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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    More people should visit Wisconsin

    You guys have The Onion, I think

    and that's it

    And the Wisconsin Dells
    and cheese
    and beer
    and cows
    and one of the safest towns in America (sheboygan I think)

    PACKERS

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It's too late Janson, you're now living in the US. As far as the rest of the universe is concerned you're probably fat and rich smoking cigars in a top hat while wearing a monocle.

    Guffaw'ing all around the place as you place down big red houses like the Monopoly pieces.

    And going "Whoops what was that tiny place I just crushed to death with my big red house?! Oh it was just England!"

    England is GO actually. You have to pay 200 pounds to pass by us.
    Spoiler:

    scarab you have mental problems
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    More people should visit Wisconsin

    You guys have The Onion, I think

    and that's it

    And the Wisconsin Dells
    and cheese
    and beer
    and cows
    and one of the safest towns in America (sheboygan I think)

    PACKERS
    BREWERS

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    mori bring janson to new york

    buy us plane tickets

    and pay for a hotel

    and feed us
    i will buy you street meat

    http://penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040227h.jpg

    Actually, I kid.

    I went to NYC last May and had some delicious "lamb" from a street vendor.

    And, of course, I've also eaten at a taco truck here plenty of times.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    County fair food.

    It's always horrible for you, but the best you'll ever have.

    Candy floss! I love that stuff.

    what? no

    DEEP FRIED TWINKIES

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    i will say

    i've never felt sick from new york street meat

    but that may be my iron stomach

    edit: oh yeah i don't even count halal as street meat, i have it very often at school (we have two carts) and it's so delicious always

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    More people should visit Wisconsin

    You guys have The Onion, I think

    and that's it

    And the Wisconsin Dells
    and cheese
    and beer
    and cows
    and one of the safest towns in America (sheboygan I think)

    PACKERS

    PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL WOOOO

    (man I hope someone gets that reference)

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    More people should visit Wisconsin

    You guys have The Onion, I think

    and that's it

    They used to have The Onion.

    Then they up and moved to NYC.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    mang, california doesn't even have seasons. how can you not have a crisp, red and orange autumn and a snowy winter?

    and all your tv times are messed up, silly 3 hour delay. what if a tv show gets spoiled?

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    County fair food.

    It's always horrible for you, but the best you'll ever have.

    Candy floss! I love that stuff.

    Cotton candy, you mean.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have an iron stomach too

    Hurrah for us!

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    County fair food.

    It's always horrible for you, but the best you'll ever have.

    Candy floss! I love that stuff.

    what? no

    DEEP FRIED TWINKIES

    I actually want to try those

    the two things are so un-alike, there must be something to them

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    More people should visit Wisconsin

    You guys have The Onion, I think

    and that's it

    And the Wisconsin Dells
    and cheese
    and beer
    and cows
    and one of the safest towns in America (sheboygan I think)

    PACKERS

    PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL WOOOO

    (man I hope someone gets that reference)

    WHOOO PACKERS!!!

    ahhh a giant spider!

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    More people should visit Wisconsin

    You guys have The Onion, I think

    and that's it

    And the Wisconsin Dells
    and cheese
    and beer
    and cows
    and one of the safest towns in America (sheboygan I think)

    PACKERS

    PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL WOOOO

    (man I hope someone gets that reference)

    I don't know if this is relevant but the Packers are inexorably tied to MST3k in my mind, due to every slow-motion shouting scene being dubbed over with:

    GOOOOOOOOO

    PAAAAACCCCKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    I have an iron stomach too

    Hurrah for us!
    you know how people complain about taco bell

    well i don't have to complain about taco bell

    i can savor cheap and tasty fake mexican food with zero repercussions

    hi5

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    County fair food.

    It's always horrible for you, but the best you'll ever have.

    Candy floss! I love that stuff.

    what? no

    DEEP FRIED TWINKIES

    I actually want to try those

    the two things are so un-alike, there must be something to them

    lostwords even has his own deep fryer

    you guys HAVE to come to one of our PAXes now

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    mang, california doesn't even have seasons. how can you not have a crisp, red and orange autumn and a snowy winter?

    and all your tv times are messed up, silly 3 hour delay. what if a tv show gets spoiled?
    What is this

    autumn_01.jpg

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    WHOOO PACKERS!!!

    ahhh a giant spider!

