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The Black Hole Sons in Space Force

RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Chatlog
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this is basically the story time thread for SE++ by me and Natek

we started doing this a week ago with Bear Hunter
where through the magic of free time and alcohol we were able to make a
coherent story of ultra violence, sex, lies, crime, cannibalism, bears and some big ass explosions

and good times were had by all

this is the continuation of that only with us in space and more crazy ass shit

LET THE SPACE SHENANIGANS BEGIN!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Can I be a space prostitute in this adventure? I've always wanted to suck a dick free from the burden of gravity and atmosphere.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I, Spectre-x, wish to be included within this comic, represented by this guy
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your earlobes
    sincerly

    Spectre-x

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  • edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fuck it let's do an SE++ video mash-up froduction of H.M.S. Pinafore

    bongi is the very model of a modern homosexual

    He has deviations sexual, societal and clinical.

    He knows the gays of England and he quotes the fags historical
    From Morrissey to Elton John in order categorical

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You know what, the terrible jokes thread reminded me of a joke that I loved as a kid. Funnily enough, it starred a bear and a rabbit. In light of Rob and Fari's last adventure, I'll just put it here:

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were walking through the woods one day, arguing as they usually did, when they came upon a lamp in the middle of a clearing. They stopped bickering for a moment and examined the lamp, cleaning it off to get a better look.

    When suddenly a genie emerged from the lamp!

    "OH HO HO!" said the genie, "YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP, SO I WILL NOW GRANT BOTH OF YOU THREE WISHES!"

    "Oh! Oh!" shouted Mr. Bear "I know what I want! I wish every bear in the forest was a female bear!"

    "IT IS SO," said the genie.

    "I wish I had the fastest motorcycle in the world," said Mr. Rabbit.

    "IT IS SO," said the genie, and a sleek motorcycle appeared in front of Mr. Rabbit.

    "You know what, I wish every bear in the every forest of the country was a female bear!"

    "IT IS SO," said the genie.

    "I wish I had a cool looking motorcycle helmet," said Mr. Rabbit.

    "IT IS SO," said the genie, and a red motorcycle helmet appeared on Mr. Rabbit.

    "You're pretty dumb, Rabbit!" laughed Mr. Bear. "You finally get some wishes, and you waste them on a bike and a helmet? Please! Let me show you how it's done! GENIE! I wish every bear in every forest was a female bear!"

    "IT IS SO," said the genie.

    Mr. Rabbit put on his helmet and sat on his bike. He thought long and hard about his last wish.

    Finally, after some time, he said, "I wish Mr. Bear was gay," and drove off.

    Wait, wait

    Seeing as Mr. Bear didn't ask to be exempt from his own wishes, didn't Mr. Rabbit do him a favor with that last wish?

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fuck it let's do an SE++ video mash-up froduction of H.M.S. Pinafore

    bongi is the very model of a modern homosexual

    He has deviations sexual, societal and clinical.

    He knows the gays of England and he quotes the fags historical
    From Morrissey to Elton John in order categorical

    wait we're doing pirates of penzance not pinafore

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I One Thousand Dicks wish to be included within this comic, represented by a sentient hive mind of dongers that travel the universe and possibly fight crime.
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your lemons.

    sincerly
    Rev. One K. Dicks

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    All other bears.

    Steam name: munkus
    Pokemon X ID:
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm gonna go to bed
    let natek deal with the first story

    he drew that poster and I don't know what to do right now

  • edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fuck it let's do an SE++ video mash-up froduction of H.M.S. Pinafore

    bongi is the very model of a modern homosexual

    He has deviations sexual, societal and clinical.

    He knows the gays of England and he quotes the fags historical
    From Morrissey to Elton John in order categorical

    wait we're doing pirates of penzance not pinafore

    I didn't know any songs from pinafore off the top of my head.

    A British gay's a fabulous soul
    As free as a mountain goat
    His energetic dong should be ready to belong
    To a homosexual lout

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am loving weaver and tricky dick right now.

  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I am loving weaver and tricky dick right now.

    His wang should bob and his hair should curl
    His cheeks should spread and his brow should furl
    His bosom should heave and his heart should glow
    And his lips be ever ready for a mighty blooooooooow

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ahahahahahaha yes

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm kind of glad that I don't have a forum "persona"

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I'm kind of glad that I don't have a forum "persona"
    man it's pretty easy to draw a giant asshole.
    Spoiler:

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I'm kind of glad that I don't have a forum "persona"
    man it's pretty easy to draw a giant asshole.

    {spoiler]teeheehee[/spoiler]

    Hey man, some of us practice Science, some just get it tattooed on our arms.

  • edited December 2008
    His peen should flash everytime he posts
    His boyfriend be well hung
    He never should bow down to a domineering frown
    Unless there's a skillful tongue

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    pfft, you're still practicing?

    Practice makes perfect.

    I think most men need a little practice, don't you, Mrs. Peacock?

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Squall wrote: »
    This thread title is considerably easier to find than the last.

    pssh
    the other one was a URL, it was easy
    you just had to look for the horrible thread title

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    rob let me just say

    if i don't see any allusions to firefly in this

    i will be so sad

    seconded

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • edited December 2008
    His cock should sway and his throat relax
    His overcoat and his outfits match
    His bag be shorn and his chest hair, too
    And this should be his customary attitude

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What, no why

    I just found a re-writing of Clue with characters of Organization XIII put in.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I TOS wish to be included within this comic, represented by a cat with a chinese communist cap
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your gibblets

    sincerly
    TOS/Chairman Miaow

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Richard M. Nixon, you have done a fantastic thing in this thread here.

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    This thread title is considerably easier to find than the last.

    pssh
    the other one was a URL, it was easy
    you just had to look for the horrible thread title

    Eh, it didn't matter anyways since the thread marked after you post in it, and is thus easier to find.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I, Druhim wish to be included within this comic, represented by an otter.
    In return for being included with the cool people, I won't even shake my fist at you when you stand on my lawn. Unless you're just like hanging out there all day you lazy punk.

    sincerly
    Druhim Q. Farnworth, Esq.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    does that even work?

    no it's the worst thing ever.

    It's just a transcription with the wrong character names.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I, Druhim wish to be included within this comic, represented by an otter.
    In return for being included with the cool people, I won't even shake my fist at you when you stand on my lawn. Unless you're just like hanging out there all day you lazy punk.

    sincerly
    Druhim Q. Farnworth, Esq.
    Esq. is the best fucking end of a title man, ^5!

  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I miss anything worth doing in this forum.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i am posting just so this gets marked so i can see it more easily when i am browsing

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    we've got a war going on woman, you can't just post all willy-nilly!

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am looking forward to seeing some space genitals.

    Illustration Portfolio: cajsimpson.com
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wasting valuable posting resources.

    Every time you carelessly post, we get closer to running out of posts to use. At this rate our children and grandchildren won't be able to post at all.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I am looking forward to seeing some space genitals.

    Cosmic Cunts?
    Comet Cocks?
    Asteroid Asses?
    Nebulae Nipples?

    Steam name: munkus
    Pokemon X ID:
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I, Druhim wish to be included within this comic, represented by an otter.
    In return for being included with the cool people, I won't even shake my fist at you when you stand on my lawn. Unless you're just like hanging out there all day you lazy punk.

    sincerly
    Druhim Q. Farnworth, Esq.

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    oh hello Farnsworth...

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    shit i just realized

    the black chick on Fringe, her last name is Farnsworth

    i really hope it's a futurama homage

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I am looking forward to seeing some space genitals.

    Cosmic Cunts?
    Comet Cocks?
    Asteroid Asses?
    Nebulae Nipples?

    Star... Butts.

    Supernova... Butts.

    Illustration Portfolio: cajsimpson.com
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I am looking forward to seeing some space genitals.

    Cosmic Cunts?
    Comet Cocks?
    Asteroid Asses?
    Nebulae Nipples?

    Star... Butts.

    Supernova... Butts.

    Butt butts.

    Steam name: munkus
    Pokemon X ID:
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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