Lone Idiots That Make The Rest Of Us Look Bad

Meiz

Hell, I'd seek the death penalty without the possibility of respawning.

Nads

This dumbass is gonna be in prison and realize how much of an asshole he is for killing his mom, so he's gonna get someone to give him a memorial prison tattoo.

God is he gonna feel like a retard when he has a heart that says "Moom" on his arm.

Goatmon

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

But it's pretty much bad parenting ideas.

Confiscate Halo 3. Hide Halo 3 in box. Also hidden in box: Handgun.

Uh, not really. The kid was old enough to know better than to fuck around with guns.

If your child is willing to murder you, you have failed on a much grander scale.

Nads

Maybe he was autistic and he went to put the gun into his X-Box and when the tray closed, the gun went off and the rest is history.

Bam, I just got this kid off death row.

Ruckus

august wrote: »

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

Goatmon wrote: »

He should have taken the X-Box away. That usually works out a lot better.

Remember that other kid that ran away after his Xbox got taken away?

Then he froze to death?

Good times.

Is that how that turned out?

I think they figured out the cause of death was actually severe chest trauma consistent with falling out of the tree he was found under. The tree was in an area of heavy reeds, he probably climbed it to regain his bearings.

Nads

Although taken into custody, the tree got off on a technicality.

Ruckus

Nads wrote: »

Although taken into custody, the tree got off on a technicality.

It could have gotten The Chair (turned into one I mean).

Wren

Moriveth wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYwB5YgWFs

oh my god I laughed so hard

Nads

My cat does that same thing, except instead of a printer it's a wiener dog.

Rankenphile

what the fuck is a "gaming community"

Artreus

Nads wrote: »

My cat does that same thing, except instead of a printer it's a wiener

MKR

G&T?

Mysst

Rankenphile wrote: »

what the fuck is a "gaming community"

us gamers, man. us gamers.

we be gaming.

jefe414

But... but everybody games these days. Doesn't this mean we are all part of the same community?

DerLustigeBosniak

One love.

Rhesus Positive

DerLustigeBosniak wrote: »

One love.

For the mother's pride...

Quoth

i'm not part of your filthy community

get off my lawn you hooligans

Mysst

don't front, Quoth, we know you're one of us. and we're gonna tell all the boys.

Quoth

Mysst wrote: »

don't front, Quoth, we know you're one of us. and we're gonna tell all the boys.

now i'll never be a teen model! D:

Mysst

you're going to have to join the frag grrls and model for...uh, IGN.

Spoiler:

IGN is a magazine too, right? This is falling apart on me.

Szechuanosaurus

Moriveth wrote: »

Man, he couldn't even kill both his parents. You figure all of his time playing that virtual murder simulator he could have known how to actually kill people.

Kids these days.

He would've got his dad but the police turned up while he was still tea-bagging his mum.

Szechuanosaurus

Dublo7 wrote: »

Here's something to make us all feel better



Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Thank God we have polar bears to protect us from giants.

Quoth

Mysst wrote: »

you're going to have to join the frag grrls and model for...uh, IGN.

Spoiler:

IGN is a magazine too, right? This is falling apart on me.

oh god now i'm a gamergrrl NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ganluan

GamerChix are being advertised all over Xbox Live, and it makes me die a little inside.

NotASenator

Go lick a gaming system and you'll be instantly e-famous or something.

Mysst

better start posing in the nude with 64 controllers tantalizingly covering your bits

Balefuego

I think there is something intrinsically wrong with you if the first thing you think of when you read this story is how it reflects the "gaming community"

lostwords

girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

i love cooking mama

Balefuego

nino you're never going to be a girl gamer

no matter how hard you try

Butters

Meiz wrote: »

Hell, I'd seek the death penalty without the possibility of respawning.

I don't believe death row inmates get conjugal visits.

Mysst

respawning would assume that he's spawned in the first place, though.

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

i love cooking mama

What about Petz: Horsez

Weaver

Come on guys if we band together we can finally prove to all the hot girls at school how dumb and oppressive the jocks are.

Then they'll have sex with us!

lostwords

Balefuego wrote: »

nino you're never going to be a girl gamer

no matter how hard you try

you just wait till the estrogen therapy kicks in, then i'll be the prettiest princess

lostwords

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

i love cooking mama

What about Petz: Horsez

Petz: Vacuumz

scarlet ave.

Butters wrote: »

Meiz wrote: »

Hell, I'd seek the death penalty without the possibility of respawning.

I don't believe death row inmates get conjugal visits.

Ahaha, well played.

Hunter

lostwords wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

i love cooking mama

What about Petz: Horsez

Petz: Vacuumz

Kitchenz: Makin' Piez

Dichotomy

wait, there's a gamer community now?

I can't help but think that's something like a hippy commune but smellier

NotASenator

Ah, there's the good old judgmental SE++ that I know and love.

Hunter

NotACrook wrote: »

Ah, there's the good old judgmental SE++ that I know and love.

Whatever fucker, my personal opinions are superior to your personal opinions. You're also gay in the butt for whichever major manufacturer of electronics I do not support.