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Lockout

yeah like the next thing we need is teenage girls obsessed with something that makes them think they're deep

it would be even worse than hearing about how awesome edward is

Darth Waiter

Peter Ebel wrote: »

Darth Waiter wrote: »

Peter Ebel wrote: »

I can only hope she chooses Elves as her next thematic back drop.

A Twilight Silmarillion? o_O

The Sad Times Shadow Elves - drawn only to the most forbidden of loves, they have the looks of a coffee shop hipsters and the martial prowess of a UFC welter weight champ with a pcp dependency.

I think R.A. Salvatore has this one already.

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Lockout wrote: »

yeah like the next thing we need is teenage girls obsessed with something that makes them think they're deep

it would be even worse than hearing about how awesome edward is

I've watched this movie a couple times this week because it's free on demand from FearNet

I still don't really get what's so "deep" about it but the scene where he calls Swayze "the fucking antichrist" is awesome

lostwords

if drizzt do'urden and elric melnibone got in a fight, who would win?

Orikaeshigitae

it's a movie that has a plot slightly more complex than fight club, so teens everywhere heralded it as a triumph of modern cinema.

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lostwords wrote: »

if drizzt do'urden and elric melnibone got in a fight, who would win?

The person who didn't read about it.

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Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

it's a movie that has a plot slightly more complex than fight club, so teens everywhere heralded it as a triumph of modern cinema.

Man

It really ain't all that deep

Time travel, predestination, OK cool but really it's about Donnie thinking he's going nuts and seeing the water tentacle things and also yelling at dumb people

Orikaeshigitae

it's about jake gyllenhall talking about pop culture, acting out like a dick, and having an awkward, unsympathetic teen romance.

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Yeah but I gotta be honest

The scenes where he acts out?

I'd be hard-pressed to swallow the shit they were feeding him

Specifically thinking of the "Life Line" classroom scene and when he yells at Swayze

Orikaeshigitae

no you wouldn't

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No I'm pretty sure if someone tried to feed me that Life Line bullshit I'd be like hey you know this is dumb and also bullshit

Orikaeshigitae

i'm pretty sure you'd stay quiet and then post here about how you headbutted the teacher and flew out a window to save metropolis