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  • Brucelee41042Brucelee41042 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.

    Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
    It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    A philtre is like a love potion, right?

    One type of philtre. I've always thought that a philtre was any sort of magic potion (may or may not be contained in an awesome glass containter:P )

    The "phil" root seems kind of lovey.

    OOOOOOOH I GETS IT

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in art class about to give a presentation on religious architecture

    meanwhile brownnoser is brownnosing the teacher with his exceptionally brown nose

    pssssh

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    also I find that my productivity increases when I sing Schubert-esque melodies.

    Of course, I think this is what the Death Squads probably thought too.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
    It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.

    Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    also I find that my productivity increases when I sing Schubert-esque melodies.

    Of course, I think this is what the Death Squads probably thought too.

    Its ok I'm sure they preferred Wagner

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.

    Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!

    That's what I did!
    No seriously, that's exactly what I did.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, operatic music plus shovelling dead bodies into pits is the strangest image.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    "Whisper, do you have a boyfriend?"

    "Yeah..."

    "What would you do if you found out he was with another woman?"

    "Play with her tits?"

    Did this happen to you? Where is this? What is going on?

    What the hell... Where am I?
    It's from a terrible movie called "Employee of the Month" starring Matt Dillon. It's him talking to a prostitute named Whisper, played by Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
    It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.

    Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening...

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
    It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.

    Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.
    That sounds more like a "because" than an "anyway".

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Yeah, operatic music plus shovelling dead bodies into pits is the strangest image.

    Replace it with "(I Died) In Your Arms Tonight."

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  • Brucelee41042Brucelee41042 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.

    Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!

    That's what I did!
    No seriously, that's exactly what I did.

    Oh I believe ya. I have a buddy who is totally anti-drug use, but sometimes sells some of his anti-depressant or painkiller-esque pills to make an extra buck.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love how often the philosophy thread gets disrupted by having to define terms. :P

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    also I find that my productivity increases when I sing Schubert-esque melodies.

    Of course, I think this is what the Death Squads probably thought too.

    Its ok I'm sure they preferred Wagner

    haha now you have me whistling the forest melody

    but my productivity has plummeted

    also, nexy, did you get my post that I might be able to meet up with you mike and vari after new years?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I love how often the philosophy thread gets disrupted by having to define terms. :P
    whoa, whoa

    you're gonna have to define "terms" there, buddy

    then we can talk

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
    It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.

    Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.

    Tell him he just committed a DUII

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    No but seriously.

    How much outrage at everything can a person honestly have?

    In this case he's right, though. Anyone who complains about being persecuted because their register jockey said "holidays" instead of "Christmas" should probably be punched in the mouth.

    ITT: Jacobkosh gets forcibly extradited to Israel to stand trial for antisemitism.

    You've got it backwards, man, read it again. I am anti-anti-semite. And yes, Israel owes me a plane ticket and maybe the services of a couple smokin' hot lady Mossad agents.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.

    Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!

    That's what I did!
    No seriously, that's exactly what I did.

    Oh I believe ya. I have a buddy who is totally anti-drug use, but sometimes sells some of his anti-depressant or painkiller-esque pills to make an extra buck.

    When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Gosling wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i am going to sound like ass on the mic during l4d tonight.

    also, achewood is probably the best webcomic out there.
    1st- Penny Arcade (obviously)
    2nd- XKCD
    3rd- Sinfest
    Honorable Mention- PBF (posthumous)

    xkcd making it onto your list is a sad thing indeed.

    Yeah I agree, to make it on the list is bad, to be number 2 is worse.

    xkcd is genuinely funny sometimes...

    I think I may find it funnier were I something like a math major... but I find it funny on my own plenty.

    We were singing its damn praises from sea to shining sea the other day with that "nice guy" comic.
    Some of my favorite xkcd strips aren't super funny.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
    It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.

    Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.

    Tell him he just committed a DUII

    [Chat] people have the best fathers.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    well actually he probably didn't commit one, but it's damn stupid to take that shit then go drive somewhere and he could easily get in lots of trouble

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    State of Zimmy's Colon, 12/11/2008

    I am: Constipated Incorporated

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2008

    When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.

    Wasn't your justification last time you brought up this topic "because I could and continually make bad choices and post on the internet about them because I am such a badass in real life and on the internet"?

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Man "Scary Go Round" should be on every top comics list.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I love how often the philosophy thread gets disrupted by having to define terms. :P
    whoa, whoa

    you're gonna have to define "terms" there, buddy

    then we can talk

    Terms as in political terms.

    And by talk do you mean [chat] or is it an allusion to [dead guy who thought talking was a way to steal essence from the bottom of the sea] and his work on How to Grow Herbs?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2008

    When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.

    Wasn't your justification last time you brought up this topic "because I could and continually make bad choices and post on the internet about them because I am such a badass in real life and on the internet"?

    Look don't let the facts get in the way of an internet bad ass.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This gmail "text messaging" doesn't work, and I've concluded that it's retarded.

    Nothing happens. I type in a number into the side search bar and... nothing. It just wants to continue assuming that I'm trying to type in an e-mail address, and that I'm retarded.

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    When I'm bored I look at the wikipedia list of famous people born the same year I was.

    Every time I look it gets longer, depressing me more and more

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    "Whisper, do you have a boyfriend?"

    "Yeah..."

    "What would you do if you found out he was with another woman?"

    "Play with her tits?"

    Did this happen to you? Where is this? What is going on?

    What the hell... Where am I?
    It's from a terrible movie called "Employee of the Month" starring Matt Dillon. It's him talking to a prostitute named Whisper, played by Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)

    Uh....isn't that movie starring Dane Cook, Dax Shepard and Jessica Simpson? Or is there two of them?

    Please don't tell me there's two of them.

    @Fuzzy: Uh, I mentioned this in the S&E thread. But I really don't consider selling pills I wasn't even taking to some guy at college a bad idea when I'm in need of money. If you wish to think this is a case of "e-badassery" then go ahead, but I'm just relating my experience to his.

    @XKCD: Favorite Comic? "Hey guys, here's some new art" and it's just a stick figure still. Makes me laugh every time.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I love how often the philosophy thread gets disrupted by having to define terms. :P
    whoa, whoa

    you're gonna have to define "terms" there, buddy

    then we can talk

    Terms as in political terms.

    And by talk do you mean [chat] or is it an allusion to [dead guy who thought talking was a way to steal essence from the bottom of the sea] and his work on How to Grow Herbs?
    yes?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited December 2008

    When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.

    Wasn't your justification last time you brought up this topic "because I could and continually make bad choices and post on the internet about them because I am such a badass in real life and on the internet"?

    I've had probably at least 15 people ask over 100 times for me to sell them pills.

    Never ever done it nope nope.

    Then I look at my student loans and weep.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    stupid

    I know, but I don't like arguing with him.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    "Whisper, do you have a boyfriend?"

    "Yeah..."

    "What would you do if you found out he was with another woman?"

    "Play with her tits?"

    Did this happen to you? Where is this? What is going on?

    What the hell... Where am I?
    It's from a terrible movie called "Employee of the Month" starring Matt Dillon. It's him talking to a prostitute named Whisper, played by Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)

    Uh....isn't that movie starring Dane Cook, Dax Shepard and Jessica Simpson? Or is there two of them?

    Please don't tell me there's two of them.
    There are two of them.

    MikeMan on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    No but seriously.

    How much outrage at everything can a person honestly have?

    In this case he's right, though. Anyone who complains about being persecuted because their register jockey said "holidays" instead of "Christmas" should probably be punched in the mouth.

    ITT: Jacobkosh gets forcibly extradited to Israel to stand trial for antisemitism.

    You've got it backwards, man, read it again. I am anti-anti-semite. And yes, Israel owes me a plane ticket and maybe the services of a couple smokin' hot lady Mossad agents.

    Well either way you need to be roughed up by some Jews.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    AAAAchooooooooo!

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    yes?

    The limo will be by around 8, don't wear the red thong.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    This gmail "text messaging" doesn't work, and I've concluded that it's retarded.

    Nothing happens. I type in a number into the side search bar and... nothing. It just wants to continue assuming that I'm trying to type in an e-mail address, and that I'm retarded.

    It works. Elks pings me on occasion with it.

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