The first thing you did this year; EAST COAST YEAH!

A duck!

Evander wrote: »

Butler wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

Butler wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

Butler wrote: »

FirmSkater wrote: »

Kissed my girlfriend, then she went to bed and I got pulled over because my brake light is cracked =/

Was he a friendly cop who just gave you a warning? Because if he's out to give people fines there's much richer pickings in all the drunk-drivers at this time of year.

that's probably why he was out tonight, looking for any excuse to pull a dude over to see if he has been drinking

Wait, you need a reason in America? In Australia they can just pull you over to breath-test you no matter how well you're driving. On public holidays and weekends they'll set up "booze bus" stations on busy roads and just pull over as many people as they can.

We have a thing here called freedom.

That's the word you've replaced "French" with, right?

no. it's the word that means that random cops can't stop us without a good reason



probably cause, and all that stuff

Quotin' this for posterity.

Evander

that's how it's supposed to be, at least

A duck!

It's probably probable.

Evander

I'm too dependent on chrome's spellcheck.

if it doesn't underline a word, I've stopped rereading my posts

Vivixenne

first things I did in 2009

called Australia
dealt with friend drama
walked home in the freezing fucking cold because there were no cabs while dealing with more friend drama
slept
woke up
had cybersex
took a shower
overdosed on junk food

The Black Hunter

How do I use spellcheck on mozilla?

Meissnerd

Vivixenne wrote: »

first things I did in 2009

woke up
had cybersex
took a shower
overdosed on junk food

it's not fair that this would make me a laughing stock but all you'll get are "oohhh tell me more"'s

#pipe

I got really faggy emo for a few minutes, then did shots and lit fireworks in the street

Butler

On reflection, that is a fair point Evander. We've had random breath-testing for so long I've never really thought about it as a restriction of liberty before.

Vivixenne

I added more things because I forgot 2009 started at midnight

Meissnerd

well what do you want me to do about it

Evander

The Black Hunter wrote: »

How do I use spellcheck on mozilla?

direct Mozilla to http://www.google.com/chrome/thankyou.html?oneclickinstalled=&statcb= and click the link in the middle of the page

Wren

cybersex

Butler

sexbercyb

Meissnerd

i can't do that, wren

Evander

what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

it is cold and metallic

Spoiler:

like my heart

Wren

Evander wrote: »

what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

it is cold and metallic

Spoiler:

like my heart

dont think anyone was planning on screwing your heart

just your warm, moist holes

McCly

Evander wrote: »

what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

it is cold and metallic

Spoiler:

like my heart

I don't know, my laptop is kind of warm...

and cuddly...

and kind of sexy...

uhhhh what?

Evander

Wren wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

it is cold and metallic

Spoiler:

like my heart

dont think anyone was planning on screwing your heart

just your warm, moist holes

but I've filled them with caulk

anti-cock caulk

#pipe

Evander wrote: »

what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

it is cold and metallic

Spoiler:

like my heart

you gotta install the fleshlight under the CD drive so it vibrates just a little

Evander

CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



for my dicks

Butler

Evander wrote: »

CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



for my dicks

don't be too rough or you'll cause a head crash

Meissnerd

Butler wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



for my dicks

don't be too rough or you'll cause a head crash

:whistle:

Wren

be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

get it?

Evander

Butler wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



for my dicks

don't be too rough or you'll cause a head crash

dude, I'm not FUCKING a CD drive. What do you think I am, some kind of barbarian?

I am just using it to HOLD my dicks. Gently

A duck!

Wren wrote: »

be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

get it?

Not very often.

s7apster

I did that thing I do 5 times a day when I'm away from my girlfriend like I am now...oh ya I jacked off. How could I have forgotten.

Christmas break needs to end.

Wren

A duck! wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

get it?

Not very often.

I don't get it

A duck!

Wren wrote: »

A duck! wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

get it?

Not very often.

I don't get it

Neither does your mom!

Anymore.

Evander

Wren wrote: »

A duck! wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

get it?

Not very often.

I don't get it

Duck is implying that I do not have intercourse on a regular basis.

Wren

what

mrpaku

the first thing i did this year was to frantically light another cigarette with my first one before the clock rolled over

Evander

Wren wrote: »

what

when a man and a lady love each other very much, they do a special kind of hugging where the lady uses her vagina to hug the man's penis



also, the lady is usually your mother

Wren

Evander wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

what

when a man and a lady love each other very much, they do a special kind of hugging where the lady uses her vagina to hug the man's penis



also, the lady is usually your mother

huh

B.C.

My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

Evander

Wren wrote: »

Evander wrote: »

Wren wrote: »

what

when a man and a lady love each other very much, they do a special kind of hugging where the lady uses her vagina to hug the man's penis



also, the lady is usually your mother

huh

your mother likes to hug the penises of strange men

with her mouth

The_Scarab

B.C. wrote: »

My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

McCly

The_Scarab wrote: »

B.C. wrote: »

My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

It'd be even more depressing if it were a homeless guy making a sandwich out of nothing but newspaper, cardboard and rainwater.

And then he gets hit by a car.

The_Scarab

McCly wrote: »

The_Scarab wrote: »

B.C. wrote: »

My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

It'd be even more depressing if it were a homeless guy making a sandwich out of nothing but newspaper, cardboard and rainwater.

And then he gets hit by a car.

Driven by Dick Clarke.

Evander

The_Scarab wrote: »

McCly wrote: »

The_Scarab wrote: »

B.C. wrote: »

My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

It'd be even more depressing if it were a homeless guy making a sandwich out of nothing but newspaper, cardboard and rainwater.

And then he gets hit by a car.

Driven by Dick Clarke.

who is passed out at the wheel

due to blood loss

from being stabbed by a drifter