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The Black Hole Sons in Space Force

RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
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this is basically the story time thread for SE++ by me and Natek

we started doing this a week ago with Bear Hunter
where through the magic of free time and alcohol we were able to make a
coherent story of ultra violence, sex, lies, crime, cannibalism, bears and some big ass explosions

and good times were had by all

this is the continuation of that only with us in space and more crazy ass shit

LET THE SPACE SHENANIGANS BEGIN!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I _______ wish to be included within this comic, represented by ________
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your _________

    sincerly
    _____________

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    woooo

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Black Hole Soooooooooon

    Won't you cooooooooome

    And wash away the raaaaaaain

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I #pipe wish to be included within this comic, represented by a banana
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your pennies

    sincerly
    Master Hashington Q Pipelsworthy OBE

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Man what

    If they want to include ya, they'll include ya.

    This shouldn't have 10 pages of dick sucking per picture.

    The song ain't "Black Hole Sooooon, Slowly Cuuuuuum"

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    #pipe wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I robothero wish to be included within this comic, represented by a robot businessman
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your peanuts.

    sincerly
    Robert Q Thero

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I was actually doing a thing

    they put me in like half a dozen of the other ones so I'm totally stoked

    I just figured if there was gonna be five people asking to be put in per page then there should be some order to it

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    That lego Spock should totally be screaming "WAASSSSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPPP!"

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I, Darth Waiter, wish to be included within this comic, represented by Darth Vader
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your Tootsie Roll Pop

    sincerely
    Darth Waiter

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I really don't think that will curtail any of the passive aggressive hinting that people want to be drawn.

    If anything, it will encourage it.

    What have you done, hash. What have you done

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    black hole sun
    won't you come
    and chase away the rain
    black hole sun
    won't you come
    won't you come

    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I Centipede Damascus, wish to be included within this comic, represented by a centipede wearing a fez, in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your lollipops

    sincerly
    Centipede Damascus

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    hey youre the one who brought up sucking dick munkus. Pipe and I were just talking about money and delicious snacks.

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    I move to ratify the Munkus Accord of 2008 which will provide legitimacy to the status of thread beggars as "butts".

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    I'm not following those requests though
    I didn't come up with it so I'm not really obliged

    but Robothero, Darth Waiter, CD and pipe
    I'll see what I can do

    NO MORE OF THOSE THINGS

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    OFFICIAL REQUEST TO BE INCLUDED

    I Mysst wish to be included within this comic, represented by SPACE MONKEY KING
    in return for being included with the cool people, I will suck your space banana

    sincerly
    Emperor Simian, Esq

    you made me, now you have to care for your creation!

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    dang Mysst, way to be late

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Robcham wrote: »
    I'm not following those requests though
    I didn't come up with it so I'm not really obliged

    but Robothero, Darth Waiter, CD and pipe
    I'll see what I can do

    NO MORE OF THOSE THINGS

    Cool, duder. If I'm in it, awesome; if I'm not, I'm fairly certain I will still enjoy the festivities.

    And no, Munkus, passive-aggressive hinting isn't my style.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    holy shit the bearhunter theme song

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    I am too late edit

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Ohmygodohmygodohmygoooooooooood

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    dang Mysst, way to be late
    I had it up and then I got a call (cause i am at work see) so I posted without refreshing.

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    i dont care really i just wanted to fill out a form

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    i want to be the captain of a notorious pirate vessel you guys encounter during the second act

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    robothero wrote: »
    i dont care really i just wanted to fill out a form

    It makes you all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    robothero wrote: »
    i dont care really i just wanted to fill out a form

    man

    I know what that's like

    sometimes I design forms for no reason

    it relaxes me

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    You know what, the terrible jokes thread reminded me of a joke that I loved as a kid. Funnily enough, it starred a bear and a rabbit. In light of Rob and Fari's last adventure, I'll just put it here:

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were walking through the woods one day, arguing as they usually did, when they came upon a lamp in the middle of a clearing. They stopped bickering for a moment and examined the lamp, cleaning it off to get a better look.

    When suddenly a genie emerged from the lamp!

    "OH HO HO!" said the genie, "YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP, SO I WILL NOW GRANT BOTH OF YOU THREE WISHES!"

    "Oh! Oh!" shouted Mr. Bear "I know what I want! I wish every other bear in the forest was a female bear!"

    "IT IS SO," said the genie.

    "I wish I had the fastest motorcycle in the world," said Mr. Rabbit.

    "IT IS SO," said the genie, and a sleek motorcycle appeared in front of Mr. Rabbit.

    "You know what, I wish all that the other bears in all the forests of the country were female bear!"

    "IT IS SO," said the genie.

    "I wish I had a cool looking motorcycle helmet," said Mr. Rabbit.

    "IT IS SO," said the genie, and a red motorcycle helmet appeared on Mr. Rabbit.

    "You're pretty dumb, Rabbit!" laughed Mr. Bear. "You finally get some wishes, and you waste them on a bike and a helmet? Please! Let me show you how it's done! GENIE! I wish all the other bears in all the other forests of the world were female bears!"

    "IT IS SO," said the genie.

    Mr. Rabbit put on his helmet and sat on his bike. He thought long and hard about his last wish.

    Finally, after some time, he said, "I wish Mr. Bear was gay," and drove off.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    after a long day at work, i come home and satisfy my wife

    but i never really get off until ive filled out at least three pages worth of forms

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i want to be the captain of a notorious pirate vessel you guys encounter during the second act

    [SIZE=-1]His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,
    His brow with scorn be wrung;
    He never should bow down to a domineering frown,
    Or the tang of a tyrant tongue. [/SIZE]

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    that fucking rabbit

    bear genocide

  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon Awaiting Email Confirmation
    black hole sun goes on for way too long

    but this is going to be fun

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    I was sure that was going to end with Rabbit pointing out that bear was now a lady.

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    Fuck it let's do an SE++ video mash-up froduction of H.M.S. Pinafore

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  • Richard M. NixonRichard M. Nixon Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fuck it let's do an SE++ video mash-up froduction of H.M.S. Pinafore

    bongi is the very model of a modern homosexual

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    This thread title is considerably easier to find than the last.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    rob let me just say

    if i don't see any allusions to firefly in this

    i will be so sad

  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fuck it let's do an SE++ video mash-up froduction of H.M.S. Pinafore

    bongi is the very model of a modern homosexual

    He has deviations sexual, societal and clinical.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Can I be a space prostitute in this adventure? I've always wanted to suck a dick free from the burden of gravity and atmosphere.

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