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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And I'm done all my assignments for the term, suckers.

    Just have to start studying for finals now, ugh.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I haven't done shit this semester and now I have to do it all before December 5th or something.

    I do not intend to study for any of my finals.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm supposed to be writing an essay on the effectiveness of communication models when applied to new forms of digital media.

    I've done the majority, but I'm being so lazy on finishing it.

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This thread is for me. I have to write a paper about the friendships depicted in The Picture of Dorian Gray and An Ideal Husband. This is only a sophomore lit class but the paper is overdue by almost 2 weeks and if I don't pass this class, I can't take any of my English classes I am scheduled for next semester.

    I ended up spending most my time on the boards or out partying instead of writing this stupid paper.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh also I need to make an ARG for my digital literature class

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This thread is for me. I have to write a paper about the friendships depicted in The Picture of Dorian Gray and An Ideal Husband. This is only a sophomore lit class but the paper is overdue by almost 2 weeks and if I don't pass this class, I can't take any of my English classes I am scheduled for next semester.

    I ended up spending most my time on the boards or out partying instead of writing this stupid paper.

    stop slacking you pusbag

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  • PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One of the courses I picked at the start of the year involved writing two 15 page research reports for the coursework component.

    Dropped that shit so fast.

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PaPa wrote: »
    One of the courses I picked at the start of the year involved writing two 15 page research reports for the coursework component.

    Dropped that shit so fast.

    I am an internet detective. I am pretty sure you go to UTPA and I am trying to get into the same stupid English Honors program also.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's much harder to write a paper with a maximum amount of words than one with a minimum amount of words.

    I hardly ever meet the minimum word or page count.

    I tend to write very densely. A couple of times I've completely exhausted the scope of the assignment at about three quarters of the minimum length, then I have to weigh whether it's better to leave it there, since it's already a little more complete than needed, or to break the minimum by enough to be a burden on whoever ends up grading it by going a full notch beyond. I usually do the former. I can't bring myself to do anything in between, because that makes an unbalanced an unaesthetic final product.

    Most teachers and professors seem to appreciate concise, specific writing.

    I think I'd do much better with an upper limit than a lower one.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I should be studying for my chem test... well learning all the stuff I didn't by not going to the lectures, anway

    but I'm not

    I'm browsing the interwebz

    maybe I won't get into dental school

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This thread is for me. I have to write a paper about the friendships depicted in The Picture of Dorian Gray and An Ideal Husband. This is only a sophomore lit class but the paper is overdue by almost 2 weeks and if I don't pass this class, I can't take any of my English classes I am scheduled for next semester.

    I ended up spending most my time on the boards or out partying instead of writing this stupid paper.

    stop slacking you pusbag

    I am working on my paper right now while simultaneously posting.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had two courses this term that required two 10-page lab reports each in the term. Both times, they both happened to be due within a day of each other.

    Good times.

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  • PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PaPa wrote: »
    One of the courses I picked at the start of the year involved writing two 15 page research reports for the coursework component.

    Dropped that shit so fast.

    I am an internet detective. I am pretty sure you go to UTPA and I am trying to get into the same stupid English Honors program also.
    You're a pretty bad internet detective if you didn't even read the location to the left of my post.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That's why he's still an internet detective, and not a real one.

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PaPa wrote: »
    PaPa wrote: »
    One of the courses I picked at the start of the year involved writing two 15 page research reports for the coursework component.

    Dropped that shit so fast.

    I am an internet detective. I am pretty sure you go to UTPA and I am trying to get into the same stupid English Honors program also.
    You're a pretty bad internet detective if you didn't even read the location to the left of my post.

    Edinburgh .


    Whoops. I live in Edinburg. I am possibly the worst English major ever.

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I might be able to sweet-talk the professor into an extension on this one, but I'd actually really rather not, considering I want to get black-out drunk tomorrow in a celebratory manner.

    Also F.Y.I. this paper is 30% of the final grade. Yeah.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    more like shitty detective

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  • PaPaPaPa Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PaPa wrote: »
    PaPa wrote: »
    One of the courses I picked at the start of the year involved writing two 15 page research reports for the coursework component.

    Dropped that shit so fast.

    I am an internet detective. I am pretty sure you go to UTPA and I am trying to get into the same stupid English Honors program also.
    You're a pretty bad internet detective if you didn't even read the location to the left of my post.

    Edinburgh .


    Whoops. I live in Edinburg. I am possibly the worst English major ever.
    Damn Americans dropping h's all over the place.

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    more like shitty detective

    More like your face is shitty. I can't read good.

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well no shit he's failing out of English.

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Munacra wrote: »
    Well no shit he's failing out of English.

    SHOULDN'T YOU SHUT UP AND LIKE DRAW MORE DICKS ON YOUR ROOMMATES WALL?

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Side note: one time I wrote four pages in 20 minutes and got an A. The class and paper were kind of bullshit, but I like to remind myself of this feat as motivation.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    more like shitty detective

    More like your face is shitty. I can't read good.
    oh i see do you go to

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Munacra wrote: »
    Well no shit he's failing out of English.

    SHOULDN'T YOU SHUT UP AND LIKE DRAW MORE DICKS ON YOUR ROOMMATES WALL?

    We took everything down :{

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    more like shitty detective

    More like your face is shitty. I can't read good.
    oh i see do you go to

    zoolander_school.jpg

    What is this, a center for ants? The center needs to be at least... three times bigger than this!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    At the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking.

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !

    (God I really need to write my paper but I also have to go to work.)

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    write your paper about bowie

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    write your paper about bowie

    Bowie is British right? This is a British lit class.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the prompt last year was something like "how much do you love america"

    this year it's "What The United States Flag Stands For"

    hahahaha i had this same prompt a couple years ago. A teacher of mine assigned it for my junior year english class. I wrote the thing in about 45 minutes while sitting after the class where it was due, with the teacher who was cutting me some slack.

    I came in 2nd for the whole state or some shit on a throw-away paper

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    write your paper about bowie

    Bowie is British right? This is a British lit class.
    perfect

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  • transistorsecttransistorsect Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    write your paper about bowie

    Bowie is British right? This is a British lit class.
    perfect

    Now find me a song where Bowie sings about friendship. I will make it work.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    the prompt last year was something like "how much do you love america"

    this year it's "What The United States Flag Stands For"

    hahahaha i had this same prompt a couple years ago. A teacher of mine assigned it for my junior year english class. I wrote the thing in about 45 minutes while sitting after the class where it was due, with the teacher who was cutting me some slack.

    I came in 2nd for the whole state or some shit on a throw-away paper
    I LIKE AMERICA ABOUT AS MUCH AS MY CAT

    IF I HAD A CAT

    I IMAGINE I'D LOVE AMERICA ABOUT AS MUCH AS MY CAT IF I HAPPENED TO HAVE A CAT

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i like america as much as i like star wars because they have xwings and tie fighters

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  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    At the moment, I'm writing six two page journal entries about various artists impacts on their genre of music, and topping that off with a 1000 word essay in pretty much the same format (due tomorrow at 6:30pm). Then after that, I have to finish an assignment concerning the manipulation of trees and heap structures (includes whipping up a program) and write various documentation concerning a game I made for Wednesday, then write a test concerning networking structures that day after likely a sleepless night. And to top that all off, I then have to continue to write an interesting bit of classified code, then present for half an hour on it for Friday. All in all, a fun week ahead.

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  • MunacraMunacra Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I need to write a paper about a film called Temporada de Patos for my Mexican Cinema class.

    I should get started on it soon.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My next paper due is about the influential factors that contribute to the distribution of unsecured debt. Luckily it isn't due 'till late January so I can browse the internets for a good while yet.

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've got to write a 4 page book report (about 1k words) on Rising Sun by Michael Crichton by friday. Should be easy if i can just sit down and get on it.

    Last week i had to do a 10 page paper on Israel impact on international relations when it was formed. That sucked and i finished it 20 minutes before it was due

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    just write about how tall michael crichton was

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    dang who writes book reports anymore

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