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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    There's an Ong Bak 2?

    Yes. Here is the wiki
    holy shit it came out a few days ago! (dec 8!)

    http://www.ongbak2themovie.com/index/

    there was a red band trailer linked last page


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6rKVVL1KEI&eurl=http://www.screenjunkies.com/movievideo/ong-bak-2-international-red-band-trailer
    Its an old thing he apparently did on some talk show or something.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kung Fu Mahjong is also really great and stars the same old couple from Kung Fu Hustle.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    iStevo wrote: »
    I really liked Fearless and nobody has mentioned it yet.

    Did anyone else like Fearless?

    fearless was pretty rad

    STEAM
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Kung Fu Mahjong is also really great and stars the same old couple from Kung Fu Hustle.

    there is a kung fu mahjong

    oh man

    STEAM
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  • ubernekouberneko Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Shit, I have only seen Hard Boiled. Is "A Better Tomorrow" good, too? I heard the sequel was horrible but had one really bad ass shoot out.

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    There's an Ong Bak 2?

    Yes. Here is the wiki
    holy shit it came out a few days ago! (dec 8!)

    http://www.ongbak2themovie.com/index/

    there was a red band trailer linked last page

    Well, this is wonderful news!

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    uberneko wrote: »
    Shit, I have only seen Hard Boiled. Is "A Better Tomorrow" good, too? I heard the sequel was horrible but had one really bad ass shoot out.

    John Woo movies, and most Asian movies in general, really heap melodrama on. It can be really really corny sometimes. Hard Boiled has the least amount of melodrama, and was the last film Woo made in Hong Kong. So far, it is the apogee, the pinnacle, etc of his career. His movies in America have been pretty bad, even the better ones like Face-Off really lack something.

    A Better Tomorrow and ABT2 are definitley worth owning if you love Hard Boiled. There is a lot of melodrama, but some utterly amazing badass stuff and awesome fight scenes.

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  • ubernekouberneko Registered User
    edited December 2008
    uberneko wrote: »
    Shit, I have only seen Hard Boiled. Is "A Better Tomorrow" good, too? I heard the sequel was horrible but had one really bad ass shoot out.

    John Woo movies, and most Asian movies in general, really heap melodrama on. It can be really really corny sometimes. Hard Boiled has the least amount of melodrama, and was the last film Woo made in Hong Kong. So far, it is the apogee, the pinnacle, etc of his career. His movies in America have been pretty bad, even the better ones like Face-Off really lack something.

    A Better Tomorrow and ABT2 are definitley worth owning if you love Hard Boiled. There is a lot of melodrama, but some utterly amazing badass stuff and awesome fight scenes.

    Face/Off was good for what it is, but I agree, it is really lame compared to Hard Boiled, probably because I saw Hard Boiled before I had even heard of Face/Off. I really need to see The Killer and ABT1&2.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i love this thread and basically anything by jackie chan, chow yun fat, tony jaa, and jet li. even their american stuff like replacement killers and rush hour and kiss of the dragon and unleashed. though war was pretty dumb. and now i'm rambling.

    but yeah, has anyone seen the dead or alive trilogy by takeshi miike? because hot damn those are pretty awesome as well as being ridiculously stupid
    if im remembering the right movie, the first dead or alive movie had the most ridiculous ending ive ever seen of anything ever

    check out the sequels too. they manage to top the ending to the original

    EDIT haha oh man, its on youtube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_cjQLiplI

    what the hell did I just watch

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    pointing out that the protector still contains the best scene in the history of cinema

    Might have to be a bit more specific. Because while the staircase fight was awesome, when I think of Protector I think of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi399mFwsB8

    and how a friend and I were stupid enough to take a drink every time we heard a bone crunching noise.

    If anyone else can think of a scene so awesome it got them nice and buzzed I'd like to hear it

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User
    edited December 2008
    that was totally the best scene in Protector. Ha, I loved how they edited out like 20 minutes of story for the English version. If I remember correctly, didn't they remove the parts explaining why the boy does the shooting?


