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Eugene Hutz thread that may include lesbianism

Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
So here's what the two of us (in very bro-like fashion) can't wrap our heads around:

being a woman is a pain in the ass in many ways. You have to deal with periods, bras, childbirth, the glass ceiling. My heart goes out to all women. It seems like the silveriest of silver linings is the fact that women deal with men as opposed to the other way around.


Men are easy to understand. We are all the same. Every guy wants sex, electronics and food (in that order) and that's really all there is to us.


Women are mysterious and unexplainable. Any guy who says he understand the female sex is either lying or ignorant.



So lesbians are giving up this incredible advantage--being able to romantically interact with a bunch of six-foot mental children--in favor of the alternative? We don't get it, please help us understand.










p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    boobies

    nuff said

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Women are fucking nuts

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  • BogeyBogey On your 6! Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    girl-girl action :^:

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    rude ____

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    in men's magazines, you will find pictures of attractive women
    in women's magazines, you will find pictures of attractive women

    men be gross

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    boobies

    nuff said
    seriously
    this alone has made me seriously consider joining the sisterhood

    why can't I be a lesbian also? it's not fair!

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    girls are soft in a good way

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    we are dirty? (men that is)

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2008
    It's like girls are idiots anyway. Then there's two of them???????

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    So here's what the two of us (in very bro-like fashion) can't wrap our heads around:

    being a woman is a pain in the ass in many ways. You have to deal with periods, bras, childbirth, the glass ceiling. My heart goes out to all women. It seems like the silveriest of silver linings is the fact that women deal with men as opposed to the other way around.


    Men are easy to understand. We are all the same. Every guy wants sex, electronics and food (in that order) and that's really all there is to us.


    Women are mysterious and unexplainable. Any guy who says he understand the female sex is either lying or ignorant.



    So lesbians are giving up this incredible advantage--being able to romantically interact with a bunch of six-foot mental children--in favor of the alternative? We don't get it, please help us understand.










    p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

    Congratulations, you've reached a depth of thought on the level with Carlos Mencia.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I wish I were gay.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited December 2008
    59f.jpg

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    edited December 2008
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Women are fucking nuts

    Well not lesbians

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It's way easier for a woman to look fucking hot.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Congratulations, you've reached a depth of thought on the level with Carlos Mencia.

    and now you understand exactly why we ended our IM conversation with "hahaha this would make an awesome stupid thread"

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    So here's what the two of us (in very bro-like fashion) can't wrap our heads around:

    being a woman is a pain in the ass in many ways. You have to deal with periods, bras, childbirth, the glass ceiling. My heart goes out to all women. It seems like the silveriest of silver linings is the fact that women deal with men as opposed to the other way around.


    Men are easy to understand. We are all the same. Every guy wants sex, electronics and food (in that order) and that's really all there is to us.


    Women are mysterious and unexplainable. Any guy who says he understand the female sex is either lying or ignorant.



    So lesbians are giving up this incredible advantage--being able to romantically interact with a bunch of six-foot mental children--in favor of the alternative? We don't get it, please help us understand.










    p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

    Congratulations, you've reached a depth of thought on the level with Carlos Mencia.
    Captain K wrote: »
    p.s. if you take this thread seriously you're wasting your time

    japsig.jpg
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited December 2008
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    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I were a girl I'd be a lesbian.

    Guys are gross.

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  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.

    ...did I say that out loud?

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited December 2008
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    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I wouldn't mind bein' a shemale. Tits are fuckin' rad.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    59f.jpg

    YEAH SON

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    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have to say that I do have a little bit of tit envy.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
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    HELL YEAH BRO

    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited December 2008
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    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    edited December 2008
    les beans

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ok i give up

    who is that guy and why are you posting his picture

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited December 2008
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    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Fire TruckFire Truck You were a house on fire And I could never understand whyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bemis you are turning me on.

    Stop it.
    Spoiler:

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I think people are only into lesbian porn so much because they're very insecure and that way there is no WAY anyone can accuse them of being gay or something. It's such a "lad" thing to be all "hur hur, lesbian porn aw yeah".

    Because really, if there isn't a something [penis] going into a somewhere [orifice], what's the point?

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User
    edited December 2008
    I'm pretty sure its some kind of revenge for the whole 'keep 'em in the kitchen' thing. Its spite, mostly.

    ...I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

    find a sexually open bisexual

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited December 2008
    he's eugene hutz, lead singer of gogol bordello and because i love posting pictures of completely interesting looking people

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh shit is he that guy that sings start wearing purple

    i don't like that song but i know people who do

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited December 2008
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    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bitches, man.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited December 2008
    i don't like lesbian porn

    need a dick in there

    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • Fire TruckFire Truck You were a house on fire And I could never understand whyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

    find a sexually open bisexual

    y helo thar

    dansmith3_zps6f7d5d05.jpg
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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i don't like lesbian porn

    need a dick in there

    I said this too Meissnerd.
    This means we're pals!

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