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Reality TV Bro!

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I can't wait for the veteran guy to flip his lid.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    from the previews, it looks like he flips out on the punk chick. also, i totally see veteran guy and mormon dude have a bromance. i was kinda grossed out by both of them towards the end of the episode when they were talking about the tranny and making speculation and just being pricks about the whole thing.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The vet is way too concerned about his roommates sexuality. The shit with him and the mormon guy on the boat was ridiculous. He can't fathom the fact that the guy isn't gay and he seems to like to point it out.

    Also he he was kinda of blunt with JD when they were grilling him over his dinner plans. It's like they didn't want him to have a private conversation with the tranny for a second there.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i hope the final episode is an hour long firing squad special

    every one of these degenerates up against a wall

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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Front page of the Daily Mail here in the UK is how Big Brother star Jade Goody has only a 40% chance of surviving her battle with cancer.

    Go cancer!

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A-fucking-mazing

    The "theme" of Tool Academy this week was fidelity. They sat each couple down for the therapy session and played a video where a makeup artist flirted really heavily with each guy to see if he would pick her up. Most did not hesitate to do so and got yelled at by their doormat girlfriends.

    But when it was Shawn's turn to have his video shown they decided to drop a bombshell. A girl walks through the door and says she is his girlfriend of SIX YEARS. That is more than the girl who sent him to the academy, so they called seniority and kicked the other girl out.

    Then, for some reason, one of the girls was acting like the 6 year girl didn't deserve to be there. She didn't justify it really well and I think her real issue is that she and her boyfriend are not interesting enough to really stick around and win the whole shebangabang.

    Tiny Tool's girlfriend is easily the least attractive on the show. This goes for the guys, girls, and the elderly relationship therapist. She knows this and freaks out more than anybody else because it is the only thing that will keep the couple on the show. Her jaw was hanging open in shock for the first half of the episode and there wasn't even anything about her boyfriend going on

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
  • ubernekouberneko Registered User
    edited January 2009
    The best reality show was I'm With Busey

    Which was largely scripted, but still

    What a beautifully bizarre slice of television

    The Wiki said they improvised mostly everything :/

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Gary Busey is the craziest motherfucker.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l70q2ei7zeo

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  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    uberneko wrote: »
    The best reality show was I'm With Busey

    Which was largely scripted, but still

    What a beautifully bizarre slice of television

    The Wiki said they improvised mostly everything :/

    I honestly can't believe that show was scripted.

    It was basically just Busey ramblign about whatever the fuck.

    Granted, him and Christopher Walken are among the very few who can just talk about anything and be hilarious.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm not going to watch those videos, but I'd like to know. is Tool Academy about becoming a handyman, or being the biggest and best toolbox that you can be?

  • ubernekouberneko Registered User
    edited January 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    uberneko wrote: »
    The best reality show was I'm With Busey

    Which was largely scripted, but still

    What a beautifully bizarre slice of television

    The Wiki said they improvised mostly everything :/

    I honestly can't believe that show was scripted.

    It was basically just Busey ramblign about whatever the fuck.

    Granted, him and Christopher Walken are among the very few who can just talk about anything and be hilarious.

    Yeah that's what it said about it being improvised, was that Busey just fucked around the whole time.
    The show made an effort to appear to be as completely real as possible. However, it was later revealed that much of the show was improvisation. Busey and de la Pena would agree on a scene's contents, and then improvise their lines. The show became increasingly bizarre as it went on, reflecting either a conscious decision by the actors to gradually let the audience into that world, or greater familiarity with the concept. This was clued at a few times by how bizarre Busey became towards the end of the show, whether it be sticking plugs into cow's anuses (to prevent methane expulsion and global warming) or traveling to an electronics store and remarking that a digital camera could one day be engineered to kill de la Pena's mother. Busey appeared to enjoy making a clever spoof of himself, playing on the audience's belief that he was out of his mind following his near-fatal motorcycle accident.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    emericana wrote: »
    man the first season of the Mole was bomb as shit

    Yes it was.

    I still enjoy Amazing Race too - despite obvious points in the game where a task is setup to make sure every team catches up with each other. It's still fun to see all the places they end up going and some of the challenges are pretty cool.

    Does Ace of Cakes count as reality tv? Because I love my Ace of Cakes.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You can never tell if Busey is acting or if he is serious.

    Never, ever.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    friends are just enemies in reverse.

    We are seeking the the magical indian that i know to exist at the center of the nexus of all worlds.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Man I love Tool Academy.

    When that girl walked in, I almost shit myself. I can't even imagine what Shawn was thinking.

    Also that little shit from Jersey needs to get kicked off already.

    I think the final 3 are going to be Matsuflex, Shawn, and Rob. They get the most screen time and are the most interesting.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Whats that reality show made by that fascist sheriff in Arizona? The one where they trick criminals and then arrest them?

    I saw 13 seconds of that, then started mailing explosives to fox studios.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    True Beauty is the best. Those people are such human garbage.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    okay, I just watch the tool academy promo, and apparently, i was completely off base. it doesn't look terrible

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's pretty terrible. They really should be calling it "Doormat Academy", because the bigger issue here is that these girls don't seem to understand that having your guy cheat on you and slap you around IS a sign that you need to get the fuck out of there. Stop trying to hang in there because you "invested so much time" in trying to make things work

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No you're wrong the guys can change

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If Daric was capable of being super buff he would totally want to be on the show. He'd throw a chair during the therapy session.

    Like, a foldable chair that he always carries around with him. Every time they say the guys have to do something the chair would be airborne

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would flip over my cot on the first day and then refuse to put it back to normal.

    I would sleep on the flipped over cot.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    The best channel is Fox Reality

    Much like normal Fox channels it shows only the most retarded original reality shows

    Actually there's one about sheriff's department trainees that's not too bad

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