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This chair is sooooo comfy

KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
just kidding, this chair is made of intensely stupid people and solidified hatred

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pop psychology is diseased crock of shit

a crock of shit that has produced gems such as:

* birth order

* ladder theory

* new age self help nonsense

* that fun little "humans only use 10% of their brains!" tidbit

the people that perpetuate this kind of thing deserve to die

they deserve to be hit by trains and die

in short, armchair psychologists are horrible, horrible fuckasses

Koshian on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Why, my chair is pretty comfy.

    Thanks for asking!

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man you should go see a psychologist you seem pretty angry

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    but I am perpetually unsexxed! It's not because I'm a total garbage-bag! It's because I'm on the wrong ladder!

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    humans use more than 10% of their brains god fucking dammit piss fucksdgiuhjqsguhslaghasldghwlkgjhslkfdguhjaed

  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    my computer chair is the comfiest thing in existence

    it is so satisfying to just lean back and sink into it

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    then why don't you marry it, peewee

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Some pent up rage I see, well why don't you have a seat over there, and tell me all about your mother.

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ladder Theory should be about why you shouldn't stand on ladders a lot. They can use a picture of my shins as an example.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited December 2008
    but new age has given us some good things

    for instance,
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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I only use 5% and my mom says it's because I'm retarded

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    try an association. say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. how much do you use? one and a half percent. the rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    wook is just mad 'cause his mom did pots while he was in the womb

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Both my parents are Psychologists.


    Boy do I hear about how dumb pop psychology is every damn day.

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    try an association. say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. how much do you use? one and a half percent. the rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.

    tommy boy wooooooo

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    wook is just mad 'cause his mom did pots while he was in the womb
    Your mom didn't?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    problem is birth order does have recognized pros and is cited in MANY MANY MANY MANY textbooks

    wheras ladder theory is the biggest shithole ever

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    wook is just mad 'cause his mom did pots while he was in the womb

    she did pans too

    my dad didn't cut her no slack for being knocked up

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Your dad is a rightous hardcore Military Man, Wook.

    I respect that.

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    as he shouldn't it was her fault

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    wook is just mad 'cause his mom did pots while he was in the womb
    Your mom didn't?

    My mom has in fact admitted to smoking, drinking, and hooting cocaine while pregnant with me

    also jumping on a trampoline.

    I was born into a foam beer cooler at home.

    My apgar score was one, but the midwife said she would have described it as a "0.6"

    the umbilical chord was wrapped around my neck several times.



    I hate my mom.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Topia wrote: »
    as he shouldn't it was her fault
    If she would have only said 'no preggo' after sex, none of this would have happened.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This chair has to be comfortable. I built it. My derrierre will accept nothing less than the best.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Otaku Suppositories ass has dealt with the rest

    and it is entirely ready to mess with the best.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fo sho'

    Supaman dat chair

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    what is "supermanning"

    in the verb sense

    how does one superman a ho?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    what is "supermanning"

    in the verb sense

    how does one superman a ho?

    it's like batmanning a ho, but with less moral ambiguity and more apple pie

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    good old urbandictionary you are so useful

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Much like one does with a bike.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    well first

    you have to be a soulja boy.

    and second you have to be "Up in this ho" and watching me "lean" and watching me "Rock"

    all this is a prerequisite to watching me do this robocop.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    problem is birth order does have recognized pros and is cited in MANY MANY MANY MANY textbooks

    wheras ladder theory is the biggest shithole ever

    I'm not entirely closed to the idea of birth order affecting personality and such

    but there hasn't been much actual research done on the subject

    and there are a multitude of people who immediately accept it and overstate its importance

    conjecture is all fine and dandy, but I'd like to see some evidence behind it

  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    when you superman a ho

    you get to jizz on her back and slap a bedsheet on there - like a cape

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I've always wanted to spiderman a chick.

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    how can the girl not like it, she gets a cape

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    well first

    you have to be a soulja boy.

    and second you have to be "Up in this ho" and watching me "lean" and watching me "Rock"

    all this is a prerequisite to watching me do this robocop.
    Could I be leaning like a Cholo?

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    well first

    you have to be a soulja boy.

    and second you have to be "Up in this ho" and watching me "lean" and watching me "Rock"

    all this is a prerequisite to watching me do this robocop.
    Could I be leaning like a Cholo?

    no, but if you can "Crank dat," we might be able to work something out.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    well first

    you have to be a soulja boy.

    and second you have to be "Up in this ho" and watching me "lean" and watching me "Rock"

    all this is a prerequisite to watching me do this robocop.
    Could I be leaning like a Cholo?

    no, but if you can "Crank dat," we might be able to work something out.
    Can I have my Stunna Shades on?

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited December 2008
    yes. Yes you can.

    but you are under contract and must "Holla back"

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I can Hola back anytime I want.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited December 2008
    i admit to using "did you superman that ho'?" in verbal conversation the other day

    i am not ashamed!

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