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SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy tooRegistered User regular
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I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
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  • FugaFuga Registered User
    what the fuck is IL2

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Meal plan story was awesome indeed.

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  • GoslingGosling Team Monica Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Should have been "DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE INDEPENDENT [CHAT]?"

    I'm trying, through my blog, to break into the journalism industry. Any eyes and ears that pick up on any leads towards that end are greatly appreciated. PM me if you happen to hear anything.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Fuga wrote: »
    what the fuck is IL2

    World war 2 based airplane simulation.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    simon, that's awesome

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JokermanJokerman Lord Paramount of the Neckbeards Registered User regular
    I missed the number. That's weird.

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    when I left RIT, I made sure to go to the commons with quiznos and other things and just pay for everyone's meals.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Simon Moon wrote: »
    Awesome thing that just happened:

    I'm sitting in my office, writing my exam that I'm giving tomorrow at noon, when I realize I haven't eaten lunch. It's shitty outside, so there's no way I'm walking to my car, and driving home or whatever, so that leaves me with the options at the Union. I run over, grab a Chick-fil-A sandwich, a tasty cold beverage, and head up to the cashier to pay.

    Beatrice looks at me and asks, "Meal or Flex-dollars?"

    "Uh, bank card?"

    She narrows her eyes, "just a second." She looks around for a minute until she spies an exceptionally large man hovering near the drink station. "Hey, Mister 29 meals! Come here." She then pats my hand, "You can go on, I've got this."


    (Meal points and flex dollars don't carry over from semester to semester, and tomorrow's the last day to use them, so, by virtue of trying to pay using real money shortly after an exceptionally large man complained to Beatrice that he had a bunch of meals that were going to expire, I got a free lunch.)

    The Union? Do you go to UND?

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Simon Moon wrote: »
    Awesome thing that just happened:

    I'm sitting in my office, writing my exam that I'm giving tomorrow at noon, when I realize I haven't eaten lunch. It's shitty outside, so there's no way I'm walking to my car, and driving home or whatever, so that leaves me with the options at the Union. I run over, grab a Chick-fil-A sandwich, a tasty cold beverage, and head up to the cashier to pay.

    Beatrice looks at me and asks, "Meal or Flex-dollars?"

    "Uh, bank card?"

    She narrows her eyes, "just a second." She looks around for a minute until she spies an exceptionally large man hovering near the drink station. "Hey, Mister 29 meals! Come here." She then pats my hand, "You can go on, I've got this."


    (Meal points and flex dollars don't carry over from semester to semester, and tomorrow's the last day to use them, so, by virtue of trying to pay using real money shortly after an exceptionally large man complained to Beatrice that he had a bunch of meals that were going to expire, I got a free lunch.)

    The Union? Do you go to UND?
    Considering he was writing an exam, not taking one, I'd say he probably teaches there.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Simon Moon wrote: »
    Awesome thing that just happened:

    I'm sitting in my office, writing my exam that I'm giving tomorrow at noon, when I realize I haven't eaten lunch. It's shitty outside, so there's no way I'm walking to my car, and driving home or whatever, so that leaves me with the options at the Union. I run over, grab a Chick-fil-A sandwich, a tasty cold beverage, and head up to the cashier to pay.

    Beatrice looks at me and asks, "Meal or Flex-dollars?"

    "Uh, bank card?"

    She narrows her eyes, "just a second." She looks around for a minute until she spies an exceptionally large man hovering near the drink station. "Hey, Mister 29 meals! Come here." She then pats my hand, "You can go on, I've got this."


    (Meal points and flex dollars don't carry over from semester to semester, and tomorrow's the last day to use them, so, by virtue of trying to pay using real money shortly after an exceptionally large man complained to Beatrice that he had a bunch of meals that were going to expire, I got a free lunch.)

    The Union? Do you go to UND?
    Considering he was writing an exam, not taking one, I'd say he probably teaches there.

    And giving it, not taking it.

    He's a giver.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    tom_cruise_valkyrie.jpg

    VS.

    hitler.jpg

    No matter who wins, we lose.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    hitler would win

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Simon Moon wrote: »
    Awesome thing that just happened:

    I'm sitting in my office, writing my exam that I'm giving tomorrow at noon, when I realize I haven't eaten lunch. It's shitty outside, so there's no way I'm walking to my car, and driving home or whatever, so that leaves me with the options at the Union. I run over, grab a Chick-fil-A sandwich, a tasty cold beverage, and head up to the cashier to pay.

    Beatrice looks at me and asks, "Meal or Flex-dollars?"

    "Uh, bank card?"

    She narrows her eyes, "just a second." She looks around for a minute until she spies an exceptionally large man hovering near the drink station. "Hey, Mister 29 meals! Come here." She then pats my hand, "You can go on, I've got this."


    (Meal points and flex dollars don't carry over from semester to semester, and tomorrow's the last day to use them, so, by virtue of trying to pay using real money shortly after an exceptionally large man complained to Beatrice that he had a bunch of meals that were going to expire, I got a free lunch.)

    The Union? Do you go to UND?
    Considering he was writing an exam, not taking one, I'd say he probably teaches there.

    And giving it, not taking it.

    He's a giver.

    Okay fine.

    Simon, do you teach at UND?

    Are you two shitdicks happy now?

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hitler would win

    Of course. He had aliens and zombies under his control. Didn't you ever play Return to Castle Wolfenstein?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Also,

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    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Tom Cruise vs. Hitler? Is it a fight to the death?

    No matter who dies, we win.

