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Lone Idiots That Make The Rest Of Us Look Bad

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hell, I'd seek the death penalty without the possibility of respawning.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    This dumbass is gonna be in prison and realize how much of an asshole he is for killing his mom, so he's gonna get someone to give him a memorial prison tattoo.

    God is he gonna feel like a retard when he has a heart that says "Moom" on his arm.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But it's pretty much bad parenting ideas.

    Confiscate Halo 3. Hide Halo 3 in box. Also hidden in box: Handgun.

    Uh, not really. The kid was old enough to know better than to fuck around with guns.

    If your child is willing to murder you, you have failed on a much grander scale.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Maybe he was autistic and he went to put the gun into his X-Box and when the tray closed, the gun went off and the rest is history.

    Bam, I just got this kid off death row.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    august wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    He should have taken the X-Box away. That usually works out a lot better.

    Remember that other kid that ran away after his Xbox got taken away?

    Then he froze to death?

    Good times.

    Is that how that turned out?

    I think they figured out the cause of death was actually severe chest trauma consistent with falling out of the tree he was found under. The tree was in an area of heavy reeds, he probably climbed it to regain his bearings.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Although taken into custody, the tree got off on a technicality.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Although taken into custody, the tree got off on a technicality.

    It could have gotten The Chair (turned into one I mean).

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »

    oh my god I laughed so hard

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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    My cat does that same thing, except instead of a printer it's a wiener dog.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    what the fuck is a "gaming community"

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    My cat does that same thing, except instead of a printer it's a wiener

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what the fuck is a "gaming community"
    us gamers, man. us gamers.

    we be gaming.

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  • jefe414jefe414 Southern CTRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    But... but everybody games these days. Doesn't this mean we are all part of the same community?

    Xbox Live: Jefe414
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  • DerLustigeBosniakDerLustigeBosniak Registered User
    edited December 2008
    One love.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive Damn these electric sex pants! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    One love.

    For the mother's pride...

    Another successful post, thanks to the power of Spacestar Ordering™!
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i'm not part of your filthy community

    get off my lawn you hooligans

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    don't front, Quoth, we know you're one of us. and we're gonna tell all the boys.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    don't front, Quoth, we know you're one of us. and we're gonna tell all the boys.

    now i'll never be a teen model! D:

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you're going to have to join the frag grrls and model for...uh, IGN.
    Spoiler:

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, he couldn't even kill both his parents. You figure all of his time playing that virtual murder simulator he could have known how to actually kill people.

    Kids these days.

    He would've got his dad but the police turned up while he was still tea-bagging his mum.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Here's something to make us all feel better

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    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Thank God we have polar bears to protect us from giants.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    you're going to have to join the frag grrls and model for...uh, IGN.
    Spoiler:

    oh god now i'm a gamergrrl NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Fiction words: 5,677 | Blog posts: 1 | Books read: 1 | Stories read: 22 | Poems read: 7
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  • GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    GamerChix are being advertised all over Xbox Live, and it makes me die a little inside.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Go lick a gaming system and you'll be instantly e-famous or something.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    better start posing in the nude with 64 controllers tantalizingly covering your bits

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think there is something intrinsically wrong with you if the first thing you think of when you read this story is how it reflects the "gaming community"

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

    i love cooking mama

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    nino you're never going to be a girl gamer

    no matter how hard you try

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Meiz wrote: »
    Hell, I'd seek the death penalty without the possibility of respawning.

    I don't believe death row inmates get conjugal visits.

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    respawning would assume that he's spawned in the first place, though.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

    i love cooking mama

    What about Petz: Horsez

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Come on guys if we band together we can finally prove to all the hot girls at school how dumb and oppressive the jocks are.

    Then they'll have sex with us!

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    Steam: weavermatic
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    nino you're never going to be a girl gamer

    no matter how hard you try

    you just wait till the estrogen therapy kicks in, then i'll be the prettiest princess

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

    i love cooking mama

    What about Petz: Horsez

    Petz: Vacuumz

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Hell, I'd seek the death penalty without the possibility of respawning.

    I don't believe death row inmates get conjugal visits.

    Ahaha, well played.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    girl gamers should stick to playing barbie horse adventures and cooking mama

    i love cooking mama

    What about Petz: Horsez

    Petz: Vacuumz

    Kitchenz: Makin' Piez

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wait, there's a gamer community now?

    I can't help but think that's something like a hippy commune but smellier

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ah, there's the good old judgmental SE++ that I know and love.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Ah, there's the good old judgmental SE++ that I know and love.

    Whatever fucker, my personal opinions are superior to your personal opinions. You're also gay in the butt for whichever major manufacturer of electronics I do not support.

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