Secret Santa Gifts! HOOOO! (HO! HO!)
In the middle of my brushing up on my Rock Band Skills today I was interrupted by a door bell. A package? For me? Fuck yeah its for me!
Quick, send in the Dog to sniff for any possible illegal substances.
Warning pics will probably rape the fuck out of your h-scroll
Okay, seems safe so far. There appear to be some specific instructions. Perhaps in Canad-ese speak...
Inside was a letter than said
MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTEE..and wife, and rabbit, and other pets!!
Here it is, THE GIFT!
NOW, before you go all apeshit and tear this thing open like a ravenous animal. (You know you want to) There are some very important instructions I MUST make sure you understand.
1. Place box on flat surface, and instead of cutting open the top pull out the gifts. (yup, not gift, GIFTS) Please take an exacto knife or some other sharp cutting utensil, and cut the main box down the corners so that the box "falls away" from the gifts inside (Trust me, this is important)
2. Feel free to open the gifts that are lodged in those surrounding packaging, you can't hurt those.
I suppose I will then
Sweet, man, you can never go wrong with video games for gifts, I don't care what my wife says. I do have to say though, that while I agree your choices were excellent, I actually got Phantom hourglass from last years Secret Santa. Its okay, I still love you, we can still runaway together, especially after I continued reading:
3. NOW... come the MAIN GIFT, yes I am typing in capitals because I am shouting. Notice that there is a TOP and a FRONT to this gift. It is important that you keep the TOP facing up, and the FRONT facing you when you open it. Inside is something that I hope you will find vry cool as I spent a lot of time making it. Once you post on the forum, I will show you some photos of the process. It's one of a kind, and it's ALL YOURS!!
MERRY HO HO HO TO YOU AND YOURS MAN!!
FROM: Your Canadian Secret Santa... Scotty [Homer Simpson Face]
Ladies and Gentleman, without further ado, I present... the MAIN GIFT
Thank you Scotty. Once we actually move into our real home this coming year. I'll finally get to fully display all my game related Action figures. I'll PM you some better pictures when he's surrounded by a much better audience.