    Edited for truth.

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  • JokermanJokerman Lord Paramount of the Neckbeards Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Also,

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    Achewood, i want to like you so much...
    so much...

  • GoslingGosling Team Monica Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    THINGS I LEARNED TODAY ABOUT POLITICS:

    *Introducing yourself as 'Gosling from Watertown' to a politician's office will get you a stump speech about whatever subject you're asking about.
    *Introducing yourself as 'Gosling with the Sierra Club' to the same office will get you the honest inside-baseball stuff you actually wanted.

    I'm trying, through my blog, to break into the journalism industry. Any eyes and ears that pick up on any leads towards that end are greatly appreciated. PM me if you happen to hear anything.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Also,

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    I love that one.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    "Hair falls off my body and sometimes there is gas!"

    Gold

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hitler did win

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    "Hair falls off my body and sometimes there is gas!"

    Gold

    yep

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Simon MoonSimon Moon Registered User
    Okay fine.

    Simon, do you teach at UND?

    Are you two shitdicks happy now?

    Sorry, no, I'm at Ole Miss. The Union here is just shorthand for whatever the official name is for the student union. Everyone university I've been to had one, and was always just referred to as the union.

    Steam: simon moon
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    For you, Senj, I am always so nude.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    For you, Senj, I am always so nude.

    the nudest you are ever being?

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    For you, Senj, I am always so nude.

    the nudest you are ever being?

    The nudest.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Simon Moon wrote: »
    Okay fine.

    Simon, do you teach at UND?

    Are you two shitdicks happy now?

    Sorry, no, I'm at Ole Miss. The Union here is just shorthand for whatever the official name is for the student union. Everyone university I've been to had one, and was always just referred to as the union.

    Ole Miss? I am so sorry

    "Durka Durka Durka, I go to Ole Miss, lets all go to the grove and do Grove stuff. Grove Grove Grove. Hotty Toddy Gosh Almighty, I'm A DOUCHEBAG."
    "I go to school in Mississippi but I do everything I can to pretend that it's MEMPHIS."

    Oxford sucks.

    That wasn't directed at you by the way. Just venting.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • JokermanJokerman Lord Paramount of the Neckbeards Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hitler did win

    He may have won the battle, but not the war!

    Literaly...

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hitler did win

    He may have won the battle, but not the war!

    Literaly...

    So he wrote it out?

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i am going to sound like ass on the mic during l4d tonight.

    also, achewood is probably the best webcomic out there.

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    hitler did win

    He may have won the battle, but not the war!

    Literaly...

    So he wrote it out?

    I hear he was quite into the fanfiction scene.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • GoslingGosling Team Monica Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i am going to sound like ass on the mic during l4d tonight.

    also, achewood is probably the best webcomic out there.
    1st- Penny Arcade (obviously)
    2nd- XKCD
    3rd- Sinfest
    Honorable Mention- PBF (posthumous)

    I'm trying, through my blog, to break into the journalism industry. Any eyes and ears that pick up on any leads towards that end are greatly appreciated. PM me if you happen to hear anything.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Simon Moon wrote: »
    Okay fine.

    Simon, do you teach at UND?

    Are you two shitdicks happy now?

    Sorry, no, I'm at Ole Miss. The Union here is just shorthand for whatever the official name is for the student union. Everyone university I've been to had one, and was always just referred to as the union.

    Ah okay, a friend of mine went to UND and they referred to their social building as "The Union." Figure I'd take a stab in the dim light.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i am going to sound like ass on the mic during l4d tonight.

    also, achewood is probably the best webcomic out there.
    1st- Penny Arcade (obviously)
    2nd- XKCD
    3rd- Sinfest
    Honorable Mention- PBF (posthumous)

    Wow. I like all those comics but I'm not sure if they're really the BEST.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Simon Moon wrote: »
    Okay fine.

    Simon, do you teach at UND?

    Are you two shitdicks happy now?

    Sorry, no, I'm at Ole Miss. The Union here is just shorthand for whatever the official name is for the student union. Everyone university I've been to had one, and was always just referred to as the union.

    Ole Miss? I am so sorry

    "Durka Durka Durka, I go to Ole Miss, lets all go to the grove and do Grove stuff. Grove Grove Grove. Hotty Toddy Gosh Almighty, I'm A DOUCHEBAG."
    "I go to school in Mississippi but I do everything I can to pretend that it's MEMPHIS."

    Oxford sucks.

    That wasn't directed at you by the way. Just venting.

    As someone who went to Mississippi State and grew up in Memphis let me assure you that I am laughing so hard.

    Oxford really isn't anything like Memphis, though, not enough people being shot.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gosling wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i am going to sound like ass on the mic during l4d tonight.

    also, achewood is probably the best webcomic out there.
    1st- Penny Arcade (obviously)
    2nd- XKCD
    3rd- Sinfest
    Honorable Mention- PBF (posthumous)

    xkcd making it onto your list is a sad thing indeed.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    my favorite expired comic is www.alessonislearned.com

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    My favorite five webcomics, in no particular order:

    Penny Arcade
    Something Positive
    Order of the Stick
    Erfworld
    Gunnerkrigg Court

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i am going to sound like ass on the mic during l4d tonight.

    also, achewood is probably the best webcomic out there.
    1st- Penny Arcade (obviously)
    2nd- XKCD
    3rd- Sinfest
    Honorable Mention- PBF (posthumous)

    xkcd making it onto your list is a sad thing indeed.

    Sinfest I'd agree with.

    The rest... eh...

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