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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Brave Man Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life

PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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Forum: Social Entropy++
Post: Brave Man Pulls Rocky/Cliffhanger/Forrest Gump In Real Life To Win Back Fiance' SRSLY
Posted by: Volucrisus Aedrius


Original Content:
Here's my idea for a video better than this dude's.

I go out into a field with a scythe, bundling and slicing hay, baling it myself and heaving it into a large wagon, that I then drag along by a leather strap I grasp in my teeth.

Then I walk to the Goddamned ocean and construct a raft out of trees that I hack down with my hatchet, lashed together with twine I create by twisting together bark and human hair.

I carve the name "Seaward" on the side of my raft and push her out to sea.

And then I look at the camera and say "my dearest Loren, my loveliest angel, I hath named this raft in your honor, because you were the biggest C-Word I ever met in my entire life."

And then I dive into the water just as the raft explodes violently behind me, and I gun down a bunch of North Korean para-terrorists.

The end of the video is me shaking Bill Clinton's hand, showing him a picture of my ex, and having Slick Willy himself say "ah yeah, naw, son she ain't worth the trouble."

And then he busts out the Sax and he plays the solo from Baker's Street over the credits.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'd watch the shit out of that movie.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I believe this post may require the original youtube video for context:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y

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  • kedinikkedinik closing the b files Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My absolute favorite part is when he picks up a rock. I was so sure he would start banging rocks together and discover fire.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    kedinik wrote: »
    My absolute favorite part is when he picks up a rock. I was so sure he would start banging rocks together and discover fire.

    I am spluttering with laughter at this post.

    I literally spluttered.

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seaward/C-Word is the best pun/word joke in the entirety of Arrested Development


    so that joke isn't that original I guess but good job

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Seaward/C-Word is the best pun/word joke in the entirety of Arrested Development


    so that joke isn't that original I guess but good job
    How the fuck did I watch all three seasons and miss this? Man I am thick.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That video is pretty good.

    But god damn is it creepy.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hang on

    that video wasn't a piss take

    good grief

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  • KhaczorKhaczor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Can someone explain to me point of video? Is the guy's girlfriend dead of cancer or he trying to win back the girl by getting up and falling down on grass?

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    JAEF wrote: »
    Seaward/C-Word is the best pun/word joke in the entirety of Arrested Development


    so that joke isn't that original I guess but good job
    How the fuck did I watch all three seasons and miss this? Man I am thick.

    Yeah. The boat that GOB buys (they play rock paper scissors over it) is called the Seaward. Michael says "Get rid of the Seaward." and Lucille pipes in "I'll leave when I'm good and ready."


    Later, the Seaward is destroyed with Kitty on it.


    When the family gets a new boat later on in the series, it is christened "The C-Word"

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