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Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Singularity Engine++
So there was a storm last week, and a nest containing two little baby birdies was apparently abandoned by the parents, as there were no adult birds in sight of the nest for several days prior to said storm, and so they got pretty starved and cold and wet, but my parents brought them in and have now been feeding them for the last few days:

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D'AWWWWW

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They're so hungry!

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D'AWWW he's all like "aw yeah, check this shit out"

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D'AWWWW they love each other!

We took them to the vet, but the vet said that they were just going to put them down if the animal shelter place didn't come to claim them, and they wouldn't come, because it's just a pair of pigeons. So my parents decided to keep them instead. D'awwww.

Oh, they need names SE++, so help me out.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Donner and Blitzen, to commemorate the season and the circumstances which brought them to you.

    Another successful post, thanks to the power of Spacestar Ordering™!
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just wait until they turn on you and peck your damn eyes out

    Birds have no souls, no pity, and no remorse.

  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2008
    Walt and Ernest, because all birds are required to have old man names, no matter what gender or species.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    pigeons, really?

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    skeksis2.jpg

    Spoiler:
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    there are too many pigeons in new york can send you some

  • edited December 2008
    why do pidgeons swarm to built up areas

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You're lucky you got young ones - my girlfriend insisted on helping a fully-grown pigeon that couldn't fly last year. This help involved bringing it back to my house, keeping it in my shed and feeding it my cereal. She then blamed me when it escaped.
    bongi wrote: »
    why do pidgeons swarm to built up areas

    They think the buildings are cliffs.

    Another successful post, thanks to the power of Spacestar Ordering™!
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    why do pidgeons swarm to built up areas

    To be closer to their human prey

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Just wait until they turn on you and peck your damn eyes out

    Birds have no souls, no pity, and no remorse.

    This man knows the truth about birds.

    At least eagles are honest in the fact that they are evil. You gotta respect that.

  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    who are they going to shit on out in the wild

    plenty of people to shit on in the city, though!

  • edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    why do pidgeons swarm to built up areas

    To be closer to their human prey
    pooro i don't think pidgeons prey on people

  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    birds are weird

  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bert and Ernie.

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  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    At first my weary eyes were unable to distinguish the birds in the last panel, so I thought there was only one and it was some weird mass of bursting bird muscle. Then I thought the syringe photos were actually depicting steroid injections.

    It's not too late to start doing that though. I think bird boxing could become the next cockfighting.

    birdboxing.gif

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pigeons can be difficult to raise, I suggest this helpful site

    link

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    all the smart pigeons are extinct

    only the dumb remain

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Name them Barack and John.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    also pigeons at weddings is the dumbest idea UNLESS the groom's posse is standing by with rifles to skeet the fuckers out of the sky

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    all the smart pigeons are extinct

    only the dumb remain

    Much like humans.

  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    all the smart pigeons are extinct

    only the dumb remain

    Much like humans.

    No, I'm ...doesn't!

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    all the smart pigeons are extinct

    only the dumb remain

    Much like humans.

    Only a furry would say something like this.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah I know, they're fucking pigeons. They could've at least been something cool like Kookaburras.

    CAN YOU REALLY LOOK INTO THEIR LOVING EYES AND LET THE VET PUT THEM DOWN!?!

    My parents clearly couldn't.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    send them down the river in a little cardboard boat

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that way you won't be directly to blame when the little boat capsizes and they drown

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    We don't really have any rivers that close by...

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Why am I laughing at this idea so much.

    Why do I find it hilarious.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    because birds in a little boat are hilarious

    birds that can't fly away are even more hilarious

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    why do pidgeons swarm to built up areas

    To be closer to their human prey
    pooro i don't think pidgeons prey on people

    You fool

    That's what they want you to think

  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    birds that are dead?

    not so hilarious

    bird's drowning?

    HILARIOUS

  • edited December 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    why do pidgeons swarm to built up areas

    To be closer to their human prey
    pooro i don't think pidgeons prey on people

    You fool

    That's what they want you to think
    :O

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rock Pigeon's life span is anywhere from 3–5 years in the wild to 15 years in captivity, though longer-lived specimens have been reported

    shit man

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    because birds in a little boat are hilarious

    birds that can't fly away are even more hilarious

    Fari lets be BBFs okay

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    because birds in a little boat are hilarious

    birds that can't fly away are even more hilarious

    Fari lets be BBFs okay
    you say that now but maybe you only want to be BFF's with sleep deprived, awful ideas at 7am Fari, not the real Fari



    i don't know why i just typed that

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    because birds in a little boat are hilarious

    birds that can't fly away are even more hilarious

    Fari lets be BBFs okay
    you say that now but maybe you only want to be BFF's with sleep deprived, awful ideas at 7am Fari, not the real Fari



    i don't know why i just typed that

    I'm drunk on Russian vodka.

    You are Russian.

    BFF status unaffected

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    haha he threw his hat

    but woulda been better if he threw his shoe

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sharky and George.

    Crimebusters of the sea.


    Sharky and George.



    SOLVE ANYYYYYY MYSTERYYYYYYYYYY

    scarab you have mental problems
  • edited December 2008
    last night i dreamt that my hair was falling out and it was getting really long

    but it's not really!!

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