Eugene Hutz thread that may include lesbianism

Dr.Funkenstein

gurusloth wrote: »

Kajusta wrote: »

you should feel bad about that, guru

and I mean really, really bad.

I didn't make the fuckin' thing

you guys are blowing this way out of proportion

Yeah but because of you we know this exists. So fuck you

Dr.Funkenstein

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Kajusta wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

So hey Gogol Bordello is not only awesome to watch but they make good music, too

who would have known

maybe that's why they are so famous

Britney Spears is famous and, wait for it-

she's terrible!

what
no she isn't
i hate you
Mr Unknown

Stop being dumb
Pop is the antipode of creative music

hey now I didn't call him dumb

no need for name calling

I don't know what you're talking about

Kajusta

Bearstranaut

what an impenetrable mustache

Spectre-x

Zombiemambo wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Kajusta wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

So hey Gogol Bordello is not only awesome to watch but they make good music, too

who would have known

maybe that's why they are so famous

Britney Spears is famous and, wait for it-

she's terrible!

what
no she isn't
i hate you
Mr Unknown

Pop is the antipode of creative music

That is some grade-A bullshit.

Jaunty

Pop has shit just like any other genre, the only difference is that shit pop can still be popular. There is good pop!

Kajusta

Bearstranaut wrote: »

what an impenetrable mustache

In another 5 years I'll be able to grow that.

I am looking forward to that moment.

Anjin-San

Meissnerd wrote: »

why the fuck can't i stop laughing

what conspired to bring them together

Druhim

Anjin-San wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

why the fuck can't i stop laughing

what conspired to bring them together

Madonna trying desperately to seem relevant by appearing with someone people actually care about right now

Bedlam

Man I would not want to get kicked with thouse elf shoes.

Bearstranaut

Bedlam wrote: »

Man I would not want to get kicked with thouse elf shoes.

don't worry.

unless you are jams.

because then you will be kicked out

Fallout

v good thread

talking to captain k here, haven't read the rest of you guys's boolsheet

Kajusta

Nuzak

that mustache is ridiculously enviable

Kajusta

He knows it too

Look at those eyes

Peter Ebel

That's years fear and abuse though.

Kajusta

bongi

because lesbians are terrible

Straightzi

What do you have against lesbians Bongi?

bongi

they are anathema to all things good and decent

Straightzi

Bongi they are women who aren't trying to take the pretty boys away from you

Fire Truck

Bongi hates that lesbians don't want his dick. He only became a gay to torment women, and lesbians harsh his buzz.

bongi

Straightzi wrote: »

Bongi they are women who aren't trying to take the pretty boys away from you

other girls do that just as well

t fire truck: it's true

Straightzi

bongi wrote: »

Straightzi wrote: »

Bongi they are women who aren't trying to take the pretty boys away from you

other girls do that just as well

t fire truck: it's true

Bongi

You're drunk

Go to bed

Kajusta

mans

need more Hutz, less lesbians.

bongi

Straightzi wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

Straightzi wrote: »

Bongi they are women who aren't trying to take the pretty boys away from you

other girls do that just as well

t fire truck: it's true

Bongi

You're drunk

Go to bed

no

Straightzi

bongi wrote: »

Straightzi wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

Straightzi wrote: »

Bongi they are women who aren't trying to take the pretty boys away from you

other girls do that just as well

t fire truck: it's true

Bongi

You're drunk

Go to bed

no

Bongi

You're drunk

Go to bed

BusterK

Frankly I don't understand why all women aren't lesbians
Men are vile, awful, disgusting creatures and I don't see what anyone sees in them

Druhim

BusterK wrote: »

Frankly I don't understand why all women aren't lesbians
Men are vile, awful, disgusting creatures and I don't see what anyone sees in them

basically bongi hates himself

ascot

Or is it we that hates Bongi
????

ascot

It is a mystery
:itisamystery:



Time for WallE

tsplitter

id be a woman if i could keep my mighty lumberjack beard

bongi

Straightzi wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

Straightzi wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

Straightzi wrote: »

Bongi they are women who aren't trying to take the pretty boys away from you

other girls do that just as well

t fire truck: it's true

Bongi

You're drunk

Go to bed

no

Bongi

You're drunk

Go to bed

not drunk

Straightzi

So I watched that HPLHS Call of Cthulhu movie

It was kinda not good at all

I was trying so hard to like it and pay attention and it just didn't work for me

There were a lot of cool things they could have done with it, too

Like personally, I would have been playing with the medium a lot more. When characters dream or go insane have flashes of color in the black and white movie, stuff like that.

And also y'know, not have fully shown Cthulhu. That was just a bad plan of action on there part, because there is no way to accurately represent such a being.

Defender

I feel like women aren't a total mystery. I wouldn't say I totally understand women or anything, but I think that there's a way around like 95% of the mysterious bullshit, and that is to restrict yourself in a few simple ways. Like this:

1) Don't date women who are idiots. I had a friend who lived with a woman who couldn't pay her half of the rent and her response to him saying "I need that money now" was "why don't you just put it on your credit card?" Yeah, a credit card is not a financial genie in a lamp who gives you unlimited wishes, and the reason he had one and she didn't was precisely because of shit like this. Fortunately, he promptly booted her.

2) Don't date women who are obviously of weak moral fiber. Don't think this needs to be explained, but befriending dishonest people kinda tends to bite you in the ass. And the bite is harder if you let them get closer to you.

3) Don't date crazy bitches. Admittedly, I made this mistake, and I understand that they sometimes morph from "awesome sexy chick" into "fucking psycho retard bitch" during the course of dating. So then you break up with her and, hopefully, get wiser about the signs.

Basically I think that women are no more mysterious than men, but the key difference is that if there's some batshit loony guy who is really hot, you don't put up with him and let him live in your house. Apply that same rationale to women and it seems to work out fine. Just my personal experience.

Zombiemambo

Women are way more mysterious than men because we are not in the least bit mysterious.

Polago

Defender wrote: »

I feel like women aren't a total mystery.

That's because they're not.

tsplitter

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Women are way more mysterious than men because we are not in the least bit mysterious.

i like to think im mysterious

Penguin Incarnate

We only act mysterious, but, really, that's all smoke and mirrors.

Dorktron9000

Defender wrote: »

I feel like women aren't a total mystery. I wouldn't say I totally understand women or anything, but I think that there's a way around like 95% of the mysterious bullshit, and that is to restrict yourself in a few simple ways. Like this:

1) Don't date women who are idiots. I had a friend who lived with a woman who couldn't pay her half of the rent and her response to him saying "I need that money now" was "why don't you just put it on your credit card?" Yeah, a credit card is not a financial genie in a lamp who gives you unlimited wishes, and the reason he had one and she didn't was precisely because of shit like this. Fortunately, he promptly booted her.

2) Don't date women who are obviously of weak moral fiber. Don't think this needs to be explained, but befriending dishonest people kinda tends to bite you in the ass. And the bite is harder if you let them get closer to you.

3) Don't date crazy bitches. Admittedly, I made this mistake, and I understand that they sometimes morph from "awesome sexy chick" into "fucking psycho retard bitch" during the course of dating. So then you break up with her and, hopefully, get wiser about the signs.

Basically I think that women are no more mysterious than men, but the key difference is that if there's some batshit loony guy who is really hot, you don't put up with him and let him live in your house. Apply that same rationale to women and it seems to work out fine. Just my personal experience.

I think I only date crazy bitches. Like, upon reflection.