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The first thing you did this year; EAST COAST YEAH!

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    Everybody I was going to hang out with bailed on me.

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  • EvanderEvander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    Everybody I was going to hang out with bailed on me.

    same here

    including my asshole little brother, who was my last resort, but who split without telling me that he was leaving, because, as I may have mentioned, he is an asshole

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Every year for the past two years, our house has been the HQ for my brother and his friends stupid new years shit.
    It's not even entertaining shit. It's just fucking stupid. A bunch of 17 year olds hyped up on Mt. Dew or Redbull quoting Anchorman and trying their damndest to re-enact various scenes from jackass.

    When I came home for this week, I flat out told my brother "Look, you are taking this shit elsewhere. I will not have it this year"

    Thus. A quiet house so my parents may sleep.

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  • EvanderEvander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    your brother has been 17 for the past two years?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    edited January 2009
    He's aging backwards.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    your brother has been 17 for the past two years?

    You know what I mean.

    In other news: I beat Braid.
    Jesus fuck some of those puzzles were hard.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    your brother has been 17 for the past two years?

    You know what I mean.

    In other news: I beat Braid.
    Jesus fuck some of those puzzles were hard.

    But don't you feel like the smartest mother fucker in the world?

    scarab you have mental problems
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I got drunk and had to forcibly babysit a friend

    sigh

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Drank

    Some water

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    your brother has been 17 for the past two years?

    You know what I mean.

    In other news: I beat Braid.
    Jesus fuck some of those puzzles were hard.

    But don't you feel like the smartest mother fucker in the world?

    I honestly don't know how to feel.
    Because piecing together the story was a fucking acid trip all in itself.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i was asleep by 10

    so i guess the first thing i did in the new year was get up and take a shower and go to work

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CL is old lol.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sooooo OLD

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    tell me when you make your first sub of 2009



    bitch

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Watched fireworks and drank booze with my girlfriend. Not bad really.

    Fuck off and die.
  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Is that really the only thing you're capable of dangling over my head?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    im a one trick pony

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And that one trick will cost you two dollars under the bridge near SafeWay.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ill get that promotion some day!!

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Watched fireworks and drank booze with my girlfriend. Not bad really.

    On the roof? Starry night, the flashes of the fireworks briefly illuminating each others faces? You finish off a beer and let the bottle roll down the roofing tiles and into a large bin beside your house. It's nearly midnight, the bangs and whoops in the distance cover the muffled hum of a large crowd in the park, the countdown begins you can hear the rhythmic chanting growing louder and louder. You both lean in, brushing her hair back and touch lips for just a second, her breath visible in the night air, the chill clamming up your skin. "Happy New Year" you both whisper under the intensity of the moment. And then you go at it like animals right there on the roof, like rabid dogs that have been sex starved for three years. Like two psychiatrists attempting to experiment if the human mind can take a thousand orgasms in a row. You're a pair of lusty pulp novel characters who absolutely must under any circumstances arouse the reader with your ludicrously over the top rodgering. And then it's all over you grab another beer, the last one, out of the cooler and crack it open. Here's to 2009!

    scarab you have mental problems
  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    First thing I did in 2009, literally, was put a load of clothes in the laundry.

    HERES TO THE NEW YEAR! *pours Tide in*

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man.
    Scarab.
    Just.
    What the hell man? Why you gotta do a thing?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    Man.
    Scarab.
    Just.
    What the hell man? Why you gotta do a thing?

    There's not way Im in the right state of mind to post. Back later. 2009 motherfuckers!

    scarab you have mental problems
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I continued watching the weird surrealist movie my friend was making the rest of us watch after a brief round of "happy new year" went around

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    When you're on a rooftop in Oslo in December, fornication is low on your list of things to do immediately.

    Fuck off and die.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    hi Rane!

    yes hello what is up my funnybunny

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am panicking over women Rane!
    women!

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Stay away from women.

    They are nothing but trouble.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    I am panicking over women Rane!
    women!

    chillax

    why panic

    women come and go dude

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Goose!Goose! Yeah, I wrote that. Its called, "I Wanna Rock Your Body"Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man cybersex? I thought that was only shit you did when you were in your early teens.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Who the hell mentioned cybersex?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i was all like what the fuck

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I mentioned women

    while on the internet

    it's not connect the dots people!

    it kinda is

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thats like somebody saying they got a new puppy for christmas and then somebody shouting "BEASTIALITY IS STUPID"

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bestiality isn't stupid at all.

    You are the stupid one, CrackedLenseses.

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  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    thats like somebody saying they got a new puppy for christmas and then somebody shouting "BEASTIALITY IS STUPID"

    This is probably the only good analogy ever.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well

    bestiality IS wrong

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    but it's SO RIGHT

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    That's what makes it so good, though.

    Edit: Rane and I are gonna go fuck some cows together.

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