i am currently debating whether to check myself into the loony bin as the thought is verrrrry tempting.

    the tricky thing with medicating bipolar disorder is that if you take away one half (like the manic part) but don't do anything about the other, the other tends to take over.

    so i either need to be on more drugs, or different drugs

    either way, think i need to make some phone calls

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I usually get my chinese food from around the corner. It's both close and some of the best tasting cheap grub (under $10 for meat, rice, egg roll, and drink) around. They're closed on Sundays but I chose Sunday to indulge, so I ordered from some other Chinese restaurant.

    ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE
    You should get good takeout tonight to make up for it.

    I can't get take out two nights in a row, at this rate I'll be hideous.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so basically what i am saying is
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have this really strange feeling that something isn't right.

    Hopefully that's just caffeine. . .

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have this really strange feeling that something isn't right.

    Hopefully that's just caffeine. . .

    it could also be a colour out of space

    have there been any meteor crashes near you recently

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    I have this really strange feeling that something isn't right.

    Hopefully that's just caffeine. . .

    it could also be a colour out of space

    have there been any meteor crashes near you recently

    I don't think so but our sigs are breaking.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    I have this really strange feeling that something isn't right.

    Hopefully that's just caffeine. . .

    it could also be a colour out of space

    have there been any meteor crashes near you recently

    I don't think so but our sigs are breaking.

    uh, mine aren't

    maybe you have a problem

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I have this really strange feeling that something isn't right.

    Hopefully that's just caffeine. . .

    it could also be a colour out of space

    have there been any meteor crashes near you recently

    I don't think so but our sigs are breaking.

    uh, mine aren't

    maybe you have a problem

    Hm yeah I guess it's just on my side. Your sig and avatar are red x's. My sig is a red X. Could just be chrome.

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