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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Farangu wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    pointing out that the protector still contains the best scene in the history of cinema

    Might have to be a bit more specific. Because while the staircase fight was awesome, when I think of Protector I think of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi399mFwsB8

    and how a friend and I were stupid enough to take a drink every time we heard a bone crunching noise.

    If anyone else can think of a scene so awesome it got them nice and buzzed I'd like to hear it

    the elephant getting thrown is the best part

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh god the bone-breaking is really hard to watch if you have ever broken a bone before.

    I wonder what kind of release Ong-Bak 2 will get. I hope they don't edit the shit out of it and turn it into a b-movie mess like they did with his other films.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Protector is the best film

    that staircase fight gives me wood every fucking time

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    The Protector is the best film

    that staircase fight gives me wood every fucking time

    Here here.

    Long takes are maybe my favorite thing in fight scenes, and they are so rarely used now-a-days.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MY NAME IS YU-LAW

    I AM NOBODY'S BITCH!

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That is such a wonderfully awful movie.

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Farangu wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    pointing out that the protector still contains the best scene in the history of cinema

    Might have to be a bit more specific. Because while the staircase fight was awesome, when I think of Protector I think of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi399mFwsB8

    and how a friend and I were stupid enough to take a drink every time we heard a bone crunching noise.

    If anyone else can think of a scene so awesome it got them nice and buzzed I'd like to hear it

    the elephant getting thrown is the best part

    my god

    How could I forget about the pachyderm tossing

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Once Upon a Time in Chinaaaaaa

    This is some good shit

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Farangu wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    pointing out that the protector still contains the best scene in the history of cinema

    Might have to be a bit more specific. Because while the staircase fight was awesome, when I think of Protector I think of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi399mFwsB8

    and how a friend and I were stupid enough to take a drink every time we heard a bone crunching noise.

    If anyone else can think of a scene so awesome it got them nice and buzzed I'd like to hear it

    the elephant getting thrown is the best part

    http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/RPotU/Animations/OngBakElephant.gif

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    holy shit

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    holy shit

    have you never seen the protector?


    as I said, single greatest scene ever

    STEAM
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Everybody should see The Protector at least once. It only takes about five minutes for the non-stop badass action to show up.

    Fuckers shouldn't have stolen his elephants

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Where's my ELEPHANTS!?

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait
    Why woud Superman have gun?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I know this isn't a martial arts film, but while we're on the subject of asian films, I just saw 2046 and it was soo good

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    goatmon, the one sucked and slit your throat

    but yes, hard boiled to this day is my favorite retarded action movie

    i swear to god

    it takes a special brand of mad man to think of a gun battle in a nursery

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i liked shaloin soccer a little bit more than kung fu hustle. mostly because the soccer scenes were so damn ridiculous
    You are so wrong.

    So very wrong.

    Hustle is funnier and it's got better fights.

  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    MY NAME IS YU-LAW

    I AM NOBODY'S BITCH!

    This. This right here.

    Spoiler:
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The One is probably going to be worse than the live-action DBZ thats coming out soon.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fuck you nerds, you don't know a good movie when you see one.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    The One is probably going to be worse than the live-action DBZ thats coming out soon.

    I really, really doubt that.

    I mean, don't get me wrong, The One is a terrible, god-awful movie, but I just don't think anything will be able to top the Dragon Ball movie.

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Uh no because Dragon Ball Evolution is gonna be fantastic

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Any film with the word evolution in it is automatically good.

    Spoiler:
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    august wrote: »
    Any film with the word evolution in it is automatically good.

    And the fact that it's a dragon ball movie is gonna make it double good

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've got some old 1980's lookin' live action dragon ball movie on vhs. It is hilarious.

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  • -SPI--SPI- Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The unofficial chinese movie or something else?

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have no idea. All I know is that it is hilarious.

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