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john travolta's kid hits head on bathtub, dies

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    damn

    dying butt naked would be the worst

    Only way to go.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    damn

    dying butt naked would be the worst
    Man, it totally ranks up number one for me.

    dying the way you lived: showing everyone your dong

    Evander on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    ANTVGM64 wrote: »
    If I recall correctly there had been a thing about his Son having some issues and the Travolta family refusing to acknowledge it. I think it was on some Gossip Column or what not, but it had something to do with the seizures and how the family didn't get help for it.

    It was awhile ago, but that's the first thing I thought of.

    Could that have anything to do with Scientology's take on modern medicine?

    so this is scientology's fault

    of course

    oh god

    can we not do this, please

    this is not the appropriate circumstance

    The thing it was based isn't true either.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    whoops

    that's why don't let your kids have baths alone

    Did anybody point out that he was 16?

    Because he was 16.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    damn

    dying butt naked would be the worst

    it really depends on how proud you are of your body, and what you're doing when you die

    I would like my family to preserve my body and prop it up in an airtight case, wearing whatever I was wearing at the time of my death

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    All I know is that when I have a 16 year old kid I will bathe him myself.

    Ranx on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    So I've been doing a lot of walking lately because England has a pretty decent public transportation system


    The only downer so far has been the number of stabbings and dead teenager stories advertised at the newstand little kiosk deallies.

    Seriously, every single one I have seen so far is about somebody getting stabbed or dying from getting stabbed, it's depressing as hell.

    If you want to deal with stabbings in england then legalize guns

    After listening to how stupid you sounded bitching about Christmas, I'm really interested in hearing what you have to say about this.

    Dead Legend on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Nah, one story is that they thought he had autism while the Travolta's wanted a second opinion because they suspected something else.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    you just know that when the emts walk in, the first thing they gonna do is look at your shriveled, dead weiner

    and you're dead, so it ain't like you can chump it up a little or bitch about how it's cold out

    Knob on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    All I know is that when I have a 16 year old kid I will bathe him myself.

    give him velcro bathroom slippers and carpet everything including the bathtub

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    So I've been doing a lot of walking lately because England has a pretty decent public transportation system


    The only downer so far has been the number of stabbings and dead teenager stories advertised at the newstand little kiosk deallies.

    Seriously, every single one I have seen so far is about somebody getting stabbed or dying from getting stabbed, it's depressing as hell.

    If you want to deal with stabbings in england then legalize guns

    After listening to how stupid you sounded bitching about Christmas, I'm really interested in hearing what you have to say about this.

    dead legend likes shootan' thangs

    Ranx on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    you just know that when the emts walk in, the first thing they gonna do is look at your shriveled, dead weiner

    and you're dead, so it ain't like you can chump it up a little or bitch about how it's cold out

    If you're dead long enough, though, rigor mortis will set in and make up for it

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dying while masturbating naked, that I think would probably bother me as I was going.



    "Shit, my mom is gonna be sooooooooo disappointed."

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    you just know that when the emts walk in, the first thing they gonna do is look at your shriveled, dead weiner

    and you're dead, so it ain't like you can chump it up a little or bitch about how it's cold out

    the moment I die, my donger is on its own

    I will be through making excuses for it.

    Evander on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    So I've been doing a lot of walking lately because England has a pretty decent public transportation system


    The only downer so far has been the number of stabbings and dead teenager stories advertised at the newstand little kiosk deallies.

    Seriously, every single one I have seen so far is about somebody getting stabbed or dying from getting stabbed, it's depressing as hell.

    If you want to deal with stabbings in england then legalize guns

    After listening to how stupid you sounded bitching about Christmas, I'm really interested in hearing what you have to say about this.

    dead legend likes shootan' thangs

    Yes, I do.

    But guns aren't banned in the UK, just restricted heavily!

    And the crime is so stabby oriented.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    you just know that when the emts walk in, the first thing they gonna do is look at your shriveled, dead weiner

    and you're dead, so it ain't like you can chump it up a little or bitch about how it's cold out

    Ironically, masturbating yourself to death would likely solve this problem.

    sarukun on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    I am preemptively forbidding anyone from engaging Evander on whatever dumbfuck idea he's got into his head this week.

