Dumb Emails From Parents

Goatmon

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Uhoh, furry fight

Do we have to?

I just hate Cynic, I don't feel like arguing with him about it.

Fiz

NotACrook wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

how often do you hit me up?

It's at least once a month, right?

Yeah, but I don't really want them of you any more so you don't have to worry

And I've asked Rane a bunch lately because he said he would take them but he never does and he even has that one photo enhancer thing that he bought recently

BusterK

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

Want to take that chance with me?


:winky:

Spoiler:

I already know the answer.

oh god what do I do

do I shake a can of pennies at it

shit

Just spray him with a water bottle

Raneados

aren't a lot of furries gay?

I remember hearing about that

Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

Sara Lynn

NotACrook wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

haha oh you <3

Lucky Cynic

Raneados wrote: »

you have to entice them

I have plenty of nudes and sexy lady rane pics floating around

it's the bait that traps them

Maaan, you never share rane.

How am I supposed to be a flirt if you don't share so we can have a little back and fourth going on?

Ranx

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

Want to take that chance with me?


:winky:

Spoiler:

I already know the answer.

oh god what do I do

do I shake a can of pennies at it

shit

Just play dead. Most will get bored and promptly find something else to yiff.

naw that would be a bad idea on the off chance that you're into necrophilia as well

Killjoy

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

Want to take that chance with me?


:winky:

Spoiler:

I already know the answer.

oh god what do I do

do I shake a can of pennies at it

shit

Just play dead. Most will get bored and promptly find something else to yiff.

Oh Jesus it's doing its thing.

Projeck

my parents dont email me

Clint Eastwood

Wallhitter wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

Wallhitter wrote: »

No one asks me for nude pix. D:

show me your tits

( . X . )

now i'm gonna sell this picture to some dumb fifth graders!

ha ha ha ha!

Lucky Cynic

Raneados wrote: »

aren't a lot of furries gay?

I remember hearing about that

Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

Only for you! <3

Dislexic

Raneados wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

Sometimes I send Lucky Cynic emails asking him to take naked pictures for me because he's actually a pretty handsome guy

I was so surprised

weren't you surprised

I was surprised

YES RANEADOS!

"They've got guns! Jesus where's my gun!?!"

Raneados

Fiz wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

how often do you hit me up?

It's at least once a month, right?

Yeah, but I don't really want them of you any more so you don't have to worry

And I've asked Rane a bunch lately because he said he would take them but he never does and he even has that one photo enhancer thing that he bought recently

mwah mwah mwah mwah

Wallhitter

Cloudman wrote: »

Wallhitter wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

Wallhitter wrote: »

No one asks me for nude pix. D:

show me your tits

( . X . )

now i'm gonna sell this picture to some dumb fifth graders!

ha ha ha ha!

Call my lawyers first.

Dislexic

Sara Lynn wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

haha oh you <3

whoa whoa whoa, why are there naked pictures of female forumers that I have yet to see?

Lucky Cynic

Ranx wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

Want to take that chance with me?


:winky:

Spoiler:

I already know the answer.

oh god what do I do

do I shake a can of pennies at it

shit

Just play dead. Most will get bored and promptly find something else to yiff.

naw that would be a bad idea on the off chance that you're into necrophilia as well

Then yeah, stick to the spray water bottle thing.

laughingfuzzball

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Goatmon wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

Cynic is one of those few people around here who's actually worse at being funny than I am.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Good one dude.


I remember when you were going to show everyone your fursona.


"Hey you guys wanna see it?"


"No."


"Are you sure, Im about to post it."


"No."



"Okay here is some avian art. That's me."

Hey Cynic.

Do you remember when you were terrible all the time?

Fiz

Raneados wrote: »

aren't a lot of furries gay?

I remember hearing about that

Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

I wouldn't say RAGING

Blazing, maybe

Sara Lynn

Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

Lucky Cynic

Fiz wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

aren't a lot of furries gay?

I remember hearing about that

Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

I wouldn't say RAGING

Blazing, maybe

pfft.


Rane I am a subtle bi.

Spoiler:

The kind you like, right? 8-)

laughingfuzzball

Raneados wrote: »

aren't a lot of furries gay?

I remember hearing about that

Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

Once you've convinced yourself you're a different species, gender becomes irrelevant.

Fiz

Subtle like a guy in a fox suit trying to dry hump you

McCly

Fursona

Lucky Cynic

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

I'm not creepy. =(


Of course nobody would believe me but I am like a panda when it comes to creepy sexual stuff.

NotASenator

Fiz wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

how often do you hit me up?

It's at least once a month, right?

Yeah, but I don't really want them of you any more so you don't have to worry

And I've asked Rane a bunch lately because he said he would take them but he never does and he even has that one photo enhancer thing that he bought recently

I have fallen from your favor?

I thought we were tight.

Daric

Fiz wrote: »

I always ask for it when somebody I know dies. The whole life is short thing messes with my head and makes me do things that common decency says you shouldn't

And at least you're good looking. I've asked people who aren't.

douche

Sara Lynn

EXACTLY

SHIT, MAN

Fiz

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

I'm not creepy. =(


Of course nobody would believe me but I am like a panda when it comes to creepy sexual stuff.

...What?

Moriveth

No one ever wants photos of my awesome dick.

Clint Eastwood

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

I'm not creepy. =(


Of course nobody would believe me but I am like a panda when it comes to creepy sexual stuff.

bahahaha

Fiz

Daric wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

I always ask for it when somebody I know dies. The whole life is short thing messes with my head and makes me do things that common decency says you shouldn't

And at least you're good looking. I've asked people who aren't.

douche

Not everything is about you, Daric. Sometimes it is about Ascot

L|ama

Fiz wrote: »

Subtle like a guy in a fox suit trying to dry hump you

a simile for all situations

Goatmon

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

aren't a lot of furries gay?

I remember hearing about that

Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

Once you've convinced yourself you're a different species, gender becomes irrelevant.

The happiest day of my life was when I discovered I am, in fact, a pheonix descended from a long line of mystic firebirds.

I learned of my clan through a Yahoo group who taught me the ways of my ancient feathery people.

I gotta head out now; We're having a meeting at Eric's house, and Bob Flametongue is bringing a cheesecake.

ThatDudeOverThere

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

Goatmon wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

Cynic is one of those few people around here who's actually worse at being funny than I am.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Good one dude.


I remember when you were going to show everyone your fursona.


"Hey you guys wanna see it?"


"No."


"Are you sure, Im about to post it."


"No."



"Okay here is some avian art. That's me."

Sara Lynn

can this thread please go back to being about old people trying to use computers

NotASenator

Sara Lynn wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

haha oh you <3

<3

You're not online for me to beg you for nudes like normally.

Poorochondriac

More people have seen me naked than I've seen naked

How is that fair

Sara Lynn

NotACrook wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

NotACrook wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

haha oh you <3

<3

You're not online for me to beg you for nudes like normally.

I know I signed off aim cause I was planning on going to bed

obviously not going how I wanted

L|ama

Family tech support is the worst

Fiz

Sara Lynn wrote: »

can this thread please go back to being about old people trying to use computers

Well I tried to bring up the horror that would be a parent or other elder person in your life sending you porn through an email link but it got ignored so the thread is going to take the next exit and loop back around to it

That's the mature way of handling being ignored

Lucky Cynic

Thankyou Teedot.


Teedot, you are really rad sometimes. :^:


And by sometimes I mean fairly often.


"Regularly" rad, if you will.