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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    wait who lives in maryland? and how can i go about stalking them?

    I live in MD

    stalking me would probably be boring though. Work. Home. Repeat.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    that's naturally occurring nas, that doesn't count

    Sure, at the moment.

    Just wait until we harness the Wolf-Rayet Star WR-104 and point it at our enemies.

    Ok, what was that picture of? It looked like a rainbow blackhole

    A gamma ray burst formed by a collapsing star. WR-104 is really the closest one that might destroy our solar system.

    wait what?

    Ok i just looked that up and that is completely horrifying. Welp i hope this is one of those "it'll happen in a bazillion years" thing

    Ok, i just read an article that basically said it could happen tonight, or ten thousand years from now, or maybe never! I'm going to go into hysterics now because we are all going to blow up from this wolf star.

    Oh great now it says it will spray us with cosmic rays. Now I don't know whether to be excited or horrified, because human torch!

    I would definitely NOT suggest this book for you:

    DEATH FROM THE SKIES


    As it happens, the Universe has thousands and thousands of ways to destroy us, and in pretty much every case, by the time we even know that it's happening, it will be too late.

    Damnit, at 16.25, I can't not buy it. Just thinking about an explosion that reaches 5000 light years is insane.

    It also supports Phil Plait, Bad Astronomer and president of the JREF. He's one of my favorite people.

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    o hai

    stop giving quoth panic attacks

    kthxbye

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bacon, with an awesome weight of 1, is the most common form of awesome in the universe.

    If we take two sets of bacon, and fire them at each other at incredibly high speed, scientists theorise we may see entirely new forms of bacon.


    or possibly Pigs in Blankets.

    we all know that all matter in the universe is made up of bacon salt with different charges. But how the bacon salt comes into being, that we don't know.

    That is what the Pretty Outrageous Radical Collider will be used to discover.

    I like where this is going.



    Our Porcologists work tirelessley.

    It's understandable that some people are uneasy about the possibilities, especially once this hidden object was dubbed "The God Porcicle".

    Religious controversy seemed obvious, but for some reason, Islam really got up in arms about PORC.

    TINY




    CHEESES.

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    MKR wrote: »

    Man, it's amazing how far we've strayed from the original subject of this thread. :)

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    o hai

    stop giving quoth panic attacks

    kthxbye

    Don't worry about it.

    The current very unusual solar minimum, the time of reduced activity on the surface of the Sun, indicates that we might be in for what's called a "mini ice age", far worse than the one from 1650-1700. It was relatively minor, but this current period of inactivity has been more severe and longer than any we've recorded.

    So we'll probably freeze to death before a gamma ray burst gets us.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    o hai

    stop giving quoth panic attacks

    kthxbye

    Don't worry about it.

    The current very unusual solar minimum, the time of reduced activity on the surface of the Sun, indicates that we might be in for what's called a "mini ice age", far worse than the one from 1650-1700. It was relatively minor, but this current period of inactivity has been more severe and longer than any we've recorded.

    So we'll probably freeze to death before a gamma ray burst gets us.

    the best part of this shit is there is literally nothing we could ever do to stop it. I mean, it's the universe. There is no way we could alter any sort of event like that, and there's so many different ways it could happen. Man, I guess I'll play wow and try to forget this horrifying reality.

  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • KoolaidguyKoolaidguy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Langly wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    o hai

    stop giving quoth panic attacks

    kthxbye

    Don't worry about it.

    The current very unusual solar minimum, the time of reduced activity on the surface of the Sun, indicates that we might be in for what's called a "mini ice age", far worse than the one from 1650-1700. It was relatively minor, but this current period of inactivity has been more severe and longer than any we've recorded.

    So we'll probably freeze to death before a gamma ray burst gets us.

    the best part of this shit is there is literally nothing we could ever do to stop it. I mean, it's the universe. There is no way we could alter any sort of event like that, and there's so many different ways it could happen. Man, I guess I'll play wow and try to forget this horrifying reality.

    Unless we find the universe and beat the living shit out of it.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You know what? Just once I'd like a gamer to commit the perfect crime. I want him to execute his parents and the rest of his family, frame someone else and get away with all of it because he's 14 and above suspicion. Then again, I realize that if this actually did happen, I wouldn't get to find out about it.

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What the hell, PI?

  • KoolaidguyKoolaidguy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    We need to get kids playing Hitman and MGS. These days they think if they stay out of sight long enough they lose their wanted rating and everything becomes okay.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    What the hell, PI?
    Hey, everybody, look at Anitmatter! He's got a problem with people committing the perfect crime! Don't you watch Law and Order? The perfect crime makes for great entertainment. Plus, you get that guy chubby from The Cell tilting his head at people when he solves the crime.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    For the record, Galveston is a shithole and anybody that enjoys watching Future Weapons is getting fed bullshit by some dude that doesn't know a goddamn thing.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    What the hell, PI?
    Hey, everybody, look at Anitmatter! He's got a problem with people committing the perfect crime! Don't you watch Law and Order? The perfect crime makes for great entertainment. Plus, you get that guy chubby from The Cell tilting his head at people when he solves the crime.

