Don't get me wrong. I love sexy parts and doing the sexy. But boy the first folks to decide to do it sure were brave.
No they were practically animals who were forced into it by a primordial God who had just hit puberty and was really jonesing.
Oh yeah. I forgot. Then he fired one of them for doing it wrong, some directors sure are hard to please.
"Listen, you're really killing the drama of the climax by making that stupid face. If you can't do this without breaking character we're just going to have to find someone else."
Every vagina i've ever seen looks exactly like what Fuzzy posted.
Try looking at one without beer goggles on
Well, to be fair, not all vaginas are equal. :P Some are....better looking than others, but I've never seen one that even remotely resembles that picture.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
Looking at the "Who got banned" thread, seems I missed some fun and excitement while I tried to make my headache go away.
Also there are a some RPG sub-genres that I don't think we'll see on consoles anytime soon. I mean, compare Baldur's Gate II to BG: Dark Alliance.
Compare BGII to anything that isn't BGII, or Planescape. RPGs like that are great, but that argument would be a lot more persuasive if games like that were still being made on the PC.
what about Witcher? I haven't played it but I've heard good things and don't believe it's out on consoles
Don't get me wrong. I love sexy parts and doing the sexy. But boy the first folks to decide to do it sure were brave.
No they were practically animals who were forced into it by a primordial God who had just hit puberty and was really jonesing.
Oh yeah. I forgot. Then he fired one of them for doing it wrong, some directors sure are hard to please.
"Listen, you're really killing the drama of the climax by making that stupid face. If you can't do this without breaking character we're just going to have to find someone else."
I wonder if there's a website dedicated to sex in the missionary position. Like they go to a nice dinner and talk about life. Have a good time maybe a glass of wine and then head back home for five minutes of sex in the missionary position followed by a movie and cuddling.
I briefly dated a girl who worked at a women's reproductive health clinic.
The logo of this clinic was a silhouette of the female reproductive system, and our first date was right after her work, so she was wearing a sweater with it on at the time.
So I said "Is that a uterus on your shirt or are you just happy to see me?"
She laughed and said, "Good eye! Most people ask me if it's a cow's skull."
"Well, I guess there was a reason Georgia O'Keefe started painting cow's skulls after she got bored with flowers."
It was good times.
Epilogue: I got laid.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Also there are a some RPG sub-genres that I don't think we'll see on consoles anytime soon. I mean, compare Baldur's Gate II to BG: Dark Alliance.
Compare BGII to anything that isn't BGII, or Planescape. RPGs like that are great, but that argument would be a lot more persuasive if games like that were still being made on the PC.
what about Witcher? I haven't played it but I've heard good things and don't believe it's out on consoles
It's coming out for the 360. Judging from what little I've played, it might actually be better suited for a gamepad.
Yeah, I've even had sex with one. I'm just being silly. :P
Biology in general fascinates and freaks me out. We are totally gross fleshy machines but it's so amazing that all our parts work in unison to sustain our life and propagate the next life.
I briefly dated a girl who worked at a women's reproductive health clinic.
The logo of this clinic was a silhouette of the female reproductive system, and our first date was right after her work, so she was wearing a sweater with it on at the time.
So I said "Is that a uterus on your shirt or are you just happy to see me?"
She laughed and said, "Good eye! Most people ask me if it's a cow's skull."
"Well, I guess there was a reason Georgia O'Keefe started painting cow's skulls after she got bored with flowers."
Yeah, I've even had sex with one. I'm just being silly. :P
Biology in general fascinates and freaks me out. We are totally gross fleshy machines but it's so amazing that all our parts work in unison to sustain our life and propagate the next life.
Yeah... it's almost like we were designed... intelligently...
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
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Pretty much. I don't know what the fuss is about.
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
But I'm potentially going to be south of Orlando starting next week. My dad wants me to drive some stuff down to him.
um... no.
Every vagina i've ever seen looks exactly like what Fuzzy posted.
He'd run right into hell and back.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
See, now THAT is gross.
Try looking at one without beer goggles on
I'm like "why is he posting a sandwich?"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Not sure how to go about that.
I'd imagine i'd either turn it sideways and eat it or be repulsed.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Well, to be fair, not all vaginas are equal. :P Some are....better looking than others, but I've never seen one that even remotely resembles that picture.
what about Witcher? I haven't played it but I've heard good things and don't believe it's out on consoles
And I would walk 500 more
Oh well time to throw another WoW convention and blow it up, eventually I'll get what I want.
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But vaginas look nothing like that and also are enticing and alluring.
So what I'm saying Fuzzy is you're gay because of some dentata fear and DUE needs to stop fucking penny-a-boob whores.
I wonder if there's a website dedicated to sex in the missionary position. Like they go to a nice dinner and talk about life. Have a good time maybe a glass of wine and then head back home for five minutes of sex in the missionary position followed by a movie and cuddling.
The logo of this clinic was a silhouette of the female reproductive system, and our first date was right after her work, so she was wearing a sweater with it on at the time.
So I said "Is that a uterus on your shirt or are you just happy to see me?"
She laughed and said, "Good eye! Most people ask me if it's a cow's skull."
"Well, I guess there was a reason Georgia O'Keefe started painting cow's skulls after she got bored with flowers."
It was good times.
Epilogue: I got laid.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
...
But he won't do [chat].
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Biology in general fascinates and freaks me out. We are totally gross fleshy machines but it's so amazing that all our parts work in unison to sustain our life and propagate the next life.
Good story, happy end.
Edit: Would read again!
You are so wrong you made the forum get database errors.
Yeah... it's almost like we were designed... intelligently...
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Oh, yeah. Damn.
Irene's about to demonstrate a counterpoint.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.