Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
We have a thing here called freedom.
That's the word you've replaced "French" with, right?
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
We have a thing here called freedom.
That's the word you've replaced "French" with, right?
I guess new year's the time to reminisce about 4 year old jokes?
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
We have a thing here called freedom.
That's the word you've replaced "French" with, right?
I guess new year's the time to reminisce about 4 year old jokes?
Don't push me, I'll insinuate that President Bush is of below average intelligence
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
We have a thing here called freedom.
That's the word you've replaced "French" with, right?
no. it's the word that means that random cops can't stop us without a good reason
Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
We have a thing here called freedom.
That's the word you've replaced "French" with, right?
no. it's the word that means that random cops can't stop us without a good reason
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most likely? Yes. One way or the other i'll end up there this fall
I have three beers left, but they are warm by now
How could you let this happen?
Dadouw are you my housemate?
On the black screen
Quite possibly
Does your housemate drinks a beer with a name that sounds like ''whore garden'' ?
Is he handsome?
Is he going to Cuba in 6 days?
edit'd
report'd
On the black screen
It wasn't.
You mean actual cocaine
Mission accomplished
Wow, and it seems the first thing Bibble did was be a goddamn retard and get banned.
Oh man, I am soooo high!
How high are ya, brah?
I am soooo high that I think it makes sense to tell the internet how high I am.
We sure care how much you've been drinking, though.
we are but men
ROCK
I said I opened a beer with a crowbar.
I never said I drank it.
the crowbar usage is the subject, not "check me out, I can drink a beer"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.
that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking
Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.
We have a thing here called freedom.
god finally I've been doing this for so long
That's the word you've replaced "French" with, right?
I guess new year's the time to reminisce about 4 year old jokes?
Don't push me, I'll insinuate that President Bush is of below average intelligence
God help me I'll do it
no. it's the word that means that random cops can't stop us without a good reason
probably cause, and all that stuff
Quotin' this for posterity.
if it doesn't underline a word, I've stopped rereading my posts