    :|
    I usually enjoy perfect thefts, not murders in fiction.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    What the hell, PI?
    Hey, everybody, look at Anitmatter! He's got a problem with people committing the perfect crime! Don't you watch Law and Order? The perfect crime makes for great entertainment. Plus, you get that guy chubby from The Cell tilting his head at people when he solves the crime.

    :|
    I usually enjoy perfect thefts, not murders in fiction.

    What about the perfect theft of someone's life?

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    What the hell, PI?
    Hey, everybody, look at Anitmatter! He's got a problem with people committing the perfect crime! Don't you watch Law and Order? The perfect crime makes for great entertainment. Plus, you get that guy chubby from The Cell tilting his head at people when he solves the crime.

    :|
    I usually enjoy perfect thefts, not murders in fiction.

    What about the perfect theft of someone's life?

    ahahaha
    Admittedly, there are some stories about murder I like. For example, The Cask of Amontillado

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    have i shown you my WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE

    wait who is the dude here who has the ocarina?

    z-zelda?

    no, someone on the forums went out and bought one

    I think it was Lucky Cynic

    I have one, but you're talking about Goatmon.

    Unless you're talking about me. Then me.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    have i shown you my WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE

    wait who is the dude here who has the ocarina?

    z-zelda?

    no, someone on the forums went out and bought one

    I think it was Lucky Cynic

    I have one, but you're talking about Goatmon.

    Unless you're talking about me. Then me.

    strange company you're keeping these days Lar

    you wanna tell us something?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    What the hell, PI?
    Hey, everybody, look at Anitmatter! He's got a problem with people committing the perfect crime! Don't you watch Law and Order? The perfect crime makes for great entertainment. Plus, you get that guy chubby from The Cell tilting his head at people when he solves the crime.

    I never understood the appeal to Law and Order Criminal Intent. It shows you everything that's happened, and leaves nothing to the imagination.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    have i shown you my WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE

    wait who is the dude here who has the ocarina?

    z-zelda?

    no, someone on the forums went out and bought one

    I think it was Lucky Cynic

    I have one, but you're talking about Goatmon.

    Unless you're talking about me. Then me.

    strange company you're keeping these days Lar

    you wanna tell us something?

    The legal system deemed me too cool for modern society, so now I have to follow a court-appointed lamening schedule.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I always knew you were a spiny, Larlar.

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2008
    You didn't know that when you were two.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man I fucking told you guys pages ago it was Larlar

    no one listens to me

    boohoo

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    This is so depressingly retarded.

    That's a human life gone, because a kid wasn't allowed to play a video game.

    And the way he did it?! "Look I have a surprise for you!"
    This kid is clearly a psychopath.

    I don't know the particulars of the situation probably any better than you do, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that "because he wasn't allowed to play a video game" is probably not an adequate summary of all of the significant contributing factors in this case.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere hasn't seen the movie just likes the titleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hey so I am hesitant to go straight to h/a about this and this thread seems vaguely tech-related

    so basicly my laptop won't turn on or give any indication that power is reaching it

    I have to plug it into the wall because the battery stopped charging long before it became mine

    and the big brick-type thing in the cord is making... some kinda sound, it's not quite a beep and it's not quite a click

    is it supposed to make a sound? does it mean the cord is broken?

    I am really hoping it's just the cord.

    If it helps, it's... uh... an IBM. A couple years old? Model is... fuck if I know?

    Any ideas?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    shit man, if you broke a chord a whole bunch of musicians are going to be pissed

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere hasn't seen the movie just likes the titleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere hasn't seen the movie just likes the titleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really have no idea what I'm doing

    that's big part of why I'm hesitant to ask H/A... I'd only be able to describe my problem vaguely

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    This is so depressingly retarded.

    That's a human life gone, because a kid wasn't allowed to play a video game.

    And the way he did it?! "Look I have a surprise for you!"
    This kid is clearly a psychopath.

    I don't know the particulars of the situation probably any better than you do, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that "because he wasn't allowed to play a video game" is probably not an adequate summary of all of the significant contributing factors in this case.

    You're giving him way too much credit. The guy is obviously not a smart individual.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just learned a creepy thing!

    Apparently when I worked a late shift like this one last month

    the guy who is an ex-supervisor but still acts like one (in order to save costs they removed people from supervisor positions and cut their pay) and seems to be disturbingly obsessed with reporting anything slightly wrong going on in the department parked in the parking lot two hours before his shift started and watched to see what time I left work.

    I mean, I'm right in thinking that's more than a little creepy, yes?

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    that depends

    did he rape you afterwards?

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I didn't even know he was there, I just heard about this now!

    The guy is seriously obsessed with knowing about every little problem, I guess so he can report it to our boss

    which is stupid because any problems should go straight to the boss and not to him because he's not a fucking supervisor anymore

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this is sickening.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    wow that guy is kind of not cool

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Stop showing so much skin.

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