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this is basically the story time thread for SE++ by me and Natek
we started doing this a week ago with Bear Hunter
where through the magic of free time and alcohol we were able to make a
coherent story of ultra violence, sex, lies, crime, cannibalism, bears and some big ass explosions
and good times were had by all
this is the continuation of that only with us in space and more crazy ass shit
I, Darth Waiter, wish to be included within this comic, represented by Darth Vader
in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your Tootsie Roll Pop
I really don't think that will curtail any of the passive aggressive hinting that people want to be drawn.
If anything, it will encourage it.
What have you done, hash. What have you done
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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Centipede DamascusThe machine is broken.The universe is broken.Registered Userregular
black hole sun
won't you come
and chase away the rain
black hole sun
won't you come
won't you come
OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED
I Centipede Damascus, wish to be included within this comic, represented by a centipede wearing a fez, in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your lollipops
I Mysst wish to be included within this comic, represented by SPACE MONKEY KING
in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your space banana
sincerly Emperor Simian, Esq
you made me, now you have to care for your creation!
You know what, the terrible jokes thread reminded me of a joke that I loved as a kid. Funnily enough, it starred a bear and a rabbit. In light of Rob and Fari's last adventure, I'll just put it here:
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were walking through the woods one day, arguing as they usually did, when they came upon a lamp in the middle of a clearing. They stopped bickering for a moment and examined the lamp, cleaning it off to get a better look.
When suddenly a genie emerged from the lamp!
"OH HO HO!" said the genie, "YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP, SO I WILL NOW GRANT BOTH OF YOU THREE WISHES!"
"Oh! Oh!" shouted Mr. Bear "I know what I want! I wish every other bear in the forest was a female bear!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
"I wish I had the fastest motorcycle in the world," said Mr. Rabbit.
"IT IS SO," said the genie, and a sleek motorcycle appeared in front of Mr. Rabbit.
"You know what, I wish all that the other bears in all the forests of the country were female bear!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
"I wish I had a cool looking motorcycle helmet," said Mr. Rabbit.
"IT IS SO," said the genie, and a red motorcycle helmet appeared on Mr. Rabbit.
"You're pretty dumb, Rabbit!" laughed Mr. Bear. "You finally get some wishes, and you waste them on a bike and a helmet? Please! Let me show you how it's done! GENIE! I wish all the other bears in all the other forests of the world were female bears!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
Mr. Rabbit put on his helmet and sat on his bike. He thought long and hard about his last wish.
Finally, after some time, he said, "I wish Mr. Bear was gay," and drove off.
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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i want to be the captain of a notorious pirate vessel you guys encounter during the second act
[SIZE=-1]His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,
His brow with scorn be wrung;
He never should bow down to a domineering frown,
Or the tang of a tyrant tongue. [/SIZE]
I, Spectre-x, wish to be included within this comic, represented by this guy
in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your earlobes
sincerly
You know what, the terrible jokes thread reminded me of a joke that I loved as a kid. Funnily enough, it starred a bear and a rabbit. In light of Rob and Fari's last adventure, I'll just put it here:
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were walking through the woods one day, arguing as they usually did, when they came upon a lamp in the middle of a clearing. They stopped bickering for a moment and examined the lamp, cleaning it off to get a better look.
When suddenly a genie emerged from the lamp!
"OH HO HO!" said the genie, "YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP, SO I WILL NOW GRANT BOTH OF YOU THREE WISHES!"
"Oh! Oh!" shouted Mr. Bear "I know what I want! I wish every bear in the forest was a female bear!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
"I wish I had the fastest motorcycle in the world," said Mr. Rabbit.
"IT IS SO," said the genie, and a sleek motorcycle appeared in front of Mr. Rabbit.
"You know what, I wish every bear in the every forest of the country was a female bear!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
"I wish I had a cool looking motorcycle helmet," said Mr. Rabbit.
"IT IS SO," said the genie, and a red motorcycle helmet appeared on Mr. Rabbit.
"You're pretty dumb, Rabbit!" laughed Mr. Bear. "You finally get some wishes, and you waste them on a bike and a helmet? Please! Let me show you how it's done! GENIE! I wish every bear in every forest was a female bear!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
Mr. Rabbit put on his helmet and sat on his bike. He thought long and hard about his last wish.
Finally, after some time, he said, "I wish Mr. Bear was gay," and drove off.
Wait, wait
Seeing as Mr. Bear didn't ask to be exempt from his own wishes, didn't Mr. Rabbit do him a favor with that last wish?
I One Thousand Dicks wish to be included within this comic, represented by a sentient hive mind of dongers that travel the universe and possibly fight crime.
in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your lemons.
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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If anything, it will encourage it.
What have you done, hash. What have you done
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
won't you come
and chase away the rain
black hole sun
won't you come
won't you come
I didn't come up with it so I'm not really obliged
but Robothero, Darth Waiter, CD and pipe
I'll see what I can do
NO MORE OF THOSE THINGS
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I Mysst wish to be included within this comic, represented by SPACE MONKEY KING
in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your space banana
sincerly
Emperor Simian, Esq
you made me, now you have to care for your creation!
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Cool, duder. If I'm in it, awesome; if I'm not, I'm fairly certain I will still enjoy the festivities.
And no, Munkus, passive-aggressive hinting isn't my style.
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It makes you all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?
man
I know what that's like
sometimes I design forms for no reason
it relaxes me
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were walking through the woods one day, arguing as they usually did, when they came upon a lamp in the middle of a clearing. They stopped bickering for a moment and examined the lamp, cleaning it off to get a better look.
When suddenly a genie emerged from the lamp!
"OH HO HO!" said the genie, "YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP, SO I WILL NOW GRANT BOTH OF YOU THREE WISHES!"
"Oh! Oh!" shouted Mr. Bear "I know what I want! I wish every other bear in the forest was a female bear!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
"I wish I had the fastest motorcycle in the world," said Mr. Rabbit.
"IT IS SO," said the genie, and a sleek motorcycle appeared in front of Mr. Rabbit.
"You know what, I wish all that the other bears in all the forests of the country were female bear!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
"I wish I had a cool looking motorcycle helmet," said Mr. Rabbit.
"IT IS SO," said the genie, and a red motorcycle helmet appeared on Mr. Rabbit.
"You're pretty dumb, Rabbit!" laughed Mr. Bear. "You finally get some wishes, and you waste them on a bike and a helmet? Please! Let me show you how it's done! GENIE! I wish all the other bears in all the other forests of the world were female bears!"
"IT IS SO," said the genie.
Mr. Rabbit put on his helmet and sat on his bike. He thought long and hard about his last wish.
Finally, after some time, he said, "I wish Mr. Bear was gay," and drove off.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
but i never really get off until ive filled out at least three pages worth of forms
[SIZE=-1]His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,
His brow with scorn be wrung;
He never should bow down to a domineering frown,
Or the tang of a tyrant tongue. [/SIZE]
bear genocide
but this is going to be fun
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bongi is the very model of a modern homosexual
if i don't see any allusions to firefly in this
i will be so sad
He has deviations sexual, societal and clinical.
He knows the gays of England and he quotes the fags historical
From Morrissey to Elton John in order categorical
Wait, wait
Seeing as Mr. Bear didn't ask to be exempt from his own wishes, didn't Mr. Rabbit do him a favor with that last wish?
wait we're doing pirates of penzance not pinafore
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
let natek deal with the first story
he drew that poster and I don't know what to do right now
Tumblr blargh
I didn't know any songs from pinafore off the top of my head.
A British gay's a fabulous soul
As free as a mountain goat
His energetic dong should be ready to belong
To a homosexual lout
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