    Tube on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    but dead legend likes writing at length about inane things

    Ranx on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you just know that when the emts walk in, the first thing they gonna do is look at your shriveled, dead weiner

    and you're dead, so it ain't like you can chump it up a little or bitch about how it's cold out

    If you're dead long enough, though, rigor mortis will set in and make up for it

    does rigor mortis give you a pole

    why don't i know that fact

    i will research it

    Knob on
  • ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If I recall correctly there had been a thing about his Son having some issues and the Travolta family refusing to acknowledge it. I think it was on some Gossip Column or what not, but it had something to do with the seizures and how the family didn't get help for it.

    It was awhile ago, but that's the first thing I thought of.

    For the record it was a fox news "Fox411" column about John Travolta when he starred in "Hairspray"

    ANTVGM64 on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    but dead legend likes writing at length about inane things

    i have yet to write anything about you

    Dead Legend on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    but dead legend likes writing at length about inane things

    i have yet to write anything about you

    why is inane a word but ane not a word

    Ranx on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man if I were dying while jerking off I'd use every ounce of strength to get my hands around my throat

    at least I'd look like I'd choked myself to death and it'd given me a hard-on

    which would show force of will and madness instead of a body so crappy it can't handle ejaculating

    Skull Man on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    does rigor mortis give you a pole

    why don't i know that fact

    i will research it
    Kill a hobo and get back to us.

    Callius on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    but dead legend likes writing at length about inane things

    i have yet to write anything about you

    why is inane a word but ane not a word

    http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=ane

    redhead on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    but dead legend likes writing at length about inane things

    i have yet to write anything about you

    why is inane a word but ane not a word

    i don't know, i don't really know why you're talking about me

    i really don't have a clue!

    could be the liquor or it could be the beer

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    does rigor mortis give you a pole

    why don't i know that fact

    i will research it
    If not, we need to invent something that'll do that.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man if I were dying while jerking off I'd use every ounce of strength to get my hands around my throat

    at least I'd look like I'd choked myself to death and it'd given me a hard-on

    which would show force of will and madness instead of a body so crappy it can't handle ejaculating

    nah, you'd just look like that dude from inxs

    Knob on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    nah, you'd just look like that dude from inxs
    And no one wants to be associated with INXS.

    Callius on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    but dead legend likes writing at length about inane things

    i have yet to write anything about you

    why is inane a word but ane not a word

    http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=ane

    the scottish don't count

    Ranx on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what if I had a big ol goony smile

    Skull Man on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dr. Dre's son died too, apparently.

    McCly on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Dr. Dre's son died too, apparently.

    Wasn't that ages ago though?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This poor family :( No one deserves that.

    Antimatter on
  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man we have really grown up as a community

    yeah totally I mean we aren't actively laughing at the tragic loss of a man's son

    it's practically party of fucking five in here

    I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

    but I'm just thinking about the Chris Benoit and Heath Ledger threads

    People are more likely to see celebrities as fair game than to see the family of said celebrity as fair game. If this thread was "John Travolta hits head on bathtub, dies" it would look very different. That and the fact that the "olol I am so tasteless" humour is beyond old at this point and only really slow people are still doing it.

    If John Travolta diesd suddenly, people would be cracking jokes all over the place on account of he is kind of a nutty Scientologist.


    That's my prediction, anyway.

    And really so far I've only seen two.

    His name was Jett. There has to be a joke in there somewhere

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Dr. Dre's son died too, apparently.

    Wasn't that ages ago though?

    If a few hours is "ages," I guess so.

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/01/drdres-20-year.html

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    dang, to think that you could be taking a bath one day and wake up dead

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2009
    Dr Dre trains with Stan McQuay, he's hella buff now.

    Stupid rappers. I wish I trained with Stan McQuay. Then I'd show Colin Moore for stealing my lunch money...

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  • ANTVGM64ANTVGM64 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If a few hours is "ages," I guess so.

    From the article:
    Dr. Dre's 20-year-old son, who was found dead in August

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    that really sucks.

    sometimes i almost slip on the bathtub, some scary shit.

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