So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.
Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!
"What would you do if you found out he was with another woman?"
"Play with her tits?"
Did this happen to you? Where is this? What is going on?
What the hell... Where am I?
It's from a terrible movie called "Employee of the Month" starring Matt Dillon. It's him talking to a prostitute named Whisper, played by Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.
Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.
That sounds more like a "because" than an "anyway".
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!
That's what I did!
No seriously, that's exactly what I did.
Oh I believe ya. I have a buddy who is totally anti-drug use, but sometimes sells some of his anti-depressant or painkiller-esque pills to make an extra buck.
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.
Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.
Tell him he just committed a DUII
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
How much outrage at everything can a person honestly have?
In this case he's right, though. Anyone who complains about being persecuted because their register jockey said "holidays" instead of "Christmas" should probably be punched in the mouth.
ITT: Jacobkosh gets forcibly extradited to Israel to stand trial for antisemitism.
You've got it backwards, man, read it again. I am anti-anti-semite. And yes, Israel owes me a plane ticket and maybe the services of a couple smokin' hot lady Mossad agents.
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!
That's what I did!
No seriously, that's exactly what I did.
Oh I believe ya. I have a buddy who is totally anti-drug use, but sometimes sells some of his anti-depressant or painkiller-esque pills to make an extra buck.
When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.
So I just had to explain to my step-dad what oxycodone is, and why using left-over painkillers from his surgery for a sore back is not a terribly good idea. I'm not entire sure he was listening.
It's hard to focus when you're all coked out on opiates.
Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.
Wasn't your justification last time you brought up this topic "because I could and continually make bad choices and post on the internet about them because I am such a badass in real life and on the internet"?
I love how often the philosophy thread gets disrupted by having to define terms. :P
whoa, whoa
you're gonna have to define "terms" there, buddy
then we can talk
Terms as in political terms.
And by talk do you mean [chat] or is it an allusion to [dead guy who thought talking was a way to steal essence from the bottom of the sea] and his work on How to Grow Herbs?
When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.
Wasn't your justification last time you brought up this topic "because I could and continually make bad choices and post on the internet about them because I am such a badass in real life and on the internet"?
Look don't let the facts get in the way of an internet bad ass.
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
This gmail "text messaging" doesn't work, and I've concluded that it's retarded.
Nothing happens. I type in a number into the side search bar and... nothing. It just wants to continue assuming that I'm trying to type in an e-mail address, and that I'm retarded.
"What would you do if you found out he was with another woman?"
"Play with her tits?"
Did this happen to you? Where is this? What is going on?
What the hell... Where am I?
It's from a terrible movie called "Employee of the Month" starring Matt Dillon. It's him talking to a prostitute named Whisper, played by Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)
Uh....isn't that movie starring Dane Cook, Dax Shepard and Jessica Simpson? Or is there two of them?
Please don't tell me there's two of them.
@Fuzzy: Uh, I mentioned this in the S&E thread. But I really don't consider selling pills I wasn't even taking to some guy at college a bad idea when I'm in need of money. If you wish to think this is a case of "e-badassery" then go ahead, but I'm just relating my experience to his.
@XKCD: Favorite Comic? "Hey guys, here's some new art" and it's just a stick figure still. Makes me laugh every time.
I love how often the philosophy thread gets disrupted by having to define terms. :P
whoa, whoa
you're gonna have to define "terms" there, buddy
then we can talk
Terms as in political terms.
And by talk do you mean [chat] or is it an allusion to [dead guy who thought talking was a way to steal essence from the bottom of the sea] and his work on How to Grow Herbs?
yes?
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.
Wasn't your justification last time you brought up this topic "because I could and continually make bad choices and post on the internet about them because I am such a badass in real life and on the internet"?
I've had probably at least 15 people ask over 100 times for me to sell them pills.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
"What would you do if you found out he was with another woman?"
"Play with her tits?"
Did this happen to you? Where is this? What is going on?
What the hell... Where am I?
It's from a terrible movie called "Employee of the Month" starring Matt Dillon. It's him talking to a prostitute named Whisper, played by Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office)
Uh....isn't that movie starring Dane Cook, Dax Shepard and Jessica Simpson? Or is there two of them?
Please don't tell me there's two of them.
There are two of them.
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
How much outrage at everything can a person honestly have?
In this case he's right, though. Anyone who complains about being persecuted because their register jockey said "holidays" instead of "Christmas" should probably be punched in the mouth.
ITT: Jacobkosh gets forcibly extradited to Israel to stand trial for antisemitism.
You've got it backwards, man, read it again. I am anti-anti-semite. And yes, Israel owes me a plane ticket and maybe the services of a couple smokin' hot lady Mossad agents.
Well either way you need to be roughed up by some Jews.
This gmail "text messaging" doesn't work, and I've concluded that it's retarded.
Nothing happens. I type in a number into the side search bar and... nothing. It just wants to continue assuming that I'm trying to type in an e-mail address, and that I'm retarded.
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Yeah, selling them illegally would have been a much better idea!
OOOOOOOH I GETS IT
meanwhile brownnoser is brownnosing the teacher with his exceptionally brown nose
pssssh
NNID: Hakkekage
Of course, I think this is what the Death Squads probably thought too.
Yeah, see, he took one anyway and then was off to drive to a school assembly and supervise high-schoolers.
Its ok I'm sure they preferred Wagner
That's what I did!
Huh? Sorry, I wasn't listening...
Replace it with "(I Died) In Your Arms Tonight."
Oh I believe ya. I have a buddy who is totally anti-drug use, but sometimes sells some of his anti-depressant or painkiller-esque pills to make an extra buck.
haha now you have me whistling the forest melody
but my productivity has plummeted
also, nexy, did you get my post that I might be able to meet up with you mike and vari after new years?
you're gonna have to define "terms" there, buddy
then we can talk
Tell him he just committed a DUII
You've got it backwards, man, read it again. I am anti-anti-semite. And yes, Israel owes me a plane ticket and maybe the services of a couple smokin' hot lady Mossad agents.
When you're broke and need money for food, you'll sell the stupid pills you're not even taking no problem.
[Chat] people have the best fathers.
I am: Constipated Incorporated
Wasn't your justification last time you brought up this topic "because I could and continually make bad choices and post on the internet about them because I am such a badass in real life and on the internet"?
Terms as in political terms.
And by talk do you mean [chat] or is it an allusion to [dead guy who thought talking was a way to steal essence from the bottom of the sea] and his work on How to Grow Herbs?
Look don't let the facts get in the way of an internet bad ass.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Nothing happens. I type in a number into the side search bar and... nothing. It just wants to continue assuming that I'm trying to type in an e-mail address, and that I'm retarded.
Every time I look it gets longer, depressing me more and more
Uh....isn't that movie starring Dane Cook, Dax Shepard and Jessica Simpson? Or is there two of them?
Please don't tell me there's two of them.
@Fuzzy: Uh, I mentioned this in the S&E thread. But I really don't consider selling pills I wasn't even taking to some guy at college a bad idea when I'm in need of money. If you wish to think this is a case of "e-badassery" then go ahead, but I'm just relating my experience to his.
@XKCD: Favorite Comic? "Hey guys, here's some new art" and it's just a stick figure still. Makes me laugh every time.
I've had probably at least 15 people ask over 100 times for me to sell them pills.
Never ever done it nope nope.
Then I look at my student loans and weep.
I know, but I don't like arguing with him.
Well either way you need to be roughed up by some Jews.
The limo will be by around 8, don't wear the red thong.
It works. Elks pings me on occasion with it.