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Suicide is [chat]less

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keenan - Hamster - fail

    ... equals?

    I think probably Me minus my hamster and minus my fail would probably equal Senj.

    I mean, if I were just being honest.

    Maybe like a Super Senj.

    Super Saiyanj

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money

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  • Nova_CNova_C Social Justice Haruspex Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Almighty says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question."

    It's MY island!

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    Be advised, I'm not the best at keeping either updated. >.>
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keenan - Hamster - fail

    ... equals?

    I think probably Me minus my hamster and minus my fail would probably equal Senj.

    I mean, if I were just being honest.

    Maybe like a Super Senj.

    Super Saiyanj

    Senj's fail is a limit approaching infinity

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hmm. Margo MacDonald, Independent MSP and Parkinson's disease sufferer, is mounting a campaign to legalise medically assisted suicide in Scotland.

    The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
    Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.

    I wonder if this would sustain a thread.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money

    I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm. Margo MacDonald, Independent MSP and Parkinson's disease sufferer, is mounting a campaign to legalise medically assisted suicide in Scotland.

    The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
    Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.

    I wonder if this would sustain a thread.

    Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money

    I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
    The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pfft

    This from the religion that worships the guy who spent his life trying to get himself killed

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I always feel weird posting up pictures in the fashion thread. Putting yourself out there to be judged and all...

    edit: Oh, great, totp.

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Keenan - Hamster - fail

    ... equals?

    I think probably Me minus my hamster and minus my fail would probably equal Senj.

    I mean, if I were just being honest.

    Maybe like a Super Senj.

    Super Saiyanj

    Senj's fail is a limit approaching infinity

    I think your definition of 'fail' is a limit approaching retarded. Eh? Eh?


    Senj regularly makes the kind of jokes I would, but something nearing 5-8 times better.

  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm. Margo MacDonald, Independent MSP and Parkinson's disease sufferer, is mounting a campaign to legalise medically assisted suicide in Scotland.

    The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
    Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.

    I wonder if this would sustain a thread.
    I dont think it would be worth it.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Are you sayin Haps in a whore Cesca?

    :winky:

    Wha?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money

    I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
    The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.

    Judges?

    Ooooh low scores.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm. Margo MacDonald, Independent MSP and Parkinson's disease sufferer, is mounting a campaign to legalise medically assisted suicide in Scotland.

    The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
    Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.

    I wonder if this would sustain a thread.

    Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.

    I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I always feel weird posting up pictures in the fashion thread. Putting yourself out there to be judged and all...

    edit: Oh, great, totp.
    NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

    THIS IS HOW THE PAGE STARTS

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What have my careless hands wrought?!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm. Margo MacDonald, Independent MSP and Parkinson's disease sufferer, is mounting a campaign to legalise medically assisted suicide in Scotland.

    The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
    Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.

    I wonder if this would sustain a thread.

    Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.

    I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.

    Without the quote, religion flamewar page 1.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    What have my careless hands wrought?!
    Select the pistol, then, select your page.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I always feel weird just reading the fashion thread. It's like when you discover any group of dedicated hobbyists and realise that there's this whole world with it's own hierarchy and rules that you never even realised existed.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.
    The other side's position is silly

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    japan wrote: »
    I always feel weird just reading the fashion thread. It's like when you discover any group of dedicated hobbyists and realise that there's this whole world with it's own hierarchy and rules that you never even realised existed.

    Meh. I don't really go for the whole rules and hierarchy crap. I just want to look nice to attract women.

  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm. Margo MacDonald, Independent MSP and Parkinson's disease sufferer, is mounting a campaign to legalise medically assisted suicide in Scotland.

    The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
    Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.

    I wonder if this would sustain a thread.

    Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.

    I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.

    Woman: "I'm going to die painfully and slowly and would like a chance to end my suffering if I must"

    Catholic Church: "Nut up, shaky lady."

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    japan wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Hmm. Margo MacDonald, Independent MSP and Parkinson's disease sufferer, is mounting a campaign to legalise medically assisted suicide in Scotland.

    The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
    Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.

    I wonder if this would sustain a thread.

    Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.

    I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.

    However dickish they're being, I think they're right. Assisted suicide really shouldn't be legalised, it'd lead to some rather unfortunate consequences. But I mean wow, what a bunch of cunts.

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money

    I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
    The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.

    Judges?

    Ooooh low scores.

    Next contestant.

    "Air Jordans: You won't even be able to tell they're there!"

    or

    Maybe I'm seeing a marketing campaign that has one team of basketball players with sweatbands on, and another team with Jordan Tampons strapped to their forehead.

    And by the end of the game, the sweatbands have become saturated with sweat, and sweat is getting into the eyes of those players anyway, and the other team with the tampons looks pristine, haven't sweat at all. Not even out of breath.

    At the end Jordan comes out and takes one of the tampons and sniffs it, looks to the camera, smiles and says "Now there's a hole in one. Is one in your hole?"

  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.

    Lalalalala stop oppressing me bigot!!!

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.

    He's right. Religion is one of those things strong opinion things, no one changes theirs because someone on the internet (unless you're chasing primo box).

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money

    I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
    The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.

    Hearty laughter from me to you.

    thanks

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I always feel weird posting up pictures in the fashion thread. Putting yourself out there to be judged and all...

    edit: Oh, great, totp.

    YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED

    Psn:wazukki
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.

    He's right. Religion is one of those things strong opinion things, no one changes theirs because someone on the internet (unless you're chasing primo box).

    Well slap me silly and call me Marge, Preach, I never would have done thought that without you here to tell me something that someone else had already said.

    Edit: You see, Preach, the joke there was that I was intolerant of his position on religion threads, instead of being intolerant of his position in an actual religion thread.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    To be fair, one position is wrong.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    However dickish they're being, I think they're right. Assisted suicide really shouldn't be legalised, it'd lead to some rather unfortunate consequences. But I mean wow, what a bunch of cunts.
    So, what? You just think they're being dickish in the way that they're saying that? You don't think that telling someone they should have to suffer a slow and painful death is bad enough on its own?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wazilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I always feel weird posting up pictures in the fashion thread. Putting yourself out there to be judged and all...

    edit: Oh, great, totp.

    YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED

    I'm meeeeelting.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Are you sayin Haps in a whore Cesca?

    :winky:

    Wha?

    Why hello Haps!

    We we're just discussing yams

    delicious candied yams

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.

    He's right. Religion is one of those things strong opinion things, no one changes theirs because someone on the internet (unless you're chasing primo box).
    Honestly though I do think the internet helped in that regard

    Got me out of my Catholic bubble

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    To be fair, one position is wrong.

    To be fair, you just totally proved me point, idiot.

    Now, go scamper off and fall in love with some cute young thing!

  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.

    To be fair, one position is wrong.

    I am seriously going to set you on fire if you come to the meet-up, dude.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Are you sayin Haps in a whore Cesca?

    :winky:

    Wha?

    Why hello Haps!

    We we're just discussing yams

    delicious candied yams

    With marshmallows, and cinnamon.

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