    YER HITTIN' THE BOOZE AGAIN

  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    and we have badgers

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It's too late Janson, you're now living in the US. As far as the rest of the universe is concerned you're probably fat and rich smoking cigars in a top hat while wearing a monocle.

    Guffaw'ing all around the place as you place down big red houses like the Monopoly pieces.

    And going "Whoops what was that tiny place I just crushed to death with my big red house?! Oh it was just England!"

    England is GO actually. You have to pay 200 pounds to pass by us.
    Spoiler:

    Whenever we play we're always the bloody iron.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Dee Kae wrote: »
    County fair food.

    It's always horrible for you, but the best you'll ever have.

    Candy floss! I love that stuff.

    what? no

    DEEP FRIED TWINKIES

    I actually want to try those

    the two things are so un-alike, there must be something to them

    lostwords even has his own deep fryer

    you guys HAVE to come to one of our PAXes now

    deep fried snickers bars. awm nawm nawm

    i made a few this weekend (a few being 5)

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    mang, california doesn't even have seasons. how can you not have a crisp, red and orange autumn and a snowy winter?

    and all your tv times are messed up, silly 3 hour delay. what if a tv show gets spoiled?
    What is this

    autumn_01.jpg

    That looks like half of fall.

    tonkkatrikesig.jpg
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Speaking of strange foods

    there was an article in the SF Weekly a few weeks back about unlicensed food vendors in the city

    and they had a picture of what looked like a hot dog wrapped in bacon

    and it looked delicious as all get out

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    More people should visit Wisconsin

    You guys have The Onion, I think

    and that's it

    And the Wisconsin Dells
    and cheese
    and beer
    and cows
    and one of the safest towns in America (sheboygan I think)

    PACKERS

    PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL WOOOO

    (man I hope someone gets that reference)

    I don't know if this is relevant but the Packers are inexorably tied to MST3k in my mind, due to every slow-motion shouting scene being dubbed over with:

    GOOOOOOOOO

    PAAAAACCCCKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS

    any time there is a large crowd of people getting excited i start going "rabble rabble rabble PACKERS!! PACKERS!! rabble rabble rabble"

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    mang, california doesn't even have seasons. how can you not have a crisp, red and orange autumn and a snowy winter?

    and all your tv times are messed up, silly 3 hour delay. what if a tv show gets spoiled?
    What is this

    shopped

    hollywood special effects, duh

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    lost how fat are you

  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Another thing that is great about America is Batman!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh yes

    I also like how most car parks have enough room between spaces to allow for the opening of doors

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lost how fat are you

    like an asian michelin man

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lost how fat are you

    like an asian michelin man
    bursting at the seams?

  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson,

    don't get fat in America please!

    Cheers
    Iskander

  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If you haven't seen it yet the series with Stephen Fry as he travels around America in a taxi is superb.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Janson,

    don't get fat in America please!

    Cheers
    Iskander
    I'm being good!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lost how fat are you

    like an asian michelin man
    bursting at the seams?
    rolls like a thanksgiving dinner

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    janson are there sex acts that are illegal in england




    if so have you done them on american soil yet

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    lost how fat are you

    like an asian michelin man
    bursting at the seams?

    Lost is like the most confusing dude ive ever met

    you expect this big fat gay asian dude with the worst taste in everything

    but you get a pretty good looking straight asian dude who only has bad taste in movies and music but is still cool to hang out with

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Oh yes

    I also like how most car parks have enough room between spaces to allow for the opening of doors

    Hilariously I think California (or at least the Bay Area) has terrible, cramped, and under-sized parking lots relative to the rest of the US.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Giant Spider Invasion was so disappointing

    I mean, there was only one!

    Although I suppose the title wasn't that misleading

    they should've called it One Giant Spider Invades (and lots of smaller ones too)

    STARRING ALAN HALE

  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    janson are there sex acts that are illegal in england

    The "anything-other-than-missionary"

    You can go to jail for that one

    They lock you up in the tower and all that

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Giant Spider Invasion was so disappointing

    I mean, there was only one!

    Although I suppose the title wasn't that misleading

    they should've called it One Giant Spider Invades (and lots of smaller ones too)

    STARRING ALAN HALE

    Speaking of MST3k, anyone besides me ever see a movie before seeing the MST3k version of it?

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