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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AUSTRALIA

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That picture has to be shopped.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The single most unpleasant individual I've ever had to work with was from Australia

    Coincidence?

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    australians hate you

    get used to it

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The single most unpleasant individual I've ever had to work with was from Australia

    Coincidence?

    No. We ship out all the assholes.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    and they hate you even more

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I guess I can live with that.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Air wrote: »
    australians hate you

    get used to it

    Better than having them like me

    Having to put up with all that "Crikey! Dingo! Fosters!" all day long

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Another shrimp on the barbie, just for Pooro!

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Air wrote: »
    australians hate you

    get used to it

    Better than having them like me

    Having to put up with all that "Crikey! Dingo! Fosters!" all day long

    We also ship out all the Fosters and laugh as the rest of the world drinks it.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Air wrote: »
    australians hate you

    get used to it

    Better than having them like me

    Having to put up with all that "Crikey! Dingo! Fosters!" all day long

    We also ship out all the Fosters and laugh as the rest of the world drinks it.

    I have had alot of beer, but never a fosters.

    Infact I haven't seen one for years.

    Also yeah Australians hate everyone who isn't Australian and pretty much everyone who is.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Australians hate everyone who isn't Australian and pretty much everyone who is.

    No.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The single most unpleasant individual I've ever had to work with was from Australia

    Coincidence?

    My worst ever roommate was Australian.

    Dude had no concept of the word "clean".

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    Australians hate everyone who isn't Australian and pretty much everyone who is.

    No.

    yeah man that is some bullshit

    #pipe on
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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    I hate everyone who isn't Australian and everyone who is, because they hate me

    No.

    yeah man that is some bullshit

    better?

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Has anyone seen those godawful australia day adds?

    Also some chick on the channel 9 christmas carols show said "And we thank jesus, whether he be black, yellow or white, nobody knows"

    I almost fell out of my chair. Which was pretty incredible as my gf was sitting on my lap at the time.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Prohass wrote: »
    Has anyone seen those godawful australia day adds?

    Also some chick on the channel 9 christmas carols show said "And we thank jesus, whether he be black, yellow or white, nobody knows"

    I almost fell out of my chair. Which was pretty incredible as my gf was sitting on my lap at the time.

    ching chong jesus wing wong

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You know what I love about Australia day?

    Getting paid holiday rates for working it.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ten wrote: »
    FIZZY DRINK

    THANK YOU

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    listen, you can't pay out on a country where the prime minister is in the commentary booth of a cricket game during the christmas holidays.

    the third umpire just called not out for a clarke-fielded run out and k-rudd is all 'we'll review his visa'

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what did you say in american

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    america does not have words for these things

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    that is because they are not worth having words for

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    or because the american mind is too small to comprehend such refined concepts?

    we may never know

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    cricket is a horrible game that is more boring that the intangible concept of boredom itself

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A large part of cricket is a solid excuse to hang out with mates and drink too much.

    Cricket is also really fun to play while camping, so so much fun

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    cricket's main purpose is to serve as an excuse to sit and drink beers for five days straight

    if you aren't doing that, you're doing it wrong

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    we have television and couches in the civilized world

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in which context do you think we're drinking beer and watching cricket?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sitting on crumpets and oppressing minorities is my guess

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    In Healy's comment, well Kevin Rudd's stint in the box was wicketless, a change in the commentary team has brought a wicket.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    In Healy's comment, well Kevin Rudd's stint in the box was wicketless, a change in the commentary team has brought a wicket.

    what

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    In Healy's comment, well Kevin Rudd's stint in the box was wicketless, a change in the commentary team has brought a wicket.

    What?

    EDIT: FUCK YOU PIP

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it was a smoking catch too

    i would throw myself flat on the ground if one of those balls came at me

    and i'm not talking about gay sex there

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    In Healy's comment, well Kevin Rudd's stint in the box was wicketless, a change in the commentary team has brought a wicket.

    what

    I read that as Haley's Comet and it made more sense then the actual post.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Y'all just aren't as sophisticated.

    I mean you don't have a game that stops for lunch and tea do you?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Y'all just aren't as sophisticated.

    I mean you don't have a game that stops for lunch and tea do you?

    we have a game where when a dude ruptures a spleen, he kinda walks it off and keeps playing

    we do have one where we stretch and go get beer about 2/3rds the way through

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Y'all just aren't as sophisticated.

    I mean you don't have a game that stops for lunch and tea do you?

    we have a game where when a dude ruptures a spleen, he kinda walks it off and keeps playing

    we do have one where we stretch and go get beer about 2/3rds the way through

    have you ever seen a thing called rugby

    it's sort of like your 'football' only they don't wear five-inches of padding across every sensitive area

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    SOPHISTICATED YOU CUNT!

    YOU AREN'T FUCKING SOPHISTICATED.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Y'all just aren't as sophisticated.

    I mean you don't have a game that stops for lunch and tea do you?

    we have a game where when a dude ruptures a spleen, he kinda walks it off and keeps playing

    we do have one where we stretch and go get beer about 2/3rds the way through

    have you ever seen a thing called rugby

    it's sort of like your 'football' only they don't wear five-inches of padding across every sensitive area

    you really don't want go down this road

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Y'all just aren't as sophisticated.

    I mean you don't have a game that stops for lunch and tea do you?

    we have a game where when a dude ruptures a spleen, he kinda walks it off and keeps playing

    we do have one where we stretch and go get beer about 2/3rds the way through

    have you ever seen a thing called rugby

    it's sort of like your 'football' only they don't wear five-inches of padding across every sensitive area

    you really don't want go down this road

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAaL2STMVfs

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