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john travolta's kid hits head on bathtub, dies

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Would it just be stupid to suggest that he work with Eric Clapton on a song about throwing the baby out with the bath water?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    if I have a kid, I'm definitely bathing with them until they move out

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    wren

    you would wouldn't you

    I am arresting you for child porn futures


    that is the counting on future child porn sexyness


    it's like pork futures and pork futures warehouses, only more lawful and more full of sexy children

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I want a sexy children warehouse

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Would it just be stupid to suggest that he work with Eric Clapton on a song about throwing the baby out with the bath water?

    how long were you working on that one

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    gotta have the capital to put down

    liquidize into this money bag and I can expedite your dreams

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    wren

    you would wouldn't you

    I am arresting you for child porn futures


    that is the counting on future child porn sexyness


    it's like pork futures and pork futures warehouses, only more lawful and more full of sexy children

    Wait, that would only make sense if there was somehow a huge black market of people selling and buying child porn that people without children might make some day maybe if they have some children, thus allowing it to exist in potentia.

    And that just makes no sense.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dr. Dre's son died too

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    but that was a while ago I guess

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    also whats a dr. dre

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Would it just be stupid to suggest that he work with Eric Clapton on a song about throwing the baby out with the bath water?

    how long were you working on that one

    A few seconds. Obviously.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vic wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    wren

    you would wouldn't you

    I am arresting you for child porn futures


    that is the counting on future child porn sexyness


    it's like pork futures and pork futures warehouses, only more lawful and more full of sexy children

    Wait, that would only make sense if there was somehow a huge black market of people selling and buying child porn that people without children might make some day maybe if they have some children, thus allowing it to exist in potentia.

    And that just makes no sense.

    actually it makes complete and utter sense

    there's no zip no zap no zoom

    I need an ideaman

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kinda disappointed that my book about weird bodily functions doesn't have anything on death boners

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Boners as murder weapons.

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    edited January 2009
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Bladed prince albert

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kinda disappointed that my book about weird bodily functions doesn't have anything on death boners
    man that would be the worst pop-up book ever

    Ahaha why do I not have a sex ed pop-up book?

    Does such a thing exist?

    Can we make such a thing?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No no no

    That would obviously be spinning the wheel

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We could put in one of those shade things to explain what happens to transsexuals

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hey, Teefs, I just got called sexist because I said that Israel and Hamas were both being twats.

    Then, somehow, when I told the person that they were being oversensitive and myopic I get told it's because of my privilege that I can say those things.

    You know, the magic privilege I got for being a male regardless of my actual history. But, see, them saying that isn't sexist at all.

    I FUCKING HATE COLLEGE LIBERALS SO MUCH!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Kinda tempted to buy it, honestly

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    ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I FUCKING HATE COLLEGE LIBERALS SO MUCH!

    I wanna start a conservative arts school, but the only one I can think of is getting a nice arc on the pipe bomb you chuck into the planned parenthood.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what in the

    (israel is still the bigger bad guy here)
    Shades of grey, my friend.

    Israel's bein' twats
    Hamas is bein' twats

    The people, as always, suffer.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've been arguing for Palestine for days now

    Fuckin' Jewish step-mom

    I don't even have an opinion on the issue myself, I just need to play devil's advocate so people ain't ignorant in my household

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My dad probably thinks I'm secretly a hardcore neo-con given how often I argue against the liberal ideal

    I was given the silent treatment for like 20 minutes for calling Michael Moore a sensationalist prick on the level of Rush Limbaugh

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    im probably a terrible person for this
    but the first thing i thought of after being told of this was, "he probably decided that he didn't want to be a scientologist and they killed him, and this is their cover-up"
    any reason aside, it's pretty awful that a 16 year old died at all, and what a way to go

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    ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So I'ma ask a silly question: I know all religons are hokey, and so and so forth, and Scientology likely takes the cake, but am I the only one who thinks the whole anti-Scientology sentiment is almost exclusively due to it being hip?


    Don't get me wrong, I am the first guy to say an offensive joke at the first moment, but at least they'd like to make sense.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    So was this kid wasted or what

    I assume any child of a celebrity who dies showering at 16 was on like a billion xanex bars or something

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    it's pretty awful that a 16 year old died at all

    Have you met any 16 year olds recently?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    it's pretty awful that a 16 year old died at all

    Have you met any 16 year olds recently?

    good point
    but we could just try to assume this kid was a nice kid

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    it's pretty awful that a 16 year old died at all

    Have you met any 16 year olds recently?

    good point
    but we could just try to assume this kid was a nice kid

    that's just the sort of "wait and see" attitude they take advantage of.

    Next thing you know there's a pile of remarkably stiff clothes by your guest bed and pictures of boobs hidden inside an already hidden zippo lighter.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    mully wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    it's pretty awful that a 16 year old died at all

    Have you met any 16 year olds recently?

    good point
    but we could just try to assume this kid was a nice kid

    yes i'm sure the son of john travolta was very down to earth

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    callius do you want to make kissy faces with rachel maddow as much as me
    Yeah, alright, let's do this.

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