A Seriously Crucial Moment in my Life

AgentofOrange

For years I've been living in a grey and meaningless void while suffering a terribly ill-defined sense of self identification, waking each day to question the vary realities that I face. But now I have an answer, a foot hold to stand on and face my world of difficulties.
I have finally named my dick 'n balls:
Captain Nemi and the Black Sea Avengers

What are the names you all have given to your bits and pieces?

bent

I just call it the doombringer

Grey Ghost

Minute Hand and the Tick-Tock Twins

Grey Ghost

or sometimes Cherry Pie and the Two Scoops of Vanilla

potatoe

i know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes, i have a nick name for my penis

it's called the octagon, but i also nick named my testes
my left one is james westfall and my right one is dr kenneth noisewater

you ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

Me Too!

Dammit taters
Also my dick is named Beef McLargehuge

bongi

i haven't named my penis

Ruckus

Thor, Loki, and Bob.

Nickle

Mr. Penis. At least when I have company.

When we're alone I get to call him Fernando.

Quoth

nick fury and the avengers

honkymcgoo

I call mine The Hand of the Roaring Lion.

potatoe

smooth jazz and the wingmen

Quoth

josie and the pussycats

Rear Admiral Choco

Marilyn.

bongi

I think if I did name them I would have to go for something classy

Mr Darcy and his fortunes

Me Too!

My dick is named Joe
My balls are Thelma and Louise
Does that say something about me as a man?

Captain K

I call my dick The Captain every now and then.


my balls don't deserve names, they're not very special

KrunkMcGrunk

Him

NotASenator

Aaron Rodgers

DrZiplock

I... I don't have a name for any of my bits.

Quoth

bongi wrote: »

I think if I did name them I would have to go for something classy

Mr Darcy and his fortunes

yesss

Straightzi

A victorian gentleman reclining atop two large pieces of luggage

Although I guess that's more of a general one than a specific name for my dick

I ain't got one of those

#pipe

potatoe wrote: »

i know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes, i have a nick name for my penis

it's called the octagon, but i also nick named my testes
my left one is james westfall and my right one is dr kenneth noisewater

you ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

God fucking christ jesus in a handbag you complete me

Weaver

Red leader, standing by.

Quoth

siouxsie and the banshees

bongi

Weaver wrote: »

Red leader, standing by.

Ewww

#pipe

My Purple wand
and my hairy bag of tricks

Jarofmoldymayo

bongi wrote: »

i haven't named my penis

Yeah that is just weird.

NotASenator

Quoth wrote: »

siouxsie and the banshees

wait a minute

Blake T

The Cleaver and the oiling bags.

Or maybe the horse of ill-repute and the ne-er de-well wombats.

Jordyn

Batman

beavotron

littlefoot, petri and ol' sharp tooth

Quoth

truth, justice and the american way

AgentofOrange

Jordyn wrote: »

The Batcave

SporkAndrew

beavotron wrote: »

littlefoot, petri and ol' sharp tooth

That sets a horrifying mental image.

DrZiplock

beavotron wrote: »

littlefoot, petri and ol' sharp tooth

Oh, poor humble.

Jarofmoldymayo

Uhhhgf..

I'm nauseous and I don't know why.

Man I hope I'm not getting sick, that would blow, my Girlfriend is supposed to be coming over tomorrow.

Blake T

The staff of life and the seeds of moaning.

Meissnerd

potatoe wrote: »

i know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes, i have a nick name for my penis

it's called the octagon, but i also nick named my testes
my left one is james westfall and my right one is dr kenneth noisewater

you ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang

JAMES WESTFALL

thank you

Weaver

Isildur's Bane

DrZiplock

Gladys Knight and the Pips