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Dumb Emails From Parents

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    God. Parents.

    Not getting anyone presents this year, so I think I'll come out to my mom instead. That'll be a surprise.

    Everyone else has figured it out on their own already. :|

    Synthetic Orange on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don't think I have seen goatmon's picture

    let's have a handsome off between them
    looks are the only thing that matters

    I would probably lose, as I am not very handsome.

    I do, however, have a pretty manly beard if I don't shave for a while.

    I'd say cynic's advantage is almost negated by his godawful taste in clothing

    but what do I know

    Is it really much worse than mine?

    Cause I pretty much wear nothing but gaudy t-shirts and button-ups.

    Goatmon on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don't think I have seen goatmon's picture

    let's have a handsome off between them
    looks are the only thing that matters

    I would probably lose, as I am not very handsome.

    I do, however, have a pretty manly beard if I don't shave for a while.

    I'd say cynic's advantage is almost negated by his godawful taste in clothing

    but what do I know

    Okay, but will the negative Charisma score inferred from my clothing matter when I am not wearing any?



    8-)

    Lucky Cynic on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    God. Parents.

    Not getting anyone presents this year, so I think I'll come out to my mom instead. That'll be a surprise.

    Everyone else has figured it out on their own already. :|

    do it in charades

    Projeck on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Synthetic Orange wrote: »
    God. Parents.

    Not getting anyone presents this year, so I think I'll come out to my mom instead. That'll be a surprise.

    Everyone else has figured it out on their own already. :|

    Do it during a game of charades

    Poorochondriac on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The biggest disappointment in this thread is that LC still won't show me some skin

    I'm so nice to him, you guys

    Fiz on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    WHAT THE HELL PROJECK

    Poorochondriac on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    WHAT THE HELL PROJECK

    ahahaha oh my god

    Projeck on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Damn it you two. Don't bottom page my attempts to woo Lucky Cynic

    Fiz on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    how does that even happen

    Projeck on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Damn it you two. Don't bottom page my attempts to woo Lucky Cynic

    You don't need me. You have had so many before you.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    how does that even happen

    It wasn't even like a well-worn joke path

    Poorochondriac on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    how does that even happen

    It wasn't even like a well-worn joke path

    this is surreal

    Projeck on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Surreal you can taste it

    Poorochondriac on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't think I'm enjoying the forums as much as I used to.

    Either that or there have been a bunch of shitty threads/posts going on lately.

    Brolo on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Damn it you two. Don't bottom page my attempts to woo Lucky Cynic

    You don't need me. You have had so many before you.

    There's only one I really NEED and it isn't you

    But I WANT you and that should be enough. Take it from me, the guy who put a stop to Ryan Seacrest

    Fiz on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Surreal you can taste it

    hehe

    Projeck on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sorry fizzy, I have particular tastes. =(

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    I don't think I'm enjoying the forums as much as I used to.

    Either that or there have been a bunch of shitty threads/posts going on lately.

    You can blame it on gay and furry acceptance.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pooro and Project share one mind.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

    Swordfights? Didn't he send it to a bunch of guys?

    w-what

    isn't that uh

    child pornography

    Little bit.

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

    Swordfights? Didn't he send it to a bunch of guys?

    w-what

    isn't that uh

    child pornography

    Little bit.

    oh you

    Projeck on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I can't help being ugly

    I mean I probably could. But I won't because I love how jalapenos taste

    Fiz on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don't think I have seen goatmon's picture

    let's have a handsome off between them
    looks are the only thing that matters

    I would probably lose, as I am not very handsome.

    I do, however, have a pretty manly beard if I don't shave for a while.

    I'd say cynic's advantage is almost negated by his godawful taste in clothing

    but what do I know

    Okay, but will the negative Charisma score inferred from my clothing matter when I am not wearing any?



    8-)

    yeah

    just thinking about affliction makes me angry as hell

    I mostly wear those shirts to spite emo kids who covet such items


    "Whoah man, I liek that shirt..."

    "This piece of shit? I haven't like, washed it since I got it."

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Besides, if I constantly wear nice clothes, what is the motivation to take them off?

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    I don't think I'm enjoying the forums as much as I used to.

    Either that or there have been a bunch of shitty threads/posts going on lately.

    You can blame it on gay and furry acceptance.

    whoa now

    that's some heated speech there

    what have gay people done to deserve being lumped together with furries?

    Oops, that came out wrong. I meant gay furries.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Like me. :3

    Lucky Cynic on
  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cynic, sometimes I have to wonder if you're even furry. You're like a parody of yourself.

    Riale on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    no one caaaaaaresss

    Projeck on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Whatever. We already had one gay furry and his name was Talon. And he could do tricks

    The only trick that matters to a guy

    Fiz on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Whatever. We already had one gay furry and his name was Talon. And he could do tricks

    The only trick that matters to a guy

    Disappearing in the morning?

    Poorochondriac on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I usually do parody myself. To beat people to it.


    In a manner of speaking, I try to keep several steps ahead of people.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I do tricks. :(

    Lucky Cynic on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Whatever. We already had one gay furry and his name was Talon. And he could do tricks

    The only trick that matters to a guy

    Disappearing in the morning?

    He

    He could reach

    Fiz on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    when it comes to making fun of myself

    i like to do so more so than everyone else

    that way i will extra fit in

    Kovak on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Besides, if I constantly wear nice clothes, what is the motivation to take them off?

    I don't even give a shit about fashion

    I just see one of those stupid t-shirts and godfuckinafllictioneeerghgonnatearmyeyesout

    Yeah I'll admit, they are pretty out there.


    "Okay, lets now take like some skulls. and then like, having them spitting out fire! and with like, chains! Awesome! Now lets put ozzy Osourne's name on it, and sell it for $80!"

    Lucky Cynic on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Whatever. We already had one gay furry and his name was Talon. And he could do tricks

    The only trick that matters to a guy

    Disappearing in the morning?

    He

    He could reach

    Ohhhhhh

    Poorochondriac on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    when it comes to making fun of myself

    i like to do so more so than everyone else

    that way i will extra fit in

    I am self-deprecating all the time in person

    And people assume I'm joking

    But I pretty much always mean it

    Poorochondriac on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i posted the same thing as someone a little bit ago

    i think people are reading my mind

    stealing my thoughts

    Projeck on
  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    i posted the same thing as someone a little bit ago

    i think people are reading my mind

    stealing my thoughts

    Isn't that arrogant.

    Do you really think you're so much better than all of us?

    Cause you are.

    Riale on
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