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Fuck yo President!

MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF THESE UNITED STATES

AND THE MOTHERFUCKING PROTECTOR OF MEXICO

EMPEROR

NORTON

THE FIRST

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This motherfucker right here is Joshua Abraham Norton I

In 1859 this man declared himself The First Emperor of these United States

When he died in 1880, 30,000 people attended his funeral in San Francisco

HE EVEN MADE HIS OWN LEGAL TENDER

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This thread is about how fucking awesome this man is.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Andrew Jackson was better.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    FUCK YOU HUNTER

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This guy was mentioned in The Illuminatus Trilogy.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited December 2008
    oh crip its a crapple

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hahah the imperial government of norton 1
    promises to pay the holder thereof, the sum of 10 MUTHAFUCKIN' DOLLA'S! in the year 1880 with interest at 5 per cent, per annum, from date, the principal and interest to be convertible, at the option of the holder, at maturity, into 20 years 5 per cent. Bonds, or payable in GOLD MUTHAFUCKIN' COINS!
    Given under our royal hand and seal
    hand dated and signed by Emperor Norton himself.

    insanity.
    also this is clearly 10 dollar banknote number 6, as indicate by the number 6 up in the top left corner.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    one of the best parts of sandman

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    is he related to Edward Norton?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm not a huge fan of his anti-virus software.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'm not a huge fan of his anti-virus software.

    *chest-bump*

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    AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Was this guy in Waterworld?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    is he related to Edward Norton?

    No, but he's related to Jim Norton.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    is he related to Edward Norton?

    No, but he's related to Jim Norton.

    Was he the hockey player who had a franchise of donut shops with his namesake released in Canada?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That's Tim Horton's isn't it?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    is he related to Edward Norton?

    No, but he's related to Jim Norton.

    Was he the hockey player who had a franchise of donut shops with his namesake released in Canada?

    No Jim Norton is a meaty breasted zilch.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    is he related to Edward Norton?

    No, but he's related to Jim Norton.

    Was he the hockey player who had a franchise of donut shops with his namesake released in Canada?

    Jim Norton is a comedian who wants to shame fuck Ann Coulter. Funny stuff.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm totally going to do this.

    But I'm not too ambitious.

    I'll just take Massachusetts.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh that Ann Coulter

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    me and a friend tried to cowrite a fiction period piece with Norton as a main character
    it was pretty silly

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Frank Chu is a pretty awesome crazy person. I see him almost every day.
    Frank believes that he and his family have been filmed for years now without their knowledge and the show has aired as "The Richest Family". He found out that he was a star (and appeared on the cover of Newsweek, Time, etc.) because California Correctional Officers who were really movie stars who were really KGB agents told him---through ESP. In fact, nearly all the movie stars have ESP. Frank is not from another galaxy and never contends (sic.) to be. He hasn't even visited them. He is aware of them (possibly) through ESP being sent to him by Soviet ex-presidents (alive and dead/resurrected) and KGB agents. Clinton, Hillary, and even Chelsea are "guiltied" of being in collusion with the first 12 galaxies away from our galaxy, while Frank is being aided by the Zegnotronic (120 galaxies away)

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Oh that Ann Coulter

    ?

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Chu's eccentricities are also reminiscent of San Francisco icon Emperor Norton. Like Norton, Chu is embraced by the city, and he dines and drinks for free at various city establishments.

    That is not right

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goddamn that is fucked up

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That guy has found all new types of crazy

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2008
    So did Veretas just read Sandman or what

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    This guy was mentioned in The Illuminatus Trilogy.

    I keep meaning to read that again sometime. I read it and loved it but can't remember a damn word about it.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What's funny is that Chu's sign reminds me instantly of timecube

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Man, I could be crazy if it got me free stuff.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You'd have to spend a lot of time getting into character and never leaving even while yelling the funniest shit about a woman's vagina and its real intent.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    So did Veretas just read Sandman or what

    Nah, I don't have enough money and I wanna get them all at once


    I was reading Kate Beaton

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Frank Chu is a pretty awesome crazy person. I see him almost every day.
    Frank believes that he and his family have been filmed for years now without their knowledge and the show has aired as "The Richest Family". He found out that he was a star (and appeared on the cover of Newsweek, Time, etc.) because California Correctional Officers who were really movie stars who were really KGB agents told him---through ESP. In fact, nearly all the movie stars have ESP. Frank is not from another galaxy and never contends (sic.) to be. He hasn't even visited them. He is aware of them (possibly) through ESP being sent to him by Soviet ex-presidents (alive and dead/resurrected) and KGB agents. Clinton, Hillary, and even Chelsea are "guiltied" of being in collusion with the first 12 galaxies away from our galaxy, while Frank is being aided by the Zegnotronic (120 galaxies away)
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    STRATOSPHERICAL!
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Frank Chu is fucking awesome.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The best president is Ossie Davis as JFK.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You'd have to spend a lot of time getting into character and never leaving even while yelling the funniest shit about a woman's vagina and its real intent.
    Westboro Baptist seems to be pulling it off

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You'd have to spend a lot of time getting into character and never leaving even while yelling the funniest shit about a woman's vagina and its real intent.
    Westboro Baptist seems to be pulling it off

    I thought we were talking fake crazy

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    CrossBuster wrote: »
    Frank Chu is a pretty awesome crazy person. I see him almost every day.
    Frank believes that he and his family have been filmed for years now without their knowledge and the show has aired as "The Richest Family". He found out that he was a star (and appeared on the cover of Newsweek, Time, etc.) because California Correctional Officers who were really movie stars who were really KGB agents told him---through ESP. In fact, nearly all the movie stars have ESP. Frank is not from another galaxy and never contends (sic.) to be. He hasn't even visited them. He is aware of them (possibly) through ESP being sent to him by Soviet ex-presidents (alive and dead/resurrected) and KGB agents. Clinton, Hillary, and even Chelsea are "guiltied" of being in collusion with the first 12 galaxies away from our galaxy, while Frank is being aided by the Zegnotronic (120 galaxies away)
    Frank_chu_20060423.JPG

    STRATOSPHERICAL!
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    RHOMBUS!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You'd have to spend a lot of time getting into character and never leaving even while yelling the funniest shit about a woman's vagina and its real intent.
    Westboro Baptist seems to be pulling it off

    I thought we were talking fake crazy
    And I'm implying that I think they're just doing it for money (by suing people) or just hatred
    I don't buy that they're all crazy

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You'd have to spend a lot of time getting into character and never leaving even while yelling the funniest shit about a woman's vagina and its real intent.
    Westboro Baptist seems to be pulling it off

    I thought we were talking fake crazy
    And I'm implying that I think they're just doing it for money (by suing people) or just hatred
    I don't buy that they're all crazy

    Do you buy that they all deserve to be napalmed?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You'd have to spend a lot of time getting into character and never leaving even while yelling the funniest shit about a woman's vagina and its real intent.
    Westboro Baptist seems to be pulling it off

    I thought we were talking fake crazy
    And I'm implying that I think they're just doing it for money (by suing people) or just hatred
    I don't buy that they're all crazy

    Do you buy that they all deserve to be napalmed?
    Actually no. They should all be ignored. That would really piss them off.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    You'd have to spend a lot of time getting into character and never leaving even while yelling the funniest shit about a woman's vagina and its real intent.
    Westboro Baptist seems to be pulling it off

    I thought we were talking fake crazy
    And I'm implying that I think they're just doing it for money (by suing people) or just hatred
    I don't buy that they're all crazy

    Yeah, crazy hatred

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