Also, I think I got my first boner to a Bettie Page photo. I think I can safely speak for everyone and say I'd fuck the shit out of her when she was in her prime.
That Christina Aguilara video gave me like, instant boner.
Also, I think I got my first boner to a Bettie Page photo. I think I can safely speak for everyone and say I'd fuck the shit out of her when she was in her prime.
That Christina Aguilara video gave me like, instant boner.
Women in the 40s and 50s were hot as hell
This is why I have huge respect for modern women who don't bow at the alter of perfection; yes, work out to be healthy, to be happy, to stay fit, to relieve stress, to participate in marathons for cancer and shit.
Don't obsess about your body because asshole clothing manufacturers and designers can't make an outfit for someone who doesn't look like a fucking stiff wind would snap them in half.
I honestly don't find really skinny girls that attractive, so I don't typically go date those girls.
But that works against me because I'm really fucking skinny (5'8'', 110-115lbs) so if I date a girl with curves, they get a body image complex. If I date a skinny girl, I unfortunately still weigh less than them so they get an even worse complex.
Maybe I should start dating girls without these image issues.
I'm 5'10" and about 160lbs. (give or take) and I can tell you that the extra weight makes a huge difference in your overall health. More mass gives you a little extra room if you get sick and have no appetite.
I can eat like a motherfucker but I just can't put on weight. I know I should try working out but I never really had time in school and now that its almost tax season, my life will pretty much be work for 3-4 months.
Once that ends, my goal is to hit up the gym at least 3-4 times a week. I don't want to get huge, but I want to at least weight enough that cars recognize that I'm in the passenger seat.
I can eat like a motherfucker but I just can't put on weight. I know I should try working out but I never really had time in school and now that its almost tax season, my life will pretty much be work for 3-4 months.
Once that ends, my goal is to hit up the gym at least 3-4 times a week. I don't want to get huge, but I want to at least weight enough that cars recognize that I'm in the passenger seat.
Plus my social life might get better.
The main reason I worked out when I was in the military was stress-relief; just letting the lizard portion of my brain take over and work off all the tension of people yelling at me all day. Let me sleep like a baby too.
I knew she was alive, and it's pretty sad that she's not anymore, she really was a classy lady. My last girlfriend was all about her, and knew all kinds of stuff about her life and what not. That girl was built a lot like her and totally gorgeous.
At least we have her spiritual successor with Dita von Tease.
Also you can go to a rockabilly show throw out a fishing line with a pompadour on it and reel back three girls that look like her, in small, medium, and large.
Also you can go to a rockabilly show throw out a fishing line with a pompadour on it and reel back three girls that look like her, in small, medium, and large.
god bless modern life
You can get three girls trying to look like her. None will ever succeed.
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Also you can go to a rockabilly show throw out a fishing line with a pompadour on it and reel back three girls that look like her, in small, medium, and large.
god bless modern life
You can get three girls trying to look like her. None will ever succeed.
You know what my lamp has bro? My lamp has an off switch.
was yours fucked up? Mine turned out to be fucked up.
She was 6'0" with huge tits and long perfect legs. She went a little crazy when we broke up, but so did I, honestly, and we've since patched things up. I can see us getting back together in the future and we're both such tumultuous personalities that I can see us being one of those couples that are on-again/off-again until the day we die. Honestly, I hope it ends up like that and I wouldn't have it any other way.
She was 6'0" with huge tits and long perfect legs. She went a little crazy when we broke up, but so did I, honestly, and we've since patched things up. I can see us getting back together in the future and we're both such tumultuous personalities that I can see us being one of those couples that are on-again/off-again until the day we die. Honestly, I hope it ends up like that and I wouldn't have it any other way.
was yours fucked up? Mine turned out to be fucked up.
She was 6'0" with huge tits and long perfect legs. She went a little crazy when we broke up, but so did I, honestly, and we've since patched things up. I can see us getting back together in the future and we're both such tumultuous personalities that I can see us being one of those couples that are on-again/off-again until the day we die. Honestly, I hope it ends up like that and I wouldn't have it any other way.
was yours fucked up? Mine turned out to be fucked up.
She was 6'0" with huge tits and long perfect legs. She went a little crazy when we broke up, but so did I, honestly, and we've since patched things up. I can see us getting back together in the future and we're both such tumultuous personalities that I can see us being one of those couples that are on-again/off-again until the day we die. Honestly, I hope it ends up like that and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I am so sorry.
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It's like that episode of The Simpsons, where Homer gets wicked fat so he can work from home, and sets up the little birdie thing to hit a button for him.
Only instead of nuclear reactor stuff, yours is just a "lock thread" button.
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That Christina Aguilara video gave me like, instant boner.
Women in the 40s and 50s were hot as hell
Coran Attack!
This is why I have huge respect for modern women who don't bow at the alter of perfection; yes, work out to be healthy, to be happy, to stay fit, to relieve stress, to participate in marathons for cancer and shit.
Don't obsess about your body because asshole clothing manufacturers and designers can't make an outfit for someone who doesn't look like a fucking stiff wind would snap them in half.
A woman with some curves.
I honestly don't find really skinny girls that attractive, so I don't typically go date those girls.
But that works against me because I'm really fucking skinny (5'8'', 110-115lbs) so if I date a girl with curves, they get a body image complex. If I date a skinny girl, I unfortunately still weigh less than them so they get an even worse complex.
Maybe I should start dating girls without these image issues.
Or I could actually put on some weight
Coran Attack!
She was pretty large
Coran Attack!
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I'm 5'10" and about 160lbs. (give or take) and I can tell you that the extra weight makes a huge difference in your overall health. More mass gives you a little extra room if you get sick and have no appetite.
Once that ends, my goal is to hit up the gym at least 3-4 times a week. I don't want to get huge, but I want to at least weight enough that cars recognize that I'm in the passenger seat.
Plus my social life might get better.
Coran Attack!
...that's no moon
Coran Attack!
The main reason I worked out when I was in the military was stress-relief; just letting the lizard portion of my brain take over and work off all the tension of people yelling at me all day. Let me sleep like a baby too.
Except for the stretch marks.
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I dated one of those
was yours fucked up? Mine turned out to be fucked up.
I host a podcast about movies.
but dude it was her time
it was just her time.
I host a podcast about movies.
At least we have her spiritual successor with Dita von Tease.
Also you can go to a rockabilly show throw out a fishing line with a pompadour on it and reel back three girls that look like her, in small, medium, and large.
god bless modern life
I host a podcast about movies.
You know what my lamp has bro? My lamp has an off switch.
And all three of them feel like her.
I host a podcast about movies.
I thought that reset the clock or something. I mean, what's the use otherwise?
She was 6'0" with huge tits and long perfect legs. She went a little crazy when we broke up, but so did I, honestly, and we've since patched things up. I can see us getting back together in the future and we're both such tumultuous personalities that I can see us being one of those couples that are on-again/off-again until the day we die. Honestly, I hope it ends up like that and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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I am so sorry.
i need to get out of the house
Only instead of nuclear reactor stuff, yours is just a "lock thread" button.
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I reported one, didn't I?
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no, that one was actually good and you were just being pissy
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