A few weeks ago Natasha and I polished off a bottle of wine and watched Quills then we put on some Public Disgrace and holy christ we need to do that again.
Scarlet, has the lady that you're seein' found out that you fucked her friend?
Or is this one of those "Neither of us want ANYONE to EVER fucking know." kind of things?
Dude I was cooking the meal for this girl
and she brought her friend
and then she stopped being receptive
and then I started getting physical with her friend
and then she left her friend over at my place and went home
and then I blacked out and woke up next to a naked girl
Dude I was cooking the meal for this girl
and she brought her friend
and then she stopped being receptive
and then I started getting physical with her friend
and then she left her friend over at my place and went home
and then I blacked out and woke up next to a naked girl
Dude I was cooking the meal for this girl
and she brought her friend
and then she stopped being receptive
and then I started getting physical with her friend
and then she left her friend over at my place and went home
and then I blacked out and
Posts
MY BAD
I apparently called her the other girl's name
a few times
"If it's ok to eat" "If it's ok to eat"
"LIKE A MUFFIN OR A BEET!" "Like a muffin or a beet!"
She told me this morning that blacked out Sam is a lot manlier than sober gay Sam. She wouldn't do me in the morning because I was too gay.
Yeah, otherwise I'd have to drink more often
I've been planning my outfit for a week
dr. f, I totally mistook you for Dr. Funkenstein in L4D
turns out Dr. Funkenstein is like a 17 year old.
Or is this one of those "Neither of us want ANYONE to EVER fucking know." kind of things?
only, it turned out to be a wet, messy shart
god fucking dammit
at least I was only a couple of blocks from home
Dude I was cooking the meal for this girl
and she brought her friend
and then she stopped being receptive
and then I started getting physical with her friend
and then she left her friend over at my place and went home
and then I blacked out and woke up next to a naked girl
so fucked.
that's all.
AKA: you getting reamed out tonight or are you going to do